Oh my kingdom for a job. My kingdom for my brain to start writing again. My kingdom for some financial security. I don't know why it is so hard to find a job where hours are suitable child care?
Oh, you have no idea how much I feel you on that one
To my flu: Go away, just go and never come back. Also, while we're at it, please at least get this headache away. It's been 4 days. Please..
To self: Go to school. You did nothing for two weeks. No job, and also no school. Go to school, find a job, buy medicines for your problem and stop whining.
To people in general: Why must you be hypocrite and why are you jerks in general? I mean, what psychic factor possesses you in order to be that stupid and that mean, with other persons that have done nothing wring to you? I'm just sick of all this bull... .
To parents: Stop it. Just stop it.
To flatmate: I cleaned the whole apartment three times in a row. I even vacuumed your room. So, excuse me if I choose not to wash a coffee cup and leave it in the sink because I'm too sick to stand.
To the ad in the right side of the screen: You are annoying.
To the interviewer: If you say that I am mature in my thinking and that I am the best one that came to an interview today, then please have the decency not to ask me why I applied for that job, instead of one with bigger responsibilities. I found that one, if I knew it was something better in your company, then I would have applied for it.
To phone: I know you are 3 years old, but don't die on me.
To the people in the subway today: When the train caught on fire, the last thing you need to do is to jump to the windows and doors and smash them, you can't get out of the train between the stops anyway, why did you act that stupid? Panic is not good in such times. And when the paramedics were outside, they tried to put everyone on oxygen for 30 minutes, but you don't need to shout at the doctors, because they were outnumbered, and you were fine anyway. You were scared I get, I was too, but I didn't act like a complete idiot.
To the tram passengers: I just came out of a flaming subway train. The last thing I needed is to be hit by you, you idiot, because you started a fight with somebody else. I punched you because you hit me in the face, by mistake granted, but that is going to bruise, so yes, I punched you so that you can see that a girl can kick your ass without problems.
To today: You were hectic. The train I'm in burns, and then I get hit in the face. Wow, what's next, an earthquake? Just chill, I had enough excitement to last me for a year.
