What are some of your favorite CSI:Miami Quotes?

For some reason, I loved this. It was during Cyberlebrity.

Horatio: Do I detect a note of personal concern?
Stetler: The department is feeling very exposed...
Horatio: Ooh, so we're back to reality.

It seemed like a teeny tiny glimpse back to the old Horatio, the way he said it. :p
 
Some other quotes I really like include these ones in the very first episode

Horatio: Calliegh, the bullet?
Calliegh: There was no bullet.
Horatio: Well, how did the pilot get shot?
Calliegh: He didn't.

NTSB dude: Oh, I've heard of you, you're the, uh, Bullet Girl, right?
Calliegh: So what does that make you, Airplane Boy?

Speed: Okay, so we learned the black box is actually orange. :guffaw:

I miss Speed. Sad thing is, I didn't get into CSI: Miami until after he died so I'm stuck with reruns. I also liked Megan, although she and H clashed a bit and I like H better.

I also like this from the second episode:

Megan: Horatio, what are you doing?
Horatio: I'm giving Al's wife his wedding ring back.
Megan: That's evidence!
Horatio: I know that.
Megan: You can't just give it away!
Horatio: I'm not giving it away.... I'm giving it back.

Sometimes, Horatio is the worst/best CSI ever.
 
FallenForFlack said:
Reviving the old thread cause I just read through it all, lol! So here's one of my fav's:

DNA Girl: Tim, tell me you're kidding! 50 blood stains?
Speed: Sorry, next time I'll ask the victim to die in one spot.
DNA Girl: Funny. How 'bout I do half of them?
Speed: Suit yourself Princess. But you find anything foreign you're gonna have to do them all.
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I like that. "Next time, I'll ask the victim to die in one spot."
The first seasons were so funny. Now it's all DRAMA.
 
Natalia from Triple Threat (This one is better when you see it thanks to Eva Larue pulling it off)

Triplets? that's ...well that's .....perfect
 
Ok from "You may now Kill the Bride"
When Eric and Cal are at the gentleman's club and Eric's done interviewing the dancer and that wonderful Fergie song, "London Bridges" is blaring in the background.
Calleigh: Ok thanks, we'll be in touch.
Dancer: Touching's Extra...
Calleigh glances at Eric...Eric blushes...
Calleigh: We'll that was a sexy day at the office.

I swear every time I hear that song or any of the songs off that album for that matter I replay that moment through my head, smile, and blush. And if my dear friends are anywhere near me, I just look at them, smile, and say, ooh I love this song "touchings extra." I don't care if we are at a party at someone's house and there are 50 people around it is just an instantaneous thought that kicks in due to all the excitement.
 
My fave quote from H is
'and they never listen'

also Calleigh and H,

Calleigh: Do you believe her story?
Horatio: That depends on whether or not you like to see men in your underwear.
Calleigh: Personally? Leather chaps... nothing else... (Beat) That was a joke.

and...

Suspect:'Sherry told you?'
Frank: 'you should have paid her more, she belt it out like an opera singer!'

Frank is so funny! I wish there were more scenes of him...
 
Horatio: Burn baby burn
always loved that!

Ryan Wolfe: Your parents trust fund. It's a matter of public record.
Calleigh Duquesne: There's a morals clause in there that says if you stay clean and sober until you're 21, you get this.... Breakwater Key.
Ryan Wolfe: That's a whole island, isn't it? Wow. My parents are leaving me their lawn mover.
 
i thought i heard once from H smth like: Drive by Miami style.
and another i just loved when i heard: Burn baby, burn.
there was more but now i can't recall all my favourite ones.
 
H: DONT SHOOT
<suspects attempts to pull his gun on H... BOOM, suspect falls>
H: They never listen
<screen cuts...>
Daltry: YYEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH
 
nwolfson22 said:
Ok from "You may now Kill the Bride"
When Eric and Cal are at the gentleman's club and Eric's done interviewing the dancer and that wonderful Fergie song, "London Bridges" is blaring in the background.
Calleigh: Ok thanks, we'll be in touch.
Dancer: Touching's Extra...
Calleigh glances at Eric...Eric blushes...
Calleigh: We'll that was a sexy day at the office.

I swear every time I hear that song or any of the songs off that album for that matter I replay that moment through my head, smile, and blush. And if my dear friends are anywhere near me, I just look at them, smile, and say, ooh I love this song "touchings extra." I don't care if we are at a party at someone's house and there are 50 people around it is just an instantaneous thought that kicks in due to all the excitement.
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I also liked this gem from the same episode when Calleigh is showing the baseball player the pics of him in lingerie

"That, that, that one, you know there is something sort of nice about this one. You look real purrty in this one. You know I think this one is my favourite"!

Don't know if this one counts but it's from the Simpsons episode where they poked a little fun at CSI:Miami

Frank: How could he have murdered his wife when he was making a phone call 3000 miles away?
H: Well maybe he reached out............and killed someone!!
 
The one from "Murder In A Flash" when Yelina drives into the gas station. Suspect walks up to her.

Suspect: "Baby! So how was Heaven when you left?"
Yelina: "God told me to say hello!"
 
My favorite season one Calleigh line.
From the episode Breathless.

Calleigh: And inside the intimate part of her intimates, a pubic hair from our victim, Noel Peach.
 
From the season 8 episode "Bolt Action".

Frank: A lightning bolt makes friends with a lifeguard tower and all of a sudden, I'm saddled with block after block of knock and talks.
Ryan: Well, I guess it's our lucky day 'cause you have such a nice way with people, Tripp.
Ryan(referring to a push mower): Well, this certainly wasn't on the top of any lifeguard tower this morning.
Frank: Look underneath it, smartass.
 
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