The Fake Spoiler Thread

Mel23 said:
It's a big Bones-CSI love fest.
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:D :D :D Yay! I love that idea. This may be the fake spolier zone and I don't care how corny it would be - they should do it. Bring back cheesy Xmas specials, I say! If Dr. Who can, everyone should!

The problem is though, that even though I'm a committed GSR fan - I'd so be rooting for Sara to dump Gris and hook up with Booth. I mean, Gil's great but David Boreanez. I mean, lovely, lovely David Boreanaz...

So, following on, my fake spoiler is:
Sara dumps Gris to hook up with her new broody FBI-man, Booth. The lab explodes due to too much sexiness being in close proximity...
 
Hee hee :lol:

Ok here we go:

Gill goes to NY and runs into Mack, they wind upgoing on all the news shows there telling there sides of how good CSI's are.
then they go on 'Anderson Cooper 360' and as there in studio getting ready to go live Sara walks in, she see's Anderson Cooper and makes the anouncment: "Grey hair is damn sexy!!!" then she proceeds to dump Grissom and head towered Anderson.
but on the way she is knocked down by Erica Hill, they proceed to fight over Anderson (I planned on stopping here)
Anderson walks over to Grissom and the to look at each other.
Grissom luaghs and says "I have more pepper in my salt and pepper hair!"
Anderson gets mad and punches Grissom, and they start fighting, of course Anderosn wins, but John Roberts winds up having to fill in for him.

ok that was the strangest, and really not that funny, but I liked writing it!
 
I've been thinking these up all day. It actually distracted me from my science homework. :lol:

Grissom and Lady Heather search for her grandchild. Upon finding the toddler (a little girl), they take her trick-or-treating. The little nameless girl goes as a butterfly, Heather goes as a vampire, complete with fangs, a dribble of blood down the corner of her mouth and a cape. And Grissom dresses up like a zombie. :D

Can you tell I'm anxious for Halloween to get here? :lol:
 
Nick, Grissom, Warrick, Greg and Brass run off and perform on Broadway in Spamalot. Grissom is King Arthur, Warrick is the homicidal Sir Lancelot, Nick is the soil-pants-when he gets scared Sir Robin, Greg is the ever-so-vain Sir Gallahad and Brass is Sir Flatualance.

Hodges is billed as Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Show.
 
MissRoosFox said:
Greg gets caught having webcam sex (not crossing the PG-13 line, I hope? ) with Ecklie.

Sara blows up the audio lab speakers, because she turned the song 'Steady As She Goes' on too loud.
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hah! i love the song "steady as she goes" Go Raconteurs!


-Grissom magically becomes pregnant
-Ecklie has to become Santa Clause for the CSI Christmas Party and scares all the little kids
-Warrick does the cha cha with Nick
 
A TV producer/writer for a popular show, Sarah Goldfinger, decides to get even with past boyfriends for cheating on her. She kills them by covering their whole bodies in gold paint and stealing their gold jewelry. Then she comes up with a plan to steal all the money from the Las Vegas casino vaults using knockout gas spread by cropduster airplanes. Her sidekick, Mary Tyler Moore, also kills people by tossing her steel-edged beret like a frisbee. The police send in Brass, Jim Brass.
 
HAHAAA!!! :lol: Does Brass get to sleep with all the random hot women who pop up at intervals in the story too? It'd be nice to see him finally get some ;)
 
Grissom arrives for his shift wearing a skirt. Yes, a skirt. When Catherine demands, through her tears of laughter, to know why he's wearing it, he replies with a choked voice, "Heather's punishing me for how I treated her three years ago" (AKA Lady Heather's Box). :lol:
 
Dynamo1 said:
Nick, Warrick, and Greg want to roast the fetal pig for dinner. Sara saves the pig and sets it free. A film producer, vacationing in Las Vegas, captures it and turn it into a film star for some more "Babe" sequels.
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:lol: i can actually see that happening. it'd be quite a scary film though :lol:
 
-Sara dies her head bright red and no one notices causing her to have a breakdown
-Catherine and Sara get drunk and accidentally pose for "Girls Gone Wild"
 
Grissom got run over by a giant bug...coming home from Sara's Christmas eve...

ok reindeer is probably less lame but I was trying to be funny...lol.
 
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