College is a pain in the arse. I will tell you that much. I insisted on going for fine arts degree because that's the only way to be taken seriously as an actor, and my councillor was an idiot. He was a lot like yours; mean, belittling and ignorant. I want fine arts, he (like my parents) tells me that I should do something important. See, now you've distracted me from the rant I intended to write.
Randy, if you bloody ring that doorbell one more time I'm gonna pull a Macduff on you're butt and put your head on a post infront of the apartment so that the next person to touch that buzzer knows what will befall him! I don't care if we've been friends for ten years, I will still kill you if you disrupt me on CSI files. You have a key, use it for F*** sakes. I am also, not your maid. I refuse to do your laundry, even if I'm doing my own at the time, you can bloody well do it yourself. Don't forget we live on the 10th floor, and the farthest I will take it is the edge of the balcony. From there I will drop it over the balcony and into the yard where everyone can see it. Lastly, I am going to that play on Tuesday, so you can come if you want but I will not dish out twenty bucks for you to come too. If you wanna see it so bad, you can buy them yourself.
I dislike my roommate, but we've been friends too long for me to kick him out.