The Fake Spoiler Thread

(announcer voice) Coming up on CSI: Nick becomes obsessed with how his, *ahem*, "hair" looks. Grissom and Heather are seen shopping in the mall and he ends up missing his shift for... um, certain reasons, shall we say. And Catherine gets fed up with all the drama in her life, locks herself in her room with a massive amount of chocolate and watches 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air' reruns.

*coughs* Sorry, I'm in love with the announcer voice.

 

:lol: That's a good one.

 

Nick grows his moustache back and then a long, long beard and starts touring with Z Z Top.

 

Catherine grooms Linds to take over the lab.

 

Sara breaks up with Grissom and starts to date Hodges..

 

I'd do a happy dance if they did that, Hodges is cute
Anyone's better than Grissom...

 

Doc Robbins hangs up his coroners coat and heads to LA to start a lucrative TV career as a plastic surgeon on a reality show....

 

^ His first patient is an actor named Mark Vann who plays a TV character named Ecklie.

 

Who leaves the hospital looking like Grissom, which leads to allsorts of problems back at the lab....

 

...but the insects can tell the difference and start attacking...

(If we keep this up, the mods will move this to Fanfic)

 

:lol: hehe!
Ecklie attacked by bugs for impersonating Gris - priceless!

 

Warrick leaves CSI to become an alien fighter. These aliens grow inside people's stomachs and then burst out to attack people..

 

yeah and his theame song could be "Sharped Dressed Man' Cause everybody crazy about a shapred dress man,

 

- Ryan Wolfe from Miami goes to Vegas in one of the crossover, meets Greg, and Greg's been questioning his sexuality ever since!

- Ecklie has a twin!

 

^ Worse... Ecklie is one of quintuplets.

(5 Ecklies? )