The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!

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Dynamo the "Do I look like Howie Mandel":lol: when that girl was singing in "Ending Happy" he said "Do I look like Paula Abdul" he's so funny and you are too:bolian:

JACK..CATH..GRISSOM

Cath: "What do you think Jack" & where's your crime kit"?:confused:

Jack: "Beats me" I want to go back to New York":scream:

Grissom :"But you just arrived, come on help us here" & where's your flashlight?:rolleyes:
 
William: If I tickle her, this could go on a blooper reel.

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Anthony LaPaglia: Will this go on your DVD set or mine?

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Grissom: That was one nasty paper cut.

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Grissom: Since we can't solve this one, let's call the gang from Criminal Minds.
Catherine: Maybe the Ghost Whisperer can speak to her.
Jack: I suggest calling the pie man from Pushing Daisies.
Grissom: If military, we can call Gibbs from NCIS.
Catherine: The Mentalist?
Jack: Monk?
Grissom: Quincy?
Catherine: McCloud?
Jack: Horatio Caine...
Gil & Cath: Get out, Jack!
 
Remember, you asked for it.

myfuturecsi said:
Grissom: For God's sake, Nick stop watching Ole Yeller!
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George Eads: Eight years and NOT ONE Emmy, Golden Globe, or People's Choice nomination.

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Nick: Then Ecklie backed his car over Grissom's favorite spider.

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George: Now they tell me that Stephen King will direct one where I'm stripped naked and chained to the top of the Bellagio.

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myfuturecsi said:
Nick: Oh Mandy, you want me to sing AGAIN!
Mandy: Please! I'll buy you dinner Nick.
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Mandy: I bet you say that to all the female lab technicians.

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Mandy: ...and thirty of the CSIFiles members want you to take your shirt off while investigating, and they all ask for a shower scene for sweeps month...

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Nick: ...and this Dynamo1 asked you to do WHAT while at the computer?

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George Eads: You really think they would nominate a labrat for an Emmy before they pick ME?

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OMFG! It's a red ant hill!
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Nick: Ecklie, put some clothes over that thong!

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Nick: Cath, that's a bit too much jalapeños in that chili.

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George Eads: Our softball team will play Desperate Housewives? I'll never be able to concentrate with Teri Hatcher, Marcia Cross, and the others there.

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George: Let me get this straight. Marg is leaving and Roseanne Barr will replace her?

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George: Zuiker, hide me. I just saw Quen... Quen... Quen... HIM coming down the hall.
 
Dynamo OMG, you've got a line for everything and everyone.. fantastic.. thank's again for lighting up a sometimes dark place:thumbsup:

TOE TAGS

Grissom: "I dropped it about here", it's important evidence:scream:

Sara: "Don't worry, we'll find it":)

Grissom: "Crap, here comes Ecklie"

Sara: "Damn"
 
Grissom: How do you like that? Day shift keeping US out.

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Sara: I'm not going in there. The one guy had a roast beef sandwich. Eeeewwwww! ANIMAL KILLER!

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Grissom: But the tape says "Do Not Cross."
Sara: You been taking DUMB lessons from Ecklie?

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Sara: Why can't we get those wheelie thingamajigs for these cases like suitcases have.
Grissom: Yes, then the tire tracks can confuse Greg. Heh heh heh.

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Petersen: Maybe this crime scene tape will keep fans away from our company picnic.
Fox: Also, they won't see that I really enjoy a good hamburger.
Petersen: Better hide that. I see Mary Hart with a camera crew.
 
GREG

Greg: "OK Hodges, I've had it with you":scream:

Hodges: "OK already, I'm just trying to fit in":wtf:

Greg: "That'll be the day":rolleyes:
 
Greg: Yo Adrian! It's me, Greggo. Bring on Apollo Creed.

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Greg: Ecklie, you ain't gonna split up this shift ever again.

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Greg: Grisson, I'm going to box that CSI wannabee, Ryan Wolfe, on CBS' Battle of the Network Stars.

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Greg: So this gang came toward me and I started swinging my fists, daring them to step over the line...

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Eric Szmanda: Tell those CBS guys that we want raises, new cars, and an ice cream bar for the studio lunchroom or else.
 
Greg: Come on Nicky, play some rock-paper-scissors with me.

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Greg: Let me at that Nigel Crane, I'll give him my famous right hook!

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Greg (singing): Come on, baby... let's do the twist!


or

Greg: Nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger!
 
ThHose were all so hilarious fans:lol:

CATH

"Cath: "OK then, we've got your bloody socks, but sir, when's the last time you took a shower, WOO, stinky-poo":angryrazz:
 
Suspect: Not the mildew! Please! Not the mildew!
Cath: Huh?
Suspect: Oh wait... that was season 3. Never mind. But, for the record, I'm not Scandinavian.
 
Catherine: Can I show you something in an open toed high heels in red?

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Catherine: I wonder if Al Bundy started this way.

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Catherine: I can see by your life line that you will be wearing a new set of bracelets in about a minute. These come with a lock and key.

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Catherine: ...and this little piggy went to jail.

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Catherine: So be sure to ask for Rocko in cell 19 if you want that pedicure.
 
OMG Dyamno1 all brilliant the "open toe red shoe hilarious:lol:, it does look like she could be a shoe salesman:eek:

GRIS AND GREG


Grissom: "Greg, what the hell did you put in this, one of my bugs":eek:

Greg: "I promise I didn't, that's just a hugh coffee bean":alienblush:

Go Dynamo1
 
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