The Fake Spoiler Thread

Discussion in 'CSI: Crime Scene Investigation' started by lilbug, Sep 2, 2006.

  1. MacsGirlMel

    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

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    *giggle, spew* Love you, Elby!

    Grissom gets really drunk and shows up for work the next day in a dress and heels
     
  2. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    That's what you wrote about Mac in the NY one. If we had a Miami version of this thread, would Horatio have done it, also? Is there something about the job that makes the guys do that? Maybe I do not want to be a CSI.
     
  3. MacsGirlMel

    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

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    I just thought it was funny and couldn't resist posting it for both, that's all. Maybe I should've tried to be more original but it didn't wanna come to me. Too tired probably.
     
  4. nicksarafan2

    nicksarafan2 Pathologist

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    I got a couple, first one:
    Tonight on a very special episode of CSI...

    next:
    Nick and Greg find out they are actually related, Catherine is there mom, gill there Dad and Sara there sister, to which She replies, "Eww!"

    Warrick expressed his love for Nick, to which nick replies, "Eww!"

    Catherine and Lady Heather get into a 'Dallas' chick fight.

    Greg cries... a nation listens.

    Anderson Cooper guest stars (I wish) as a well... reporter and all the females run to him in the males dismay :)

    that's all I got :)
     
  5. Catherinesmyidol

    Catherinesmyidol Coroner

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    That would be so hilarious! :lol:

    I only have one at the moment:

    (announcer voice) Next week on CSI, Sara walks in on Gil and Heather's S&M session (that's not crossing the PG-13 rule, is it?) that is taking place in his office. she resigns, to avoid a situation like that again. Catherine starts talking to the fetal pig Grissom gave her. And Nick is chased through the lab by fangirls.
     
  6. Drumchik

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    ROFL! I love that one.
     
  7. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Nick, Warrick, and Greg want to roast the fetal pig for dinner. Sara saves the pig and sets it free. A film producer, vacationing in Las Vegas, captures it and turn it into a film star for some more "Babe" sequels.
     
  8. Elbystar

    Elbystar Rookie

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    (this is in a fanfic i once wrote, but never published) Nick and Greg get high on oxygen and end up rolling around on the floor of the lab gigglin hysterically
     
  9. ladyhunter

    ladyhunter Head of the Swing Shift

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    or better yet,
    Sara and Lady Heather get into a "Dallas/Dynasty" type fight
    and Catherinesmyidol , that is hilarious about Sara walking in on the S&M session :lol:
     
  10. GunsNRoses259

    GunsNRoses259 CSI Level One

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    Greg as a male stripper, that works for me, haha
     
  11. ladyhunter

    ladyhunter Head of the Swing Shift

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    I'm going to take a cue from Catherinesmyidol with the announcer voice

    (announcer voice) THIS WEEK ON AMERICA'S #1 DRAMA...
    Sara Sidle quits CSI to become a fashon model and runs off to Paris
    Catherine Willows leaves CSI to be a Kindergarten Teacher
    and....
    What is America's favorite entomologist doing with... AN EXTERMINATOR????
    TUNE IN THIS WEEK TO FIND OUT!!!
     
  12. allmaple

    allmaple Judge

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    grissom and saras relationship is jeapordized when he suggests taking a trip to lady heathers to 'spice things up a bit'
    ecklie throws himself a birthday party which no one attends, he refuses to speak to anyone on nightshift any more
    greg is practising his show girl kicks in the lab when he knocks the mass spectrometer over, when he is caught he proclaims 'i didnt do it'
    brass comes to work in a velvet sweatsuit
     
  13. SparkyGirl

    SparkyGirl CSI Level One

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    Oh...what creative minds you all have!

    Each CSI is fit with a GPS tracking system so they will never be lost again.

    In a moment of boredom, Greg sneaks into Gil's office and rearranges it. Even dresses the ballistics gel man like Gil. Convinces Ecklie that going bald isn't hurting him any.

    Jealousy is apparent and everyone decides to start seeing someone at the office. Greg saw Mandy walking down the hall, Warrick saw a bug scurry across the floor, Nick saw 5 dollars on the floor...bad...way bad.....my humor is bad...
     
  14. toomuchovertime

    toomuchovertime CSI Level Two

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    Someone switches Greggo's coffee for wine , leading to a very drunk team, and Ecklie has a nervous breakdown.
     
  15. myfuturecsi

    myfuturecsi Corpse

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    Nick kidnaps Grissom, throws him a hole and sends in fire ants to bite him all over. As he drags Grissom out of the hole he says to him calmly, "So it's over."
     

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