The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!

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This is a pic of GEORGE EADS himself, but the shirt he's wearing should earn tons of wisecracks here.

George: Good taste, I haz it!

or

George: Tee hee, what's the joke? Seriously, some one tell me!

or

Nick: But Greg told me this is the new vests we were supposed to wear!
 
Greg (off camera): Hey, Nick what's up with that shirt?

Nick: It's a new band.

Greg: A rock band? (Nick nods) What are they called?

Nick: Bones and Roses.
 
Desertwind said:
GRISSOM WEIRDING OUT
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Grissom: Greg, is there some hallucinogen in your coffee that I don't know about?

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Grissom: Al, call in David Phillips. This will really blow his mind.

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Grissom: Al, do you remember that April Fool joke that Hodges played on us? We can get him back with this.

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Grissom: Did Quincy ever have days like this?

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Grissom: Conrad, I think I solved our manpower problem with this Star Trek replicator.
Ecklie (off camera): So, will you clone me, too?
Grissom: You have got to be kidding!

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Grissom: Hodges, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Hodges (off camera): And you won't be angry?
Grissom: I will NOT be angry.
Hodges: Abby someone.
Grissom: Abby someone. Abby who?
Hodges Abby Normal.
Grissom: Abby Normal?
Hodges: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Grissom: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a five foot ten inch long handsome man?

Grissom: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
Catherine: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs would all have to be increased in size.
Grissom: Exactly.
Catherine: He would have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Grissom: That goes without saying.
Catherine: Woof.
Hodges: He's going to be very popular.
 
DreidelGuy said:
Desertwind said:
GRISSOM WEIRDING OUT
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Grissom: Greg, is there some hallucinogen in your coffee that I don't know about?

---=== OR ===---

Grissom: Al, call in David Phillips. This will really blow his mind.

---=== OR ===---

Grissom: Al, do you remember that April Fool joke that Hodges played on us? We can get him back with this.

---=== OR ===---

Grissom: Did Quincy ever have days like this?

---=== OR ===---

Grissom: Conrad, I think I solved our manpower problem with this Star Trek replicator.
Ecklie (off camera): So, will you clone me, too?
Grissom: You have got to be kidding!

---=== OR ===---

Grissom: Hodges, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Hodges (off camera): And you won't be angry?
Grissom: I will NOT be angry.
Hodges: Abby someone.
Grissom: Abby someone. Abby who?
Hodges Abby Normal.
Grissom: Abby Normal?
Hodges: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Grissom: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a five foot ten inch long handsome man?

Grissom: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
Catherine: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs would all have to be increased in size.
Grissom: Exactly.
Catherine: He would have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Grissom: That goes without saying.
Catherine: Woof.
Hodges: He's going to be very popular.
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Brilliant Dynamo1 your the bomb of comedy:lol:the David one:guffaw: all of them. I get my giggles for the day with your always funny comments:thumbsup:

LAB RATS

Greg: "What are you guys doing'?:confused:

Gang: "Uh, nothing, we were looking for Grissom'?:wtf:

Greg: "Well, he's obviously not here"?:vulcan:

Gang: "We found that out":shifty:

Greg: "Whatever":cardie:
 
I don't know why, but that pic made me think of this

Labrats (singing): Hey, hey, we're the monkees. People say we monkey around. We're too busy singing to put anybody down.

:lol:

Here's another caption after a second look at the pic:

Hodges: Henry, get your hand off my @$$, man!
Wendy (smacking Henry): Hey, that's MY man!
 
Hodges: You really want to play my new game? You're pulling my leg. You really really want to play? You do? You're serious? Really?

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Hodges: Hi, Grissom. This one's for you.
Labrats: Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye!

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Hodges: Whatever you do, don't eat in the coffee shop across the street. I think they use the leftover parts from Doc Robbins autopsies.

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Wendy: Take your hand off my butt or your lab blows up with you in it.
Hodges: Me, too.

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Hodges: Good God in heaven, Newbie, there are just so very many ways for me to say this to you: Never; not in a million years; absolutely not; no way, Jose; no chance, Lance; niet; negatory; mm-mm; nuh-uh; oh-oh; and of course my own personal favorite of all time, man falling off of a cliff -- "Nooooooooooooooo!..."
 
:lol:To the King of Comedy, Dynamo1 once again you out did yourself:thumbsup:

NICK AND WARRICK

Nick:: "What the hell have you got on there buddy"?:wtf:

Warrick:: "What does it look like"? :rolleyes:

Greg:: "Is that porn, relating to our crime scene"?:confused:

Warrick :: "You figure it out"? :alienblush:
 
Nick: Okay, who put that video of me dancing the moonwalk on youtube?
Rick (trying not to laugh): I'm sorry, Nicky, but it's so funny!
 
George Eads: Hurry, Gary. If you can't find the filming location on MapQuest, I might get fired again.
Gary Dourdan: Don't worry, G. They will keep us on the show for ever.

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Gary: That Dancing with the CSI: Miami stars clip is hilarious.
George: Yeah, but that image of Caruso in a tutu will give me nightmares.

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George: Hey, that's a great song. Let's see if we can use it in the next scene.

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Gary: I gotta get me a new agent.
George: Why? What's the matter?
Gary: IMDB says my next role is an elf in the Roseanne Barr Christmas Special.

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George: Wow! CSI: NY got bumped for a Victoria's Secret special. Remind me to set my Tivo.

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George: See, I told ya. This was the set from that season four episode of Miami and season two NY. Fans know this stuff.

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Gary: Hey! How come Dynamo1 keeps giving you the funnier captions.
 
DreidelGuy said:
Desertwind said:
GRISSOM WEIRDING OUT
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Grissom: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a five foot ten inch long handsome man?

Catherine: He would have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Grissom: That goes without saying.
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*is momentarily distracted from skipping around the room going,
"geekbabies!" in a singsong voice to laugh but soon squeals "He's going to up the ante!"
 
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