The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!

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:guffaw:so funny I love your Horatio comparison, so right on:thumbsup:

NICK AND WARRICK

Warrick: "So buddy, why are we dowtown"? I get confused at times:confused:

Nick:"We're looking for pyscho Natalie":eek:

Warrick:"Oh, right" like finding a needle in a haystack":vulcan:
 
Rick: Nicky, you can't just take a pee right here on the street.
Nick: I heard they do it in some places and I really have to go!
 
CSI Snow Angel said:
Rick: Nicky, you can't just take a pee right here on the street.
Nick: I heard they do it in some places and I really have to go!
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:lol:good ones.

ICKY ECKLIE "Formalities"

Ecklie: "Where's Grissom, is he avoiding me again":scream:

Team: "We have no idea, he's avoiding us too":(

Ecklie: "Well, if you see him tell him I want to talk to him pronto":vulcan:
 
Gil: What are you all smiles about, Conrad?
Conrad: Can't a guy smile once in a while?
Gil: Sure... if that guy isn't you.
 
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CSI_Snow_Angel on you becoming a moderator, good job, enjoy:thumbsup:and your remarks on Ecklie:lol:
 
NICK AND WARRICK

Warrick: Hey, Nick Smurf. I think that lady Smurf is eyeing you.

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Gary Dourdan: What's with the blue lighting? are we in CSI: New York?

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Warrick: I thought that when I die, I was supposed to go into the WHITE light.

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Warrick: Hey, Nick. Why are you smiling.
Nick: Too many beans in the chili tonight, if you get my message.
Warrick: Wheeeewww. Sure do.

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ICKY ECKLIE

Grissom (off camera): Why are you smiling, Conrad?
Ecklie: I know something you don't know.
Grissom: And what would that be?
Ecklie: I saved lots of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

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Catherine (off camera): Smile all you want, Conrad. Gil and Sara might be gone, but I'm still here.

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Nick (off camera): Didn't your mom ever tell you that if you keep making that face, it will freeze that way?

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Marc Vann: So how do you like the new guy?
William Petersen: Maybe with Laurence Fishburne, this show might win an Emmy or two.
 
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CSI_Snow_Angel on you becoming a moderator, good job, enjoy:thumbsup:and your remarks on Ecklie:lol:
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Thanks! :) And I couldn't help myself with that caption. I could just hear Grissom saying that to Ecklie. :lol:

Dynamo, that Geico one cracked me up. Love the last one also. Sadly though, I think the award shows will still continue to snub our CSIs. :(
 
Dynamo the Geico one hilarious as always,:lol:all of them, your the comedian on here, for sure:thumbsup:

GUM DROPS

Greg: "WHOA, what a find, maybe I could take some, oh hell, Sara's watching":(

Sara: "Don't even think about it":evil:

Greg: "What ever do you mean":shifty:I'm just looking"
 
G & S: Woah!
Sara: Somebody's Chia Pet got overgrown.

or:

Greg: This thing is close in size to the Audrey 2 from Little Shop Of Horrors.
 
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Brass: Look at that wall. See that? "For a good time, call Jim Brass." Did you write that?

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Brass: You okay, Nick? If he kicked you between the legs, a lot of women viewers will be disappointed.

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Brass: Confess or I will tickle you with this fern leaf until you do.

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Brass: Garage sale? You put a garage sale poster on the Wanted List board?
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YAY! You made me laugh for like the first time in 23 hours! Bless you my child!
 
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Grissom: You wear sexier sunglasses than Horatio Caine.

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Sara: Fuzzy Wuzzy has a beard. Fuzzy Wuzzy looks so weird.

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Grissom: With this roach, I thee wed.
Sara: You're so romantic.

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Grissom & Sara (singing): Happy trails to you, until we meet again...
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*laugh-laugh-laugh-BAWL* Oh, that is just not even funny! Crap!
 
GUM DROPS

Greg: So that's why Ecklie has been nicer lately.

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Eric Szmanda: Jorja, you ever wonder where the prop guy gets this stuff?

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Greg: Hey, Sara. I think Dynamo1 is making his special brownies for the newbies again.

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And here is one more for ICKY ECKLIE:

Announcer: This is Conrad. Why is Conrad smiling? Because he took Enzyte and thinks he is God's gift to women. But, of course, all the pills in the world will not change that personality or looks. So, Conrad will not be smiling for long. Enzyte, building false hope for five years.
 
DreidelGuy Priceless as always the "That's why Ecklie is smiling":lol: and the "Prop guy" & where do they get the weed for this?:confused:

MEA CULPA

Grissom to him self: "Damn I despise this guy, why the F doesn't he leave me alone"?:scream:


Ecklie: "So Gil, what new evidence to you have for me"?:vulcan:

Gil: "When I know, you'll know?:rolleyes:
 
William Petersen: Why do we always walk down corridors? Where are we going?
Marc Vann: I don't know. I'm just following you.

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Vann: I hear Fishburne needs cue cards because he can't remember his lines.
Petersen: Haven't I told you to stop reading the Enquirer?
Vann: But they say that David Caruso is an alien from another planet.
Petersen: They finally got one right!

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Grissom (singing): You're a mean one, Mr. Ecklie. You really are a heel. You're as cuddly as a cactus, You're as charming as an eel. Mr. Ecklie.
 
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DreidelGuy said:
William Petersen: Why do we always walk down corridors? Where are we going?
Marc Vann: I don't know. I'm just following you.

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Vann: I hear Fishburne needs cue cards because he can't remember his lines.
Petersen: Haven't I told you to stop reading the Enquirer?
Vann: But they say that David Caruso is an alien from another planet.
Petersen: They finally got one right!

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Grissom (singing): You're a mean one, Mr. Ecklie. You really are a heel. You're as cuddly as a cactus, You're as charming as an eel. Mr. Ecklie.
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:guffaw: too funny geez how do you think up these comedic lines? the song:thumbsup:

ROOM SERVICE

Warrick:: "Hey Nick look over here":wtf:

Nick::I'll be right there, but wait till you see this":alienblush:
 
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