Dynamo1 said:
Time to pick on poor little Nick...
Nick is shot by a robber. A little boy is passing by, wearing a winter coat and hood (in hot Las Vegas), and says "Oh my god! You killed Nicky!" A cute nurse passing by gives Nick CPR and revives him. She gives him her phone number on a piece of paper. Paramedics put him into an ambulance. The ambulance is rushing to the hospital and gets into an accident with a drunk driver. The stretcher pushes open the back door and rolls out into traffic. A truck passing by blows the nurse's phone number out of his hand. A car hits the stretcher and it rolls into a burger joint where someone spills hot coffee on him. At the hospital, he sees the nurse who helped him. She slaps him on the face for not having called.
I've got one, but it is so disgusting. You might want to divert your eyes. Nick posts a message on the CSI Files message board. A moderator notices that the message is in the wrong forum and moves it. The moderator at the other forum notices it is a duplicate of another thread and locks it.