I just though that this could be an entertaining thread in which we make up fake spoilers! Okay, here i go. -Ecklie slips on an ice cube and takes out Catherine who punches Greg midair while he trips Sara who "accidentally" slaps Grissom who suddenly body slams Warrick in which he shaves Nick's hair off -Judy Tremont is pregnant with Greg's baby -Nick has been thrown off the Stratosphere while caught on fire -Sara stars in a Bacardi Cola commercial -Catherine quits to become a stay home mom (YEAH RIGHT!) -Greg finds a magazine of GQ which has Warrick modeling on the cover
Hodges has an inconvenient hobby: making transdimensional warp gates. This in conjunction with Archie's obsession (Star Trek) and Catherine's OTHER crush (Jack Sparrow) makes for an interesting episode. (Don't take this idea for fanfic. It's mine.) Grissom slips on a banana peel and falls into a blood pool, screwing it up and ruining the case. He is completely unaffected by the ramifications of his clumsiness. (HA!)
-Cath gets pregnant but isn't sure if the baby is Nick's or Warrick's -The Bones team comes to town: Grissom and Hodgins have bug races and male bonding while the teams realize Gris and Brennan are a lot alike people skill wise. -They all go to NY and when they return, Gris brings Lady Heather back a robospanker. While in NY, they keep calling Danny TBone and he figures out he has a long lost twin brother out in Vegas. (ok mine are probably lame)
Sara gets a paternity test and realizes she's carrying one twin fathered by Grissom and the other by Greg.
Ooh fun... Anna Nichol Smith guest stars on CSI:LV as Grissom's former lover from San Fransisco...(scary thought hu? :lol: ) Greg and nick must go under cover as male strippers... Warrick has a sister played by Beyonce.... thats all i got for now... but the others before mine were so much funnier then mine :lol:
Time to pick on poor little Nick... Nick will forget to set his alarm clock and he will oversleep. When he gets to work, Ecklie tells him that he is fired. Nick goes out for a case, but goes to the wrong set, the Montecito Casino Hotel moments before it explodes. Nick is shot by a robber. A little boy is passing by, wearing a winter coat and hood (in hot Las Vegas), and says "Oh my god! You killed Nicky!" A cute nurse passing by gives Nick CPR and revives him. She gives him her phone number on a piece of paper. Paramedics put him into an ambulance. The ambulance is rushing to the hospital and gets into an accident with a drunk driver. The stretcher pushes open the back door and rolls out into traffic. A truck passing by blows the nurse's phone number out of his hand. A car hits the stretcher and it rolls into a burger joint where someone spills hot coffee on him. At the hospital, he sees the nurse who helped him. She slaps him on the face for not having called. I've got one, but it is so disgusting. You might want to divert your eyes. Nick posts a message on the CSI Files message board. A moderator notices that the message is in the wrong forum and moves it. The moderator at the other forum notices it is a duplicate of another thread and locks it.
OMG! i love this one! I can see Nick flying on the butterfly and knocking over Grissom. hehe -Ecklie locks Sara up in the janitor's closet and says it was an "accident" -Bobby D. sees Ecklie at a gay bar -The team plays strip poker in the breakroom causing Ecklie to suspend them all
Grissom gets struck by lightening and completely changes. He frees all his bugs and becomes best friends with Ecklie and Hodges. All three then form an alliance against the rest of the team resulting in a war at the end of the series.