What are some of your favorite CSI:Miami Quotes?

Actually, I just watched Camp Fear. The "Got milk?" line was actually Eric's. I'd recognize his voice anywhere! Lol

Eric:THE EMERGENCY ROOM IS NOT THE MEDICAL EXAMINER'S!!!
Speed:You got Tourrette's or something, man?
 
My avatar and this being a CSI: Miami thread made me think of a Horatio line. This line comes from the CSI: Miami season 2 episode MIA/NYC non-stop--or as I call it "the CSI: NY pilot episode." Horatio and Mac are outside Davey Penrod's apartment. A New York detective with them, who I haven't seen since this episode, knocks and announces "Police! Open up". After that they hear some rustling around in the apartment. That detective kicks the door open. Horatio spots Penrod escaping up the fire escape. Now here's the Horatio line.

Horatio: He's running, Mac! He's running!


I just love the way Horatio and Mac get along and work together. I love the chemistry between them. Too bad they work in different cities in different states cause they'd make onE hell of a team.
:lol:Too bad one of them isn't female cause they'd make a great couple. :lol:
 
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Oh, there are so many wonderful lines. Frank, of course, claims the funniest ones.

Det. Frank Tripp: [to Ryan] So I need you, my favorite dust monkey...

Det. Frank Tripp: Dispatch, we gotta code 18.
Dispatcher: Hit and run, any victims?
Det Frank Tripp: Victims, yeah me!

Then Horatio's lines...

Horatio (pulling a leech of Calleigh): Goodbye.

Horatio: If those scratches are from my son, and anything has happened to him...I'm going to come back to this room and you will leave it in a bag.

Horatio: Calleigh?
Calleigh (waking up): Oh my god, Horatio. I don't know what happened. I just shut my eyes for a moment...
Horatio: It's fine. You're a morning person.
 
Favourite Frank quote: "But you are banging the neighbour lady. We call that motive."

Eric and Speed.
"The medical examiner is not the emergency room!"
"You got tourrets or something?"

"You ever dated a stripper?"
"... I wouldn't call it dating."

I love Ryan/Frank scenes, they always turn out funny.

Frank: Well if it's not Benedict Arnold.
Ryan: Hi Frank, you look well.
... after Ryan finds the gun and says he has to put it through processing ...
Frank: You do that, you're doing a bang up job for the defense.
Ryan: ... That's a nice hair cut.
Frank: Have a nice day.

Ryan: Hey Frank, please tell me there's a good reason you dragged me over to this charming little establishment.
Frank: Besides the amazing joy I get from knowing you've been inconvenienced, I need you to do something for me.
Ryan: Okay, what is that?
Frank: *blah blah blah* I've been checking the jails visitation logs.
Ryan: Okaay, so you need help reading.
Frank: That's cute.

Ryan to Alexx: I've got a job interview, hopfully with you. I mean look, I shaved and everything.

Ooh, "In Miami, we never close!" Said several times by different characters. :D
 
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that_girl1 said:
this is from 'Wet Foot/Dry Foot' and i just laughed so much at this!!
Horatio: Speed!
Speed: Yeah!
Horatio: What does it say on the stern?
Speed: Luna Nueva. Moon New.
Eric: It's "New Moon".

i had to play back this scene a couple of times!!
Speed knew a little bit of spanish!!
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Yeah, that cracked me up too. I'm Spanish and I know it's 'New Moon', not the other way. Speed needed some basic grammar lessons, who translates just the words without looking for the whole meaning? :lol::lol:
 
I like when Ryan and Frank are talking about that plastic surgeon and Frank says he knows one who works cheap or something and Ryan goes: "Yeah, I thought you looked a little tight around the eyes." in that teasing voice and Frank looks at him and Ryan does that cute little smile. :lol: Those two play off each other well.

And the one of Speed that I like is where he and Calleigh are interviewing that girl and the girl asks for a soda and Speed tells her they are out of sodas. Then he and Calleigh leave the room and Calleigh said: "We do to have soda. You just lied to her." And Speed replied: "Well, she's been lying to us all day." :lol:

There was a scene with Calleigh and Eric where Eric was complaining about there being no media info when an hispanic girl went missing and he says to get mentioned when you're missing you have to have blonde hair and blue eyes. Then he looks at Calleigh and says "No offense." And she replies, "None taken. My eyes are green." :lol:

And the scene this week where Natalia's examining that stroller and Eric walks in and gets that cute little smirky grin on his face and says, "I didn't know you were expecting." And she says "Cute". :lol:

and the scene in "Won't Get Fueled Again" where Ryan tells Calleigh the evidence is in the ladies room and keep nodding to her and she says reluctantly that she'll go get it. :lol: Then later she's telling him that she got cut off by a truck and a boat. And Ryan says, "A boat? Seriously?" :lol:
 
DeaditeSlayer said:
I like when Ryan and Frank are talking about that plastic surgeon and Frank says he knows one who works cheap or something and Ryan goes: "Yeah, I thought you looked a little tight around the eyes." in that teasing voice and Frank looks at him and Ryan does that cute little smile. :lol: Those two play off each other well.
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:lol: That was the other Frank/Ryan scene, I just couldn't remember exactly what was said. Love that one too. :p
 
I'm not really sure if someone posted these two, but I love them to bits...

Calleigh: Hi, Calleigh Duquesne. Don't ask how I spell it, Southern.

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Suspect: You just shot my car.
Ryan: You just shot my friend. Frankly, I don't give a damn about your car.

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I'm not sure if the last one is exactly the quote, cos I haven't seen the episode in ages, but I was like 'awwwww' when I heard it...
 
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Suspect: You just shot my car.
Ryan: You just shot my friend. Frankly, I don't give a damn about your car.

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I'm not sure if the last one is exactly the quote, cos I haven't seen the episode in ages, but I was like 'awwwww' when I heard it...
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Who was he talking about? The only one of his "friends" that I recall being shot are Calleigh and Delko.
 
EmilyTheWitch said:
^^ he was talking about Eric in "Man Down" the epi after he got shot (No Man's Land)
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That's what I figured. I just didn't remember the line. It's nice to know that Ryan thinks of Eric as his friend even if Eric doesn't necessarily always think of him that way.
 
Some of my favorite quotes are.....

Not Landing s2
Speed: Need any help
Alexx: I can undress a dead body in my sleep.
Speed: I'm leaving that one alone.

Kill Zone s1
Horatio: So what do you get when a six foot tall man lays down with a three foot long rifle?
Calleigh: Hot flashes... but that's just me.

s5, i forgot which eppy though.
Frank: Alright, listen up. Give up your IDs, all we want to do is talk. Let's make this as painless as possible
Calleigh: You need to step back right now
Jake: Oh, I would, but I don't take orders from broads
Frank: Do as she says, Cowboy
Calleigh: Line up
Jake: You best keep this bitch on a shorter leash, Tex
Calleigh takes Jake down and handcuffs him
Calleigh: So, I guess you'll be answering for everybody

I've got more but that's all I'm posting.
 
I think that last one was "Going Under" from season 5.

I know it was mentioned before for but I love "Burn Baby Burn" from "Curse of the Coffin"
 
I just saw "Evidence of Things Unseen" from season one. I was laden with cool lines!
My favorite from the episode?
H when the DNA comes back with a hit: "Hi-ya, Ace!"
 
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