Don't listen to her everyone, it was so totally a butt reconstruction.
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Carly that picture is hilariously awesome! Wee, I would have taken a picture of it too. Thanks for sharing it, hun.
RT Anni has been purposely MIA and we shall see her lunacy unfold to the surface sooner than later.
Lora, yes Russia is being over-exaggerated. On purpose.
Thanks for the reviews!
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Hotel, 4pm
Horatio: *takes key out of pocket* That was very educational.
JC: Yeah and only one of us got beaten up.
Ryan: *holding eye* How was I supposed to know I wasn't allowed to sit on that ugly-ass statue?
Lilly: You poor thing.
Ryan: *sniffs* Yes, poor me.
Horatio: *opens door* LORA!
Lora: *screams, falls off bed*
Horatio: What are you doing in my room?
Lora: *looks around* ...I don't know.
Horatio: Stand up please.
Lora: *stands*
Horatio: Where's everyone else?
Lora: Probably where you left them last.
Horatio: *looks around* Open the other doors please.
Lora: Why?
Horatio: Because we're going to a fancy restaurant.
Ryan: You sure you want to do that H?
Horatio: You guys were relatively good all day, I don't see why not.
Lora: *laughs* You over-estimate us. *opens door* ERIC! GET SOME CLOTHES ON!
Delko: *lifts head* What?
Everyone: *staring at Eric*
Delko: *whips blankets on* Uh, I forgot my pyjamas in Miami.
Horatio: *sigh* Eric, get dressed for God's sake.
Lora: *tugs on door* ...Hey this one's frozen.
Horatio: Frozen?
Lora: Yes the transition of water into ice. But hey, you're the scientist.
Horatio: Anyone have a blow dryer?
Delko: I have one.
Everyone: *looks at Eric*
Delko: ...It's...Not mine.
Horatio: Hand it over.
Delko: *hands over blow dryer*
Horatio: *plugs it in*
Ten minutes later
Horatio: Okay try it.
Lora: *opens door*
Horatio: *walks in* ...Speed? Katie?
Katie: FINALLY. It took you long enough.
Speed: *stands*
Horatio: What were you both doing in here?
Katie: He 'accidentally' got us locked in.
Horatio: Surprising. Okay, let's get to dinner.
Katie: Thank you. I'm starving.
Restaurant, 5pm
Horatio: *picks up menu* Okay what does this mean?
Lora: Chicken.
Horatio: Seems like a long word for chicken.
Lora: I recommend Pelmeni.
Horatio: What's it have?
Lora: Minced meat filling wraped in dough.
Missy: So sort of like a perrogy?
Lora: Kind of.
Delko: Do I have to eat these?
Lora: Yes.
Delko: Can't I get a burger?
Lora: Probably but don't you want to entertain your palette?
Delko: I'd rather entertain my stomach.
Lora: *rolls eyes*
Anni: *twirling cup*
Katie: *looks over* You going to look at the menu?
Anni: You know what? I'm tired of being told what to do.
Katie: Uh...Okay, then don't look at the menu.
Anni: I'm a grown woman. I have a child, a job, a car, I pay taxes and everyone seems to think I'm some sort of cooky porn and alcohol freak.
Colton: There might be a reason for that. It's all you stocked the Hummerhome with.
Anni: No one takes me seriously around here!
Horatio: We take you seriously.
Anni: No you don't. Everytime I suggest something, I get laughed at.
Katie: So don't suggest stupid things.
Anni: *frowns* See what I mean?
Lora: *whispers* Why are we having this conversation right now?
Horatio: *shrugs*
Anni: HEY! *slams hand on table* I can hear you.
Lora: Yeesh.
Anni: Am I a piece of crap that you can all walk all over? I've been with this 'team' for years and still, everyone sees me as the immature, dirty-minded crazy person. *scoffs* And the one time I actually TRY to get into a relationship, I'm treated as a joke.
Horatio: Anni-
Anni: Don't you 'Anni' me. *points to Colton* Attention-seeking little brat. *points to Carly* Little twit who thinks she's better than the rest of us just because she actually HAS a degree in something 'CSI' related. *points to Lilly* When the hell did you even join us? *points to Lora* Horatio-whore. *points to Missy* You're never going to be with Eric so get over it.
Everyone: ...
Anni: *points to Jess* Little miss
perfect always has to have things her way whether it's a man or a damn birthday party. LET. IT. GO. *points to JC* I don't even know your last name! Do you just come along for the ride or are you actually going to participate? *points to Heather* I'm sure you have something annoying about you but I've only spoken to you probably twice in my entire life so I'll just call THAT annoying. *points to Ryan* Get some balls. *points to Calleigh* Grow a spine. *points to Eric* Are you a clown or are you serious? Pick a personality! *points to Horatio* Ditch the shades, wear something brighter than charcoal, get off your high horse and take a god damn look around. Things tend to look a lot more realistic down here with the rest of us.
Knife drops from table
Anni: *points to Katie* You're a pair of boots shy from being a prostitute. *points to Speed* I'm glad you're happier not being married. You're a piece of garbage and you don't deserve to be in a commitment of any kind. *laughs* Well except when you were a CSI but even then you managed to get your ass fired or involved in every case. You sucked at your job then and you still suck now. And by the way, you're a rotten father. I hope you die a very painful death.
Everyone in restaurant: *staring at Anni*
Anni: So have fun with your stupid Russian meal and your stupid Russian hotel room and your stupid little road trip. *walks away*
Heather: ...How come I didn't get as insulted as everyone else?
TBC................
