Valera: Easter is coming up. We should wear yellow to work today!
Ryan: Uh, no. No, no, no absolutely not.
Valera: Why not? We'll look cute, like marshmallow peeps!
Ryan: No it won't be cute. We'll look stupid, like those families you see in those cheap malls, all wearing the same t-shirt and holding hands and walking slow and you can't walk pass them because they're ALL holding hands, creating a cheap t-shirt wearing, grossly overweight, mullet ridden human chain and... no. No.
Valera: I can't believe you wouldn't do this for me.
Ryan: Honey, there's a lot of things I'd do for you, let's recall that ridiculous venture into part-time pet grooming...
Valera: Hey, Groomingdales would've been a success!
Ryan: But this? This is where I put my foot down.
Valera: Okay. Here, wear this shirt. Oh, this tie is cute!
Ryan: What? No, Max, I'll look like a jaundiced zebra.
Valera: Zebras are hot.
Ryan: No they're not. Everyone will tease me.
Valera: Tell ya what, if you let me pick your wardrobe today, I'll do that thing with my tongue that you love tonight.
Ryan: Sigh... goddamnit.
Valera: ^_^
Ryan: Give me the fucking shirt.