Re: The Rant and Ramble Thread
To our neighbour:
Stop stealing our newspaper! I mean, don't know which one picks it up but girl, you are 18 (even I know you are not totally 'normal') and in Upper Secondary School so I'd expect that YOU CAN READ! On the other hand, if it's you, little guy, I think on 5th grade, kids should know how to read. Or at least know their parents name. There's no similarities in my dad's name to your dad's name. Or do you just want to be your normal pain in the ass?
Also, it's bit hard to mix YOUR mailbox and OUR maibox, even those are side by side (newspaper btw comes to different box, if you readers wonder). Because your mailbox HAVE ALL YOUR NAMES ON and we don't have anything. Yeah, I know those are both red but still. And you goddamn have even written our housenumber to OUR MAILBOX! Man, should charge some cleaning from you! Do not touch our mailbox! (unless you put some mail in it). I mean, how it's possible that you "accidentally" take one other newspaper and some envelopes from our mailbox, yet half is there? And the excuse is "kid took it from wrong mailbox". Those damn boxes has been in same order for 10 bloody years! Get the friggin mail on your own if your 18 and 11 yr old kids mix the mail!
And yeah, I'm pretty sure that it wasn't kids - it was YOU (woman) so you'd have an excuse to come to our house and buy moofood.
So... along with this... DO NOT STEAL OUR MAIL! Bastards!
Also, now that we are talking about moos. Have you ever considered to give more space to your animals? Those are quite big, y'know? And actually give them FOOD? Or buy it bit more and not when it's all eaten already.
I'd so want to call animal-protector-vet-people, but for what I've heard, it has to be something really serious.