What are some of your favorite CSI:Miami Quotes?

[CSIFray]

Maryse I was about to say that one too... I loved that line!

 

[that_girl1]

Horatio's line last night wasn't cool mainly because he didn't put his sunnies on when he paused
i was so pissed!!

 

[Maud_Wolfe]

that_girl1 said:
all of the cast looked young
well except for David!!:lol:

Wrong ! To me, He looks really younger in this episode!!!!
It's the best episode, the funniest xP

 

[Maryse]

it was still a Horatio line and i have said it qa few times today ...people dont get it and those who do..welll we had a good laugh all day today

 

[Need4Speed]

this one from Hard Time it just cracked me up!!!

Eric:THE EMERGENCY ROOM IS NOT THE MEDICAL EXAMINER!!
Speed:you got turrets or something man?

I just laughed hysterically!!!! It was so funny the way Eric shouted and Speed's reaction is priceless!!!!!!!

 

[that_girl1]

haha i saw the eppie toasy and i just busted out laughing:lol:
and rite now i was eating soup and it almost came out of my mouth!

 

[Need4Speed]

Yeah i watched it too. Soda came out my nose when i was watching it!!! I almost died laughing!!!! I loved Speed's line!!! it's just so....Speed. I still can't stop laughing and now my mom's giving me wierd looks. she just doesn't understand the funniness of Speed and Delko's conversations.she doesn't understand the joy and laughter we get when they say random stuff like that :lol:

 

[WeWantTOGO]

Det. Frank Tripp: Come on, don't you guys have some gizmo to track this thing? That blue light with the buzzers and bells or that mass-spectro-detecto-whatever-you-call-it thingy?

Horatio Caine: Jeans, T-shirt... K-Mart socks.
Det. Frank Tripp: Big spender.

Calleigh: Sometimes it's difficult to have family."
Horatio: Sometimes, it's more difficult not to."

 

[that_girl1]

haha Tripp has to stick to detective work!:lol:

 

[Need4Speed]

haha yaeh!! and i never get tired of this one!!!!

Ryan:that must have been one kinky party!!!

i just love that line!!!! it's like one of the best!!!!!

 

[Kit4na]

After Frank's new car is smashed by a water heater.

Delko: Ah so does the water heater come standard or is that custom?

Loved that moment, couldn't stop laughing

 

[that_girl1]

haha i loved that episode it was like old CSI: Miami

 

[Carolyn318]

My 2 favorite Frank Tripp lines.

From season 4's Felony Flight:
Frank(to Eric): Hope you're not allergic to dust.

From the episode that aired earlier this week-Burned:
Frank(to Horatio): First, it was a damn land mine. Now a flying water heater. What next?
Horatio's response: Next, we catch a killer.
*cut to annoying, loud, screeching, off-key, sounds-like-an-elephant-stepped-on-his-foot YEAH in the theme song*

[edit]
OOPS!!! Forgot something.
Frank and Horatio each have a good line in a scene in JUST MURDERED. Here are those 2 good lines...
Frank: I'll get a radio car.
Horatio: Frank, get 2 cars.

 

[Need4Speed]

i love this one from Complications

Lawyer: Dr. Carlos Garza?
Speed:he doesn't live here anymore
Lawyer:where does he live?
Speed: he doesn't



i just love that one!!!! it's a classic Speedism. i miss Speed!!! *cries*

i love this one too!!!

Frank: are you stuck on stupid?

 

[Carolyn318]

Ah-ha. I just remembered a good Eric line and a good Ryan line from the season 4 episode SILENCER. This is when Eric and Ryan are reading that drug company blog that the blonde secretary was keeping. They got to the blog entry about themselves. Eric mispronounces Jake Gyllenhaal's last name.
Ryan has to correct him. :lol:
This leaves me with one question: What planet has Eric been on for the last 7 years??? Even I know who Jake Gyllenhaal is and I've never seen any of the movies he's in. Well, anyway, here's the lines.

Eric(reading about who Ryan looks like): The other one looks like, uh, Jake...Guy-len-hall?
Ryan: Actually, uh, it's Jill-len-hall.