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Horatio's office
Horatio: *staring at blueprints*
Heather: So? What do you think?
Horatio: ...Are you okay?
Heather: *frowns* Yes. I wish everyone would stop asking me that.
Horatio: It's just...it's all very elaborate.
Heather: But innovative, right?
Horatio: I suppose. If you were wanting to shield OJ or the Pope.
Heather: Why? I'm not very keen on both of those people.
Horatio: *sigh* My point is, this is a little extravagant for what our needs really are. I'm sure if this were in place at the lab, I wouldn't have a problem but we're not going to be looking for trouble in the middle of the open road.
Heather: But it ends up finding us anyway. You never know, we could hit a cow or run into a squall of mustard. Or a bullet factory might blow up and won't you be glad we have a bullet proof Hummerhome?
Horatio: Bullet proof is one thing, invinsible is quite another.
Heather: What's the matter with being invinsible? You seem to think
you are. Hey, why don't we just slap a giant pair of shades onto the Hummerhome, WE'RE SAVED!
Horatio: Calm down, Heather. I'm not going to spend that much money unless I have to and we don't have to.
Heather: *nods* Okay. I had a feeling it might come to this so I came with a bargaining chip.
Horatio: You can't bribe me with anything.
Heather: *pulls out tape*
Horatio: *looks at tape* ...What is that?
Heather: Top secret.
Horatio: Top secret how?
Heather: Oh...if this got out, I'm sure you'd be the laughing stock of the entire county. I wonder if I could get copies of this and distribute it to the local television stations to promote ballroom dancing in the greater Miami area.
Horatio: *wide-eyed* How did you find that?
Heather: My investigative skills know no bounds.
Horatio: *reaches out hand* Give it to me.
Heather: *pulls tape back* Not until you approve my design.
Horatio: I can't. Half of it isn't necessary.
Heather: Pity. *pulls out phone*
Horatio: WAIT! Wait...
Heather: *looks at Horatio*
Horatio: Maybe we can...make a compromise.
Heather: I'm listening.
Horatio: I can deal with the addition but could we get rid of the virtual map and computer system?
Heather: No.
Horatio: Okay, addition and computer system are fine, virtual map goes.
Heather: No.
Horatio: *lifts brow*
Heather: I want it all.
Horatio: You can't have it all.
Heather: Then I wouldn't watch local television anymore.
Horatio: *frowns* If you sell that tape to someone, I'm firing you.
Heather: That's okay, I can live with it. *walks over to door*
Horatio: NO WAIT!
Heather: *turns around*
Horatio: FINE. Have it your way. I'll approve everything.
Heather: *smiles* You're the bestest best boss ever.
Horatio: *reaches out hand* The tape.
Heather: *looks down at tape* Man, Lora's going to kill me for this.
Horatio: Lora knows?
Heather: Yup.
Horatio: Who else knows?
Heather: Jenna.
Horatio: *narrows eyes*
Heather: And Jess.
Horatio: *frowns*
Heather: And...Carly, Lilly, Ryan, Calleigh, Eric, Katie, Anni and that pervy security guard at the front door.
Horatio: ...
Heather: Anyway, here you go! *hands over tape, leaves*
Horatio: *sits in chair* ...I'm never leaving this office ever again.
Trace lab
Speed: *walks in, grabs lab coat*
Katie: Hey.
Speed: Hey.
Katie: You sound chipper.
Speed: *lifts brow* Okay.
Katie: I guess you and Anni are workin' things out.
Speed: How unfortunate for you.
Katie: Hey come on, I want you to be happy as much as the next person. So your marriage isn't in the crapper?
Speed: No.
Katie: Good.
Anni: *runs in* OH MY GOD KATIE I NEED TO TALK TO YOU KAY?
Katie: *stares blankly*
Anni: You know how we're leaving in a couple of weeks for the road? Okay well I was thinkin' you and me could be ROOMIES!
Katie: ...Wouldn't you rather be with hubby here?
Speed: *smirks*
Anni: Katie, we don't spend nearly enough time together and 'hubby' here realizes that. SO how about it? Imagine all the shinnanegans!
Katie: *laughs* Uh okay.
Anni: OH OH! Okay I spoke to Heather and she's agreed to put a mini fridge in our room. You can put all your mustard in there.
Katie: And my Cheez-its?
Anni: In the fridge?
Katie: Well, beside the fridge.
Anni: I'll have to ask. THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN! *runs over, hugs Katie*
Katie: ACK!
Anni: *lets go* Anyway, I'm off to the gym.
Katie: Gym?
Anni: It's a place where you exercise.
Katie: I know what a gym is.
Anni: *waves* BYE! *runs off*
Katie: *shakes head*
Anni: *runs back in* Oh I didn't forget! I didn't forget! *grabs Speed, kisses him* OKAY bye! *runs off*
Katie: *lifts brow* Is she on drugs?
Speed: If you want to put it that way.
Katie: She's so...flail-ee.
Speed: Listen, I have a question.
Katie: Go for it.
Speed: How much money does Lori make?
Katie: Uh *laughs* barely enough to pay me.
Speed: So she wouldn't have 20K to throw around.
Katie: Doubtful. Unless she's selling drugs again, in which case, maybe you should talk to her.
Speed: No, I don't think she's doing that.
Katie: Why ask then?
Speed: Someone gave us 20K.
Katie: ...Man I wish I had your friends.
Speed: We don't know who it's from and Anni doesn't want me to look into it.
Katie: So isn't asking me kind of looking into it?
Speed: No. This is just...me asking someone I know a question. Do we know anyone who has that kind of cash lying around?
Katie: No I don't think so, otherwise I'd be their best friend. Although...
Speed: What.
Katie: Lori's boyfriend had that kind of money.
Speed: Didn't he take off?
Katie: As far as I know. But even if he did send you the money, how would he have known about your financial situation?
Speed: He wouldn't.
Katie: Unless he's keeping an eye on Lori and you
were there the other night. Did you tell her about it?
Speed: I told her my health plan wouldn't cover Anni.
Katie: *shrugs* Case closed.
Speed: *frowns*
Katie: Tim, don't do anything stupid like giving the money back. Besides, I'm probably wrong. Lori hasn't heard from the guy in almost 4 weeks, there's a slim chance he's even still in Miami. Maybe Ed McMahon lives in the neighborhood.
Speed: You're right.
Katie: About Ed McMahon?
Speed: About Scott.
Katie: Oh.
Speed: Okay, I'm not going to worry about it unless I have a reason to.
Katie: That's the spirit!
Speed: *grabs latex gloves*
Katie: Query time for Katie! So like, no one actually ever told me why Scott was in that psych place. All I was told was 'work stress', I mean, come on. My work is stressful, I don't check myself into the happy house.
Speed: Maybe he didn't want to talk about it so do everyone a favour and mind your own business.
Katie: I'm just curious, geez. You seem rather protective of him.
Speed: *grabs folder* See you later. *leaves*
Katie: Pfft. That's it, I'm doing a background check on him. Enough is enough, I want some answers already! *grabs computer*
Behind Lab building
Lora: *slams shovel into ground*
Lilly: What are you doing?
Lora: Making a cave.
Carly: You do realize Florida's on sea level, right?
Lora: *stares at ground*
Lilly: I guess that blew your whole cave idea out of the water. Literally.
Lora: Fine. I'll build a cave on top of the ground.
Lilly: Why do you want to build a cave?
Lora: Because I'm making a club.
Carly: Can we be in the club?
Lora: Depends. Do you have an affinity for Horatio?
Carly: Not particularily. My kids would probably be very disappointed.
Lilly: I like Ryan.
Lora: You're both not in the club.
Carly: So what do you 'Horatio lovers' do in this 'club'?
Lora: We get together and talk about all the awesome things about H.
Lilly: Like what?
Lora: Like how awesome he is. If you're not in the club, you don't get to know any specifics. Besides, there's an entry fee.
Carly: *laughs* You're charging people to talk about Horatio.
Lora: Everyone needs money.
Carly: Why don't you just sell lemonade?
Lilly: Or orange juice.
Lora: ...YOU GUYS JUST GAVE ME THE BEST IDEA! *runs away*
Carly: *crosses arms* I hope she realizes she's the only one in her club.
Outside lab
Lora: *paints letters onto cardboard*
Lilly: *walks over* What's this?
Lora: My plan.
Carly: ...You're going to sell tequila?
Lora: You got me thinking. What does everyone love? A fresh beverage on a hot day. And what beverage does everyone love? Alcohol.
Carly: Um that's illegal you know. Especially in front of a crime lab.
Lora: *waves hands* No it's not.
Lilly: *squints* You're charging
$9.99?
Carly: Isn't that like scalping?
Lora: I'm not going to take anyone's scalps off.
Carly: Erm...that's not what I mean.
Lilly: I kind of can't wait to see her get arrested for this.
Lora: I'm going to be a millionaire by the end of this week.
Carly: Where are you going to get the tequila?
Lora: Silly Aussie, it's not really tequila, it's carbonated water.
Carly: Um...how exactly are you going to fool everyone into thinking it's tequila?
Lora: I'll tell them it's sparkling tequila. New on the market. That's why it's so expensive.
Lilly: Let me get this straight. You're charging people 10 bucks to drink water.
Lora: Sparkling tequila.
Lilly: There's no tequila in it.
Lora: They don't know that.
Carly: You don't think they'll catch on sooner or later?
Lora: Not if I add blue and green food colouring and and and add in those non-toxic sparkly thingamabobs from the dollar store. Shiny things and bright colours always distract boozers.
Carly: ...You're not actually supposed to throw sparkles into drinks.
Lilly: Yeah, people are gonna be crappin' out sparkles for weeks if you do that.
Lora: Then I guess they're getting their money's worth.
TBC........................