Thanks so much for the reviews everyone.
Hehe, I wonder if Hazmat would have refused them.
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New York, apartment, 10am
Bailey: *bangs on door*
Scott: It's open!
Bailey: *opens door, walks in* Okay where is she?
Scott: *sips coffee, grabs paper* Work.
Bailey: Damnit now I can't talk to her until tonight. Well, unless I go to her work but she yells at me when I do that. *smiles* So. How was last night?
Scott: *flips page*
Bailey: Scott c'mon, we share everything.
Scott: Yes, things like the best deal in town for toilet paper or 'does this make me look fat'.
Bailey: *smiling* You sure looked great last night. Workin' out?
Scott: Some people think that going to the gym keeps them relatively healthy and self confident. I eat well too, you want to check my fridge?
Bailey: No, I raid it all the time.
Scott: I should charge you money for that.
Bailey: The stuff in your fridge is worth more than my entire car.
Scott: Bailey, you buy food from the dollar store in China Town.
Bailey: It's good eats.
Scott: *shakes head*
Bailey: So I wonder what your parents would think if she got pregnant.
Scott: *lifts head*
Bailey: Especially when they learn she used to be a Colombian drug runner prostituting herself for methanphetamines. Goodbye family reputation. *shrugs* Good thing you used protection, huh? *laughs*
Scott: *stares blankly* Right.
Bailey: OH! Geez, that reminds me, your mother called me this morning. Apparently I still have that $30 000 necklace she lent me for that dinner party I went to last month. She sounded pissed too so I told her you had a girlfriend. Totally took the pressure off of me.
Scott: *frowns* What.
Bailey: She's probably calling up all of her rich friends right now. Did you know you haven't had a girlfriend in almost a year? Wait...you were going out with that clerk girl from Fort Lauderdale right?
Scott: No.
Bailey: Wow. Tough break. *smiles* Good thing you snatched yourself a new lady friend for that dinner with your parents you're going to tonight.
Scott: *lifts brows* What dinner?
Bailey: Oh yeah, your mom got all excited so she's setting up this elaborate shindig at the old home. OH can I come too?
Scott: You've done enough damage for one day.
Bailey: Man I have to call Lori and let her know. *grabs phone*
Scott: *grabs Bailey's arm* You know what, I think I could have a heart attack for the both of us but thanks.
Bailey: You think she has a dress?
Scott: She probably didn't plan on a 'shindig'.
Bailey: Hey she didn't plan on hooking up with you but look how that turned out. OH and your dad wants to know if Lori's a Republican or a Democrat.
Scott: *sigh*
Bailey: Wait, which one are you? You like Bush, right?
Scott: *frowns*
Bailey: I can't decide which one to pick. Can't we just vote for them like we do American Idol?
Scott: *grabs phone* Tonight should be interesting.
Bailey: I can still come, right?
Scott: If you're good.
Bailey: YAY!
House, 7pm
Lori: *fidgets*
Scott: What are you doing?
Lori: This dress is uncomfortable.
Bailey: It's the only one I had that was clean.
Scott: *knocks on door*
Lori: *whispers* I can't believe you dragged me into this. When this is over, I'm going to rip out your eyes and shove them down your throat so you can see yourself choking to d-
Door opens
Lori: *smiles*
Mother: *smiles* OH you're all here! You must be Scott's new lady.
Lori: *smiling*
Scott: *staring at ground*
Lori: *kicks Scott*
Scott: *clears throat* Mother, this is Lori Speedle. And you already know Bailey unfortunately.
Mother: Come in! Come in! *runs away* HENRY! THEY'RE HERE!
Henry: *from living room* Yes I know, Doris, I heard the doorbell.
Scott: *places hand on Lori's back* After you.
Lori: No, I think you should go first.
Scott: Bailey, you go first.
Bailey: But I'm all the way in the back.
Scott: *grabs Bailey* Now you aren't.
Bailey: Gosh stop being so pushy. *walks in*
Living room
Henry: *walks over* So this is the new girl. She's over 18, right?
Lori: *lifts brow*
Scott: *sigh* This is Lori Speedle, she's from Miami.
Henry: Oh yes, Miami. Been there a couple of times with Doris. Miserable place what with all the hurricanes and young people. No one has any decency there, I'm surprised more children don't get knifed by gangs and drug dealers. You know, someone actually keyed my car. It was a Lexus. Do you know how expensive those are?
Scott: I'm sure it's not always like that.
Henry: No subsitute for a civilized community, that's for sure.
Lori: *nods slowly*
Henry: So I hear you two met in that dreadful city. I hope you didn't expose my son to anything distasteful.
Scott: Dad.
Bailey: Unless you count that goober we all met in ther-
Scott: Vacation.
Bailey: *looks at Scott*
Scott: I was in Miami on Vacation, remember?
Bailey: Oh. Right. *lifts brow*
Lori: *crosses arms* Yes, it was quite an interestin'...vacation.
Scott: *scratches head*
Doris: Dinner's on everyone!
Table
Doris: I hope you like the wine, I had it imported from Paris.
Lori: *smiles* It's wonderful.
Henry: Paris has some of the best wines on the planet. Of course, you don't know a good wine until you've experienced the aroma. I don't suspect there are many vineyards in Miami.
Lori: Yeah, I'm sure there are some upstate though.
Henry: It's 'Yes'. The one thing I've been most dissatisfied with have been the etiquette of southerners. You people would benefit from a formal education.
Lori: *stares at Henry*
Scott: *closes eyes, shakes head*
Bailey: *whispers* I told you you sounded southern.
Lori: *looks at Bailey*
Henry: So young lady, what do you do in Miami?
Lori: I work for a travel company.
Henry: So you're the people that give rude service to high-paying customers like myself and our friends.
Lori: *tilts head, pokes food with fork* That's us.
Henry: You're not supposed to stab the food, you're supposed to eat it. I'm sure you're used to eating fried foods and things with your fingers, but here we're a little different.
Lori: *staring at food* I've noticed.
Scott: SO mother, how's your book coming?
Doris: Swimmingly! It seems as though I've only just started writing but when I look down and see that I have 48 chapters, it takes my breath away.
Bailey: Oh what's your book about?
Doris: It's an adventure story about an upscale family discovering a diamond mine in the heart of South America.
Lori: Actually, diamond mines are only present in eastern South America.
Doris: No dearest, my characters are in Brazil. It's just above Venezuela.
Lori: *blinks* ...Venezuela is actually above Brazil.
Doris: *smiles* No no, I'm sure you'll learn all about geography once you attend a prominent university. They offer a whole range of studies, I'm sure you'll love it someday.
Bailey: Ooh I'd really like to read your book when you're finished. What's the big conflict you have so far?
Doris: Well the biggest obstacle that my characters have faced so far have been the dishonest architects building their multi-million dollar home deep in the heart of the rainforest. You see, they didn't realize that their architect didn't speak English but rather the Brazilian official language--Spanish. So the plans were just horridly followed.
Lori: The official language is actually Portuguese.
Doris: *smiling* No it's not dear. I learned Spanish, I would know. My word, what do they teach you in Miami?
Lori: *smiles* Absolutely nothing, apparently.
Doris: You poor thing. You should read my book, you'll learn so much!
Lori: *drinks wine*
Henry: A lady never drinks her wine like she's at some drunkard establishment.
Lori: *places glass on table* Thanks for the advice.
Doris: It's thank you dear.
Scott: Mother, this food is really great, was there any special recipe you used?
Doris: Some of the girls down at my book club gave it to me, doesn't it taste exquisite?
Bailey: It sure does!
Doris: Lori, do you cook?
Lori: No ma'am, I don't.
Doris: Every woman should cook. Your mother never taught you?
Lori: No.
Doris: How unfortunate. Cooking and baking should be an essential skill to a successful young woman.
Henry: It's a good thing you have Scott, he'll teach you how to be a proper member of society. Although I would prefer he's with someone of more social stature and grace so he has less work to do. What's that expression honey, white...something.
Doris: White trash?
Henry: That's the one!
Lori: *frowns*
Scott: *glares* Excuse me?
Henry: Look at her, Scott. *laughs* You don't really expect her to lift up to our standards.
Scott: She doesn't have to. What in the the hell gives you the right to insult, patronize, belittle or 'educate' someone you know nothing about? She's probably the most intelligent, strong, capable woman I've ever known and I don't care that she's not up to your ridiculously bigoted standards so reach up real high and pull that giant stick out of your ass.
Henry: If she were so 'capable' and 'strong', she wouldn't need a man to defend her, would she.
Lori: She doesn't. And she's surprised she was patient enough to put up with your garbage because normally she would have knocked you on your rich, sophisticated butt.
Henry: *looks at Lori* Don't you talk to me that way young lady.
Lori: Right and your condescension earlier was any less inappropriate.
Henry: I want you out of my house.
Lori: Gladly. *stands, leaves*
Scott: *leaves*
Henry: Pfft. The indecency.
Bailey: Can I have some more wine?
Outside
Lori: *sits on porch, removes heels*
Scott: *closes door* Well at least it could have been worse.
Lori: Yeah you could have turned out like them.
Scott: There was a time I was like that. *sits on porch*
Lori: Really. Well then you've certainly changed since then.
Scott: *looks down at ground*
Lori: *leans head on Scott's shoulder* Bailey just couldn't leave well enough alone. She thinks because of one night, she had to bring parents into it.
Scott: That would be her.
Lori: You know, back in Miami, she seemed pretty interested in you.
Scott: *rolls eyes* She was interested in everyone.
Lori: So...did you not tell your family why you were actually in Miami?
Scott: They didn't need to know.
Lori: Why? It's nothing to be ashamed of.
Scott: Can't ruin the precious reputation of the family by straying from perfection.
Lori: Ugh, I'm glad I have my parents. Their standards for me are unbelievably low.
Scott: *stares ahead*
Lori: ...I bet my dad could beat up your dad.
Scott: *laughs*
Lori: *smiles*
TBC........................
Hehe, I wonder if Hazmat would have refused them.
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New York, apartment, 10am
Bailey: *bangs on door*
Scott: It's open!
Bailey: *opens door, walks in* Okay where is she?
Scott: *sips coffee, grabs paper* Work.
Bailey: Damnit now I can't talk to her until tonight. Well, unless I go to her work but she yells at me when I do that. *smiles* So. How was last night?
Scott: *flips page*
Bailey: Scott c'mon, we share everything.
Scott: Yes, things like the best deal in town for toilet paper or 'does this make me look fat'.
Bailey: *smiling* You sure looked great last night. Workin' out?
Scott: Some people think that going to the gym keeps them relatively healthy and self confident. I eat well too, you want to check my fridge?
Bailey: No, I raid it all the time.
Scott: I should charge you money for that.
Bailey: The stuff in your fridge is worth more than my entire car.
Scott: Bailey, you buy food from the dollar store in China Town.
Bailey: It's good eats.
Scott: *shakes head*
Bailey: So I wonder what your parents would think if she got pregnant.
Scott: *lifts head*
Bailey: Especially when they learn she used to be a Colombian drug runner prostituting herself for methanphetamines. Goodbye family reputation. *shrugs* Good thing you used protection, huh? *laughs*
Scott: *stares blankly* Right.
Bailey: OH! Geez, that reminds me, your mother called me this morning. Apparently I still have that $30 000 necklace she lent me for that dinner party I went to last month. She sounded pissed too so I told her you had a girlfriend. Totally took the pressure off of me.
Scott: *frowns* What.
Bailey: She's probably calling up all of her rich friends right now. Did you know you haven't had a girlfriend in almost a year? Wait...you were going out with that clerk girl from Fort Lauderdale right?
Scott: No.
Bailey: Wow. Tough break. *smiles* Good thing you snatched yourself a new lady friend for that dinner with your parents you're going to tonight.
Scott: *lifts brows* What dinner?
Bailey: Oh yeah, your mom got all excited so she's setting up this elaborate shindig at the old home. OH can I come too?
Scott: You've done enough damage for one day.
Bailey: Man I have to call Lori and let her know. *grabs phone*
Scott: *grabs Bailey's arm* You know what, I think I could have a heart attack for the both of us but thanks.
Bailey: You think she has a dress?
Scott: She probably didn't plan on a 'shindig'.
Bailey: Hey she didn't plan on hooking up with you but look how that turned out. OH and your dad wants to know if Lori's a Republican or a Democrat.
Scott: *sigh*
Bailey: Wait, which one are you? You like Bush, right?
Scott: *frowns*
Bailey: I can't decide which one to pick. Can't we just vote for them like we do American Idol?
Scott: *grabs phone* Tonight should be interesting.
Bailey: I can still come, right?
Scott: If you're good.
Bailey: YAY!
House, 7pm
Lori: *fidgets*
Scott: What are you doing?
Lori: This dress is uncomfortable.
Bailey: It's the only one I had that was clean.
Scott: *knocks on door*
Lori: *whispers* I can't believe you dragged me into this. When this is over, I'm going to rip out your eyes and shove them down your throat so you can see yourself choking to d-
Door opens
Lori: *smiles*
Mother: *smiles* OH you're all here! You must be Scott's new lady.
Lori: *smiling*
Scott: *staring at ground*
Lori: *kicks Scott*
Scott: *clears throat* Mother, this is Lori Speedle. And you already know Bailey unfortunately.
Mother: Come in! Come in! *runs away* HENRY! THEY'RE HERE!
Henry: *from living room* Yes I know, Doris, I heard the doorbell.
Scott: *places hand on Lori's back* After you.
Lori: No, I think you should go first.
Scott: Bailey, you go first.
Bailey: But I'm all the way in the back.
Scott: *grabs Bailey* Now you aren't.
Bailey: Gosh stop being so pushy. *walks in*
Living room
Henry: *walks over* So this is the new girl. She's over 18, right?
Lori: *lifts brow*
Scott: *sigh* This is Lori Speedle, she's from Miami.
Henry: Oh yes, Miami. Been there a couple of times with Doris. Miserable place what with all the hurricanes and young people. No one has any decency there, I'm surprised more children don't get knifed by gangs and drug dealers. You know, someone actually keyed my car. It was a Lexus. Do you know how expensive those are?
Scott: I'm sure it's not always like that.
Henry: No subsitute for a civilized community, that's for sure.
Lori: *nods slowly*
Henry: So I hear you two met in that dreadful city. I hope you didn't expose my son to anything distasteful.
Scott: Dad.
Bailey: Unless you count that goober we all met in ther-
Scott: Vacation.
Bailey: *looks at Scott*
Scott: I was in Miami on Vacation, remember?
Bailey: Oh. Right. *lifts brow*
Lori: *crosses arms* Yes, it was quite an interestin'...vacation.
Scott: *scratches head*
Doris: Dinner's on everyone!
Table
Doris: I hope you like the wine, I had it imported from Paris.
Lori: *smiles* It's wonderful.
Henry: Paris has some of the best wines on the planet. Of course, you don't know a good wine until you've experienced the aroma. I don't suspect there are many vineyards in Miami.
Lori: Yeah, I'm sure there are some upstate though.
Henry: It's 'Yes'. The one thing I've been most dissatisfied with have been the etiquette of southerners. You people would benefit from a formal education.
Lori: *stares at Henry*
Scott: *closes eyes, shakes head*
Bailey: *whispers* I told you you sounded southern.
Lori: *looks at Bailey*
Henry: So young lady, what do you do in Miami?
Lori: I work for a travel company.
Henry: So you're the people that give rude service to high-paying customers like myself and our friends.
Lori: *tilts head, pokes food with fork* That's us.
Henry: You're not supposed to stab the food, you're supposed to eat it. I'm sure you're used to eating fried foods and things with your fingers, but here we're a little different.
Lori: *staring at food* I've noticed.
Scott: SO mother, how's your book coming?
Doris: Swimmingly! It seems as though I've only just started writing but when I look down and see that I have 48 chapters, it takes my breath away.
Bailey: Oh what's your book about?
Doris: It's an adventure story about an upscale family discovering a diamond mine in the heart of South America.
Lori: Actually, diamond mines are only present in eastern South America.
Doris: No dearest, my characters are in Brazil. It's just above Venezuela.
Lori: *blinks* ...Venezuela is actually above Brazil.
Doris: *smiles* No no, I'm sure you'll learn all about geography once you attend a prominent university. They offer a whole range of studies, I'm sure you'll love it someday.
Bailey: Ooh I'd really like to read your book when you're finished. What's the big conflict you have so far?
Doris: Well the biggest obstacle that my characters have faced so far have been the dishonest architects building their multi-million dollar home deep in the heart of the rainforest. You see, they didn't realize that their architect didn't speak English but rather the Brazilian official language--Spanish. So the plans were just horridly followed.
Lori: The official language is actually Portuguese.
Doris: *smiling* No it's not dear. I learned Spanish, I would know. My word, what do they teach you in Miami?
Lori: *smiles* Absolutely nothing, apparently.
Doris: You poor thing. You should read my book, you'll learn so much!
Lori: *drinks wine*
Henry: A lady never drinks her wine like she's at some drunkard establishment.
Lori: *places glass on table* Thanks for the advice.
Doris: It's thank you dear.
Scott: Mother, this food is really great, was there any special recipe you used?
Doris: Some of the girls down at my book club gave it to me, doesn't it taste exquisite?
Bailey: It sure does!
Doris: Lori, do you cook?
Lori: No ma'am, I don't.
Doris: Every woman should cook. Your mother never taught you?
Lori: No.
Doris: How unfortunate. Cooking and baking should be an essential skill to a successful young woman.
Henry: It's a good thing you have Scott, he'll teach you how to be a proper member of society. Although I would prefer he's with someone of more social stature and grace so he has less work to do. What's that expression honey, white...something.
Doris: White trash?
Henry: That's the one!
Lori: *frowns*
Scott: *glares* Excuse me?
Henry: Look at her, Scott. *laughs* You don't really expect her to lift up to our standards.
Scott: She doesn't have to. What in the the hell gives you the right to insult, patronize, belittle or 'educate' someone you know nothing about? She's probably the most intelligent, strong, capable woman I've ever known and I don't care that she's not up to your ridiculously bigoted standards so reach up real high and pull that giant stick out of your ass.
Henry: If she were so 'capable' and 'strong', she wouldn't need a man to defend her, would she.
Lori: She doesn't. And she's surprised she was patient enough to put up with your garbage because normally she would have knocked you on your rich, sophisticated butt.
Henry: *looks at Lori* Don't you talk to me that way young lady.
Lori: Right and your condescension earlier was any less inappropriate.
Henry: I want you out of my house.
Lori: Gladly. *stands, leaves*
Scott: *leaves*
Henry: Pfft. The indecency.
Bailey: Can I have some more wine?
Outside
Lori: *sits on porch, removes heels*
Scott: *closes door* Well at least it could have been worse.
Lori: Yeah you could have turned out like them.
Scott: There was a time I was like that. *sits on porch*
Lori: Really. Well then you've certainly changed since then.
Scott: *looks down at ground*
Lori: *leans head on Scott's shoulder* Bailey just couldn't leave well enough alone. She thinks because of one night, she had to bring parents into it.
Scott: That would be her.
Lori: You know, back in Miami, she seemed pretty interested in you.
Scott: *rolls eyes* She was interested in everyone.
Lori: So...did you not tell your family why you were actually in Miami?
Scott: They didn't need to know.
Lori: Why? It's nothing to be ashamed of.
Scott: Can't ruin the precious reputation of the family by straying from perfection.
Lori: Ugh, I'm glad I have my parents. Their standards for me are unbelievably low.
Scott: *stares ahead*
Lori: ...I bet my dad could beat up your dad.
Scott: *laughs*
Lori: *smiles*
TBC........................
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