Grissom: Greg, is there some hallucinogen in your coffee that I don't know about?
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Grissom: Al, call in David Phillips. This will really blow his mind.
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Grissom: Al, do you remember that April Fool joke that Hodges played on us? We can get him back with this.
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Grissom: Did Quincy ever have days like this?
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Grissom: Conrad, I think I solved our manpower problem with this Star Trek replicator.
Ecklie (off camera): So, will you clone me, too?
Grissom: You have got to be kidding!
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Grissom: Hodges, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Hodges (off camera): And you won't be angry?
Grissom: I will NOT be angry.
Hodges: Abby someone.
Grissom: Abby someone. Abby who?
Hodges Abby Normal.
Grissom: Abby Normal?
Hodges: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Grissom: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a five foot ten inch long handsome man?
Grissom: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
Catherine: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs would all have to be increased in size.
Grissom: Exactly.
Catherine: He would have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Grissom: That goes without saying.
Catherine: Woof.
Hodges: He's going to be very popular.