The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!

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Grissom and Nick with Sara and Warrick following

Sara to Warrick: OMG is that..

Warrick: Gum on the seat of Nick's pants?

Sara: Yeah it sure is..

Warrick: You gonna tell him..

Sara: No, you tell him..

Warrick: No, let's not tell him..

Sara: I like that idea!

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Warrick: Sara are you checking out Nick's butt?

Sara: I can look, I just can't touch, but then again..

Warrick: You bad girl!


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Sara: Oh shoot, Nick's got a bit hole in his pants..

Warrick: Yeah he's been walking around like that all day..

Sara: And you didn't tell him.

Warrick: No way, man! I was having too much fun watching everyone laugh at him..

..picture courtesy of Yoshi
 
Gris and Greg pic:

Grissom and Greg are re-enacting the Taster's Choice commercials. :D


Nick, Grissom, Warrick & Sara pic:

Sara: Nice butts.
Warrick: Nice shoes
Nick: Grissom, is Sara looking at our backsides?
Grissom: I think so, Nicky.
 
Desertwind said:
GRIS AND GREG
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Grissom: That's not what I meant when I asked for bug juice.

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Grissom: I think four of these ingredients aren't permitted in this country.

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Greg: I haven't slept in six days. Maybe I should switch to decaf.

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Grissom: ...and when I was at that conference in Miami, some guy working the counter, named Ryan Wolfe, recommended this flavor.

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Grissom: Could I get a grande double aromatic blend French roast mocha latte, please.

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Greg: First you turn a pickle into a lightbulb, now a coffee into a radio... What's next Mr. Wizard?

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myfuturecsi said:
Grissom and Nick with Sara and Warrick following
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Sara: So that was Hodges that put the "Kick Me" sign on Nick?

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Sara: I see Paris...
Warrick: I see France...
Sara & WarricK: We see Nick's underpants.

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Warrick: With a wiggle like that, he should dance with showgirls.

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Gary Dourdan: This scene with us walking down the hall... How many episodes have they used that?
Jorja Fox:This season alone?
Gary: But we aren't even in the cast anymore.
Jorja: Don't tell them that. I like the pay.

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Sara: Just because women go to the restroom together doesn't mean you have to go together, too.

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Nick: Gris, take a picture. Sara is smiling for once.
 
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Sara: Warrick, if you leave me alone like you did Hooly Gribbs, I'll shoot you.

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Sara: Just got a text message from Gil's dog Hank. He's hungry again.

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Warrick: What a mess. Even Martha Stewart couldn't fix up this place.
 
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Sara: Warrick, if you leave me alone like you did Hooly Gribbs, I'll shoot you.

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Sara: Just got a text message from Gil's dog Hank. He's hungry again.

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Warrick: What a mess. Even Martha Stewart couldn't fix up this place.
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:lol:On the Martha Stewart one, I thought when I saw this, "where'd they get those cheesy curtains" look's like a $2.99 pair from the Dollar store:lol:

BILLY AND ZUIKER

Billy: "But Tony told me to do it like this":wtf:

Director : "Well, I'm telling you to do it this way":scream:

THE FINGER

Director :"Now Billy, that's no way to win friends":confused:

Billy :"But I want to do it his way":(
 
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BILLY AND ZUIKER

William Petersen: I won't do it. No real CSI would ever do this.
Anthony Zuiker: They do it everywhere.
Petersen: But in a bikini and high heels?

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Petersen: Who wrote this? It has at least four of the words George Carlin warned us about.

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Petersen: I won't autograph this. It will probably show up on Ebay within hours.

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Petersen: HEY! Fishburne gets more dialog than I do.

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Petersen: You've got to be kidding. CSI: Orlando? What kind of Mickey Mouse outfit is this?
 
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Nick and a friend

Nick: Suspects DNA's was found in the database...name is Boots, Puss N.

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George: So I'm gonna try out for the musical 'Cats' and was just studying my character in detail.

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Nick: Grissom, I found a friend for Hank.

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George: Yep, they increased my salary just the way I like it. My friend here made them an offer they couldn't refuse. 10,000 increase or have claws imbedded into your eyeballs.

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George: Great, now I gotta share my screen time with this guy. You know the theory about animals and kids being scene stealers-well who do you think they are going to look at, me or this guy.

Note: This cat looks like my kitty.
 
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Nick and the kitty:

Nick: Look, Morris came to visit us. But, he wants his dressing room filled with cans of Friskies cat food.
 
Nick and a friend

Nick: No, Grissom. You misunderstood. This isn't what Hodges was asking for when he said he wanted a little.

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Nick: Tell Brass that Luigi's just called to say Garfield has been stealing his lasagna again.

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George: Maybe Fluffy can get the rats out of the studio cafeteria.

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Nick: Gris, sorry about the mess on the evidence table, but when Fluffy has gotta go...

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Nick: ...so when Hodges falls asleep in the lab next time, we drop this cat on his head and runnnn.

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Nick: Did you hear that, Sara. Guess which day shift boss is allergic to cats?
 
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Nick and Cath in Chasing The Bus

Nick: Even Geico will drop me this time.

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Cath: You sure know how to show a woman a good time.

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Cath: You couldn't hit a little VW? It had to be a bus load of gray haired old ladies coming to Vegas to bet their Bingo money?

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Cath: Where did they find the driver?
Nick: Well, his right leg is in the trunk, the left hand is in the glove compartment, and you wouldn't believe what's in the gas tank.

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Nick: Well, there goes Grissom's retirement gift.
 
:lol: once again Dynamo1 right on hilarious~

EMPTY EYES

Sara:: "I said NO, get you hands off me":klingon:

Bad guy: "So what do you really want from me"?:confused:

Sara: "I want your burnt off fingerprints":scream:
 
Sara: Confess or you become a soprano.

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Sara: Eeewwwww. You got a booger hanging out.

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Patient: Is that the smile you will have for the cast photo? Forget it.

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Patient: Stop making that face or it will freeze that way.

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Sara: Ooops, I dropped my swab down here. While I'm searching for it, turn your head and cough.
 
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