Re: ~The David Caruso 'Coolness of Red' Thread # 3 aka 'HC/D
Oh my gaaawwwwddd!!!! Why is it each time I see a DC pic (or hear him speak)my heart jumps like it's been electrocuted??!! *faint again* 
ok pals, put on yours sunglasses, tilt heads and repeat after me ... :>>>
this is time to speak H
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Horatio Caine on CSI: Miami: "He (the bad guy) doesn't know how evidence works, but you know what? He will."
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Horatio Caine: So what do you get when a six foot tall man lays down with a three foot long rifle? 
Calleigh Duquesne: Hot flashes... but that's just me. 
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[upon finding dead male victim tied to bed, lying on stomach] 
Detective Bernstein: No sign of forced entry 
Horatio Caine: Oh I wouldn't be so sure of that 
[camera pans over victim, showing him to be clad only in bathrobe] 
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Horatio Caine: Alright, be on the lookout for an Eastern European male with bad teeth who may have access to an ape. 
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[Upon finding one of their suspects dead in the water] 
Horatio Caine: Let's go find the cousin before he chokes on a Twizzler. 
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Jimmy Fukes: You're not going to be able to prove a thing. 
Horatio Caine: That is a very dumb thing to say to a CSI. 
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[after catching a sniper who has killed 4 innocent people] 
Sniper: Don't you want to know why? 
Horatio Caine: You're evil, you enjoy death, and I hope you enjoy your own. 
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Don: Look, Horatio, we're on the same side. 
Horatio Caine: I'd like to think so. 
Don: Yeah. Well, we are in the middle of the trial. We've already picked the jury, we called our experts, we spent over a million dollars in taxpayers money... 
Horatio Caine: We have new evidence. 
Don: Yeah. Well, that's what appeals are all about. Listen, this is not about the case anymore. Now, it's about winning. 
Horatio Caine: Well, you know what then? We're not on the same side. 
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Horatio Caine: You know what they say "You lie down with the Devil, you wake up in Hell". 
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Horatio Caine: We are being detoured into the land of make-believe. 
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[Noticing a big black car in front of a witness' house] 
Horatio Caine: Mm-hmm. Town car, tinted windows, take a guess. 
Detective John Hagen: Fan-belt inspectors? 
Horatio Caine: Nope. U.S. Marshals witness protection baby-sitters. 
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[about a suspect] 
Horatio Caine: He is a liar. I just don't know what the lie is yet. 
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Stewart Otis: Why didn't you let me die? 
Horatio Caine: Because you died a long time ago, Stewart. Let's go. 
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[Stewart Otis has been recaptured] 
Stewart Otis: I will get out. It's my nature. 
Horatio Caine: And I'll be waiting. That's my nature. 
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Horatio Caine: The only thing that matters is the evidence. 
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Horatio Caine: When you have everything, sometimes it feels like nothing. 
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Horatio Caine: The problem with manipulation is that people can turn on you. 
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[about Horatio] 
Detective John Hagen: All I'm saying is, that's one hell of a lonely road he's walking. 
Calleigh Duquesne: I know. That's why I'm walking it with him. 
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Horatio Caine: Tomorrow's what you make of it. 
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[to Eric] 
Horatio Caine: In the future, if you're gonna watch somebody's back, let me know about it so I can watch yours. 
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[describing a victim] 
Horatio Caine: Jeans, T-shirt... K-Mart socks. 
Det. Frank Tripp: Big spender. 
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[arresting a criminal] 
Horatio Caine: Justice is not yours to dispense, and now you're going to pay for it. 
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[finding incriminating evidence at a crime scene] 
Horatio Caine: The killer just made his second mistake. 
Yelena Salas: What was his first? 
Horatio Caine: Murder. 
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[defending a woman from a suspect] 
Horatio Caine: The next time you want to take a swing at someone, start with me. 
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[about Raymond Caine, H's little brother] 
Horatio Caine: The rumour of a dirty cop is far juicier than its confirmation. 
Robert Keaton: You just called your own brother a dirty cop. 
Horatio Caine: Maybe he was, but he didn't deserve to die. 
Robert Keaton: We all have to die some time. 
Horatio Caine: Some sooner than others.
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[to a suspect who doesn't have to pay a medical bill] 
Horatio Caine: Whatever that bill says, you will still have to pay. 
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Horatio Caine: Why didn't you tell us this earlier? 
Suspect: I didn't think it'd look too good. 
Horatio Caine: Well, it doesn't look too good right now. 
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[finding incriminating evidence] 
Alexx Woods: Horatio's going to LOVE this. 
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[H talks to a doctor, who's a suspect] 
Horatio Caine: Keith. 
Dr. Keith Winters: That's "Doctor", Lieutenant. 
Horatio Caine: Maybe not for long. 
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Horatio Caine: Bag it, tag it and let's see what else is there! 
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[Pedro is a suspect] 
Horatio Caine: Gentlemen, may I? 
Lawyer: Be kind, Horatio. 
Horatio Caine: As always. All right, now, Pedro, the gun we found in your room has tied you to two murders. 
Lawyer: But possession doesn't make my client the killer. 
Horatio Caine: We also have your skin cells on the tourniquet you used. 
Lawyer: ALLEGEDLY used. 
Horatio Caine: Allegedly used. 
[turns to the Lawyer] 
Horatio Caine: Now, are you going to rebut everything I'm saying? 
Lawyer: Yes. 
Horatio Caine: Excellent. 
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[Tolsen beat Eugene, a mentally retarded man, to death] 
Pete Tolson: Hey, I did that guy a favor! He was a retard! 
Horatio Caine: Okay, Eugene might have a few things to overcome, I'll give you that, but you know what, Pete? You know what? At the end of the day, HE just put YOU away for life. 
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Alexx Woods: Unreasonable acts are all I see. 
Horatio Caine: Amen to that. 
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Horatio Caine: You're saying she married for love? 
Calleigh Duquesne: I know. Wonders never cease. 
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Tim Speedle: She looked him right in the eyes when he was killing her. 
Horatio Caine: And he looked back. 
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[to Horatio] 
Det. Frank Tripp: Come on, don't you guys have some gizmo to track this thing? That blue light with the buzzers and bells or that mass-spectro-detecto-whatever-you-call-it thingy? 
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[to Eric] 
Horatio Caine: If we want to be effective on this job we have to survive, too. 
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Horatio Caine: Drive-by, Miami style. 
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Horatio Caine: Nice work. Did you consider a transfer to S.W.A.T.? 
Calleigh Duquesne: I don't look good in all black. 
Horatio Caine: I beg to differ. 
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[Horatio examines a golf T-shirt] 
Horatio Caine: You on to your next victim, Stewart? 
Stewart Otis: That's not mine. 
Horatio Caine: Really? Whose is it, mine? 
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Stewart Otis: [about his victim] I never even got to play with her. 
Horatio Caine: Stewart, life is filled with disappointment. 
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Horatio Caine: As you know, Florida has the death penalty. 
Mac Taylor: So does New York. 
Horatio Caine: Yes, but you have not executed... since '76. 
Mac Taylor: Politics.