Ok I'm bored and I like captioning things, so here's my take on that photo.
http://s220.photobucket.com/albums/dd46/fuucom/TOGO/?action=view¤t=hollywood-life_004.jpg
1. Muahaha my master plan is coming to fruition!
2. Boy this wine is sour....
3.Stupid man, you don't know how to cut your food!
4.Gha! He's so inadequate I must take my giant wedding ring off in frustration!
5.THIS is how you cut your food! Stupid! With a giant meat cleaver!
6.J: This tastes....funny....
E: Let me stand here like a model and watch you eat. Bruhaha.
7.I can cut my food! I can! I can!
8.Tweet.
9.Why is she looking at me diabolically?
10.2nd course, ham that looks like a giant heart!
11.Slave, cut my food!
12.Idea!
13.Let me sharpen my knife on this cloth here....
14.That ham wasn't to my liking! Make another one, wifeslave!!
15.Wow, your arms are very moisturized. What kind of lotion do you use?
16.It's Bath and Body Works, you JERK!
17.This seems like a good place to store this.
18.I can't believe what they're doing to Ryan in 7.20!
19.Man that light fixture is dusty....Maybe if I just stare at it...
20.AH! I told you to quit waxing the floor twice a day!
21.Time to practice my walk for America's Next Top Model!
22.Tyra here I come!
23.Shoot, I'll just run for it before the cops come.
24. Tweet?
Yeah. Way too much time on my hands today.