Road Trip! The Final Frontier.

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^ Lori's in her early 20s, Riley's in her late 20s. Making everyone else in their late 40s to 50s and some even younger. :p HA. Mine makes me feel a little better :lol: But it does amaze me how you're able to figure all of that out, Carly. I'm impressed. :p Plus the way I see it, Anni's still able to have children so she's probably in her early to mid 40s. (Which is cutting it a bit close. :eek: And Speed's like 5-8 years older than her)

Blah, whatever. See? Headaches. They simply don't age the way normal people should, just like Carly said. :lol:

^ Sorry for making that sentence seem so horrible. LOL!

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Inside lab

Katie: *runs in* PAULA! I have hand cream for you!

Paula: *lifts brow*

Speed: *walks over* You're not supposed to steal the hand cream.

Katie: Hey where'd Anni go?

Speed: She had to fill out some forms.

Katie: Oh 'cause of the whole baby thing.

Speed: No.

Katie: Oh. So um, you're going to like, raise this kid?

Speed: Katie, don't you have something better to do with your time? Like visiting Jess in the hospital?

Katie: If I had a car, I would. So do you know if it's a girl or a boy?

Speed: Do you even work here?

Katie: No but neither do you.

Speed: I had to talk to Horatio. I'm allowed to be here.

Katie: So am I. I'm selling hand cream.

Speed: You're not allowed to solicit.

Katie: So how am I supposed to make money?

Speed: Get a job.

Katie: You get a job. So have you decided on names?

Speed: What do you care?

Katie: Because I find it funny how you're going to raise a kid that isn't even yours.

Speed: It's Anni's child.

Katie: So let me get this straight. You're not a jerk?

Speed: Not to her, but I can still be one to you.

Katie: HA! Funny.

Speed: By the way, I read your diary.

Katie: *blank stare* What?

Speed: Yeah you left it on top of your suitcase in the Hummerhome.

Katie: ...Wh-What part did you read?

Speed: The whole thing.

Katie: ...I don't read your diary.

Speed: I don't have one.

Katie: WHY DID YOU READ IT! THAT'S MY MOST PRIVATE POSESSION!

Speed: *tilts head* You divorced me.

Katie: *frowns* Okay so if you really read it, what did you think about page 29?

Speed: *smirks*

Katie: YOU DID READ IT! AHH! I thought you said it was none of your business.

Speed: It isn't.

Katie: *grumbles* Hypocrite.

Anni: *walks over* Okay all finished, we can go see Jess now.

Katie: HE READ MY DIARY!

Anni: Oh I really liked what was on page 29. *giggles*

Katie: *stares blankly* Oh yeah well...well...YOUR KID IS A BASTARD CHILD.

Anni: *frowns*

Katie: Oh. Wrong thing to say?

Anni: *walks away*

Katie: Oh come on! Lighten up! *slaps Speed* Tell her to lighten up.

Speed: Good going. She felt bad enough about this as it is.

Katie: Yeah well that's what she gets for living in the land of promiscuity. It's such a wonder how she didn't pick YOU to romp around the sack with. I mean, the ring is her full-fledged permission.

Speed: Good luck with the hand cream. *walks away*

Katie: *sigh* Everyone gets offended these days.

TBC.......................
 
Whoa. Harsh much? Katie , god love her, is just a bit over the edge at times. And even though she makes a very good point, still...what a thing to say to your best friend. At the very least, Anni didn't retaliate (well, maybe she did, she did read pg 29- which, btw, I would love to know what was on there:lol: ) Anywhoo...yeah, bad katie...VERY bad Katie:)

Excellent update:)
 
^ Mwhaha. :devil: And the mystery of page 29 begins. :lol:

Thanks for the review! :D

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Hospital

Doctor: *looks down at chart* Well, I have good news and I have bad news.

Jess: What's the bad news?

Doctor: You did in fact have a heart attack and because the ambulance arrived too late, there's some damage on the heart. Fortunately the aspirin you took before you got here saved you from what could have been substantially worse.

Jess: And the good news?

Doctor: You're not dead.

Delko: That's not very funny.

Doctor: It's the truth. I'll get her medication set up. She'll be staying overnight to make sure she doesn't have another coronary. *leaves*

Jess: Well this is just perfect.

Delko: You'll be okay Jess.

Jess: Yeah right. Start writing my epiphany.

Delko: You mean epitaph.

Jess: *lifts brow* What are you, smart all of a sudden?

Delko: They said it on Sesame Street yesterday.

Jess: *laughs*

Delko: *smiles* I'll go see if Horatio's here yet.

Jess: Wait.

Delko: *turns around*

Jess: Thanks. Again.

Delko: *nods, leaves*

Outside Lab

Speed: *walks over* Hey, you alright?

Anni: *sitting on bench* No.

Speed: Katie's just being an ass, she didn't mean it.

Anni: She's right. *sigh* I can't believe how stupid that was. I guess I didn't feel like my old self anymore. I used to be so wild and didn't have a care in the world. For one night I wanted that back. *scoffs* I didn't even plan to hook up with some random guy.

Speed: I don't blame you.

Anni: Would it make you mad if I said...You aren't very exciting?

Speed: *stares at Anni*

Anni: You just...I mean, you're not a cop anymore, you're miserable, you kind of need a haircut and when the hell did you get a beard?

Speed: ...

Anni: You look horrible. And if you ask me, you could stand to lose a few pounds. Well *tilts head* At least get rid of the baggy dress shirts and you wouldn't look fat.

Speed: Um, ow.

Anni: You kind of look like a hobo but I mean that in the nicest way.

Speed: *frowns* I see.

Katie: *runs over* ANNI I AM SO GOSH DANG SORRY! *hugs Anni* You're like the bestest best friend I could ever have! Your kid isn't a bastard child, just fatherly challenged. *squeezes Anni*

Anni: Ow ow ow ow.

Katie: OH GOD! *lets go* I didn't hurt you did I? I'm always doing that to people. I just love to hug. I'm a hugger.

Anni: I'm fine, just..Don't do that.

Katie: Okay. Fine. Excellent. Perfect. Gotcha. Understood. Yes ma'am. I comprendo.

Anni: I get it.

Speed: *stands*

Katie: Where are you going?

Speed: I've decided Josh is going to take me shopping. *leaves*

Katie: What's his problem?

Anni: *laughs*

Dadeland Mall

Josh: So you really wanted me to take you shopping?

Speed: Don't get too excited.

Josh: No this is excellent! We can really bond.

Speed: Just find me some clothes.

Josh: Okay but after you seriously need a haircut and shave.

Speed: *sigh* Josh.

Josh: Alright alright, let's go make you sexay.

Clothing department

Josh: *grabbing clothes* Oh this one's nice. OH! You have to try this one on. *grabs ties* You need a tie. A gentleman always wears a tie to work. Okay, something with vertical lines would be good but not too thick. Always thin lines and always a complimentary color. Solids are good but you can't have too many solids in your closet.

Speed: Why is that tie yellow?

Josh: Don't worry, I've picked out a great shirt with it.

Speed: I don't want a yellow tie. I don't even want a tie.

Josh: You're wearing a tie.

Speed: I'm not going to a funeral and people don't wear ties in Miami.

Josh: Horatio wears a tie.

Speed: Horatio's old. He's allowed to.

Josh: *sigh* Fine, two ties. Better?

Speed: Fine but I'm not wearing them.

Josh: Okay next you need some dress pants.

Speed: No.

Josh: You're not wearing jeans to work.

Speed: Dress pants are uncomfortable.

Josh: Yet professional. What kind of job do you want to get?

Speed: I don't know.

Josh: No no no, that won't do. *grabs Speed* We'll go down a different road.

Different aisle

Speed: Jeans. Seriously?

Josh: If you won't go for professional, go for the ladies.

Speed: I'm married.

Josh: And make her love it. You need something that compliments your ass.

Speed: Excuse me?

Josh: *grabs jeans* Here, try these on with that belt.

Speed: ...The jeans are black.

Josh: And it will match your lined shirts.

Speed: *sigh* Fine. *walks into dressing room*

Josh: You don't need help getting them on?

Speed: No Josh, stay out.

Josh: If you say so. Damn, too bad your friend Eric didn't want to join us. I wouldn't mind helping him into a pair of Levi's if you catch my drift.

Speed: *opens door* Josh.

Josh: Sorry, sorry.

Five minutes later

Speed: *walks out* Alright, laugh.

Josh: No way man, you're a spicy pepper. Now, let's get that hair cut and rid your face of that dead muppet.

Speed: *lifts brow* Muppet?

Josh: Move it. *pushes Speed*

Half hour later--Salon

Josh: Now sit down and let them work their magic. OH! Tiffany dear can you curl his eyelashes too?

Speed: NO! Josh.

Josh: Do you want your eyes to pop or not?

Speed: Not.

Josh: Suit yourself. How about some highlights. You'll look just like Lance Bass.

Speed: Josh...

Josh: Gosh, such a conformist.

One hour later

Josh: *rubs chin*

Speed: *crosses arms* What.

Josh: *tilts head*

Speed: *rolls eyes*

Josh: I liked that they kept the stubble. You don't look so much like a potato. I called your wife, she'll be here in...*looks at watch* Ten minutes ago.

Anni: *runs in* Sorry I'm late! Katie wanted to buy me flowers and a cake but we ended up at the sunglasses hut impersonating Horatio.

Josh: Like your hubby? I fixed him. Um, not literally of course.

Anni: *smiles* So the hobo leaves and the CSI returns.

Speed: Yeah I'm almost prodigal.

Anni: *laughs*

TBC...................
 
Anni: *runs in* Sorry I'm late! Katie wanted to buy me flowers and a cake but we ended up at the sunglasses hut impersonating Horatio.

*hmm you know, I tend to find myself doing that too. Did you know that the company that makes his sunglasses (the actual pair, not the mock ones) discontinued them? Or at least they did from what I remember reading. /random.

I can't believe you called Speed a hobo. Well, I mean, you had Anni call him a hobo.


..I'm sure he made a fine one though.

Josh has a crush on Eric. hehe. That's awesome.
 
OMG...Geni! I thought I was going to laugh up a lung! Josh and Speed...shopping! That made my day in the worst way:lol:

And OUCH Anni...dang...okay, so Speed is clothes challenge, but harsh much? I think she knew what she was doing though, it got the fire in his tail and he rectified the situation.


And....

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Anni: *runs in* Sorry I'm late! Katie wanted to buy me flowers and a cake but we ended up at the sunglasses hut impersonating Horatio.
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Do you have any idea how many times I do that??? Of course, that speaks to my insanity,but that's besides the point:D It's FUN:lol:


Excellent work, Geni!
 
Katie: *frowns* Okay so if you really read it, what did you think about page 29?
Speed: *smirks*
Katie: YOU DID READ IT! AHH! I thought you said it was none of your business.
Speed: It isn't.
Katie: *grumbles* Hypocrite.
Anni: *walks over* Okay all finished, we can go see Jess now.
Katie: HE READ MY DIARY!
Anni: Oh I really liked what was on page 29. *giggles*
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Haha oh man that's hilarious. :lol: :lol:

Yeah Geni, what IS on page 29??

Anni: You just...I mean, you're not a cop anymore, you're miserable, you kind of need a haircut and when the hell did you get a beard?
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*like Janice* OH MY GOD. Are you serious? Like a full fleged beard? Haha! :lol: That's is soo bad. I can barely picture it on Speed.

Josh: Alright alright, let's go make you sexay.
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If one of my brothers said that to me, i would not hesitate to punch him in the face.

Anni: *runs in* Sorry I'm late! Katie wanted to buy me flowers and a cake but we ended up at the sunglasses hut impersonating Horatio.
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*bursts out laughing* :lol: :lol: Oh WOW that's way to clear in my head... :lol: And what's also funny is that i've actually done that with a couple friends of mine in Rhode Island. B) Anyways, love this line. :lol:

Awesome, jsut awesome updates Geni!! :D *hugs*
 
Oh my GOD. I was just waiting for Speed to be taken shopping by his brother- the not-as-fashionally challenged, better looking, more awesome brother. That was hysterically hilarious- love it!

Anni: *runs in* Sorry I'm late! Katie wanted to buy me flowers and a cake but we ended up at the sunglasses hut impersonating Horatio.
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That's fun! I was actually in PE today and my friends were talking about TV shows and one mentioned that she's obsessed with CSI:M- first person at my school I've ever heard say they like the show. So we spent the hours discussing the reasons we loved the show, even with it's gaping plot holes, and reciting one-liners/impersonating Horatio. Sunnies of Justice, baby.

Awesome updates! :D
 
:lol:

Thanks for the reviews everyone! :)

We'll find out what's on page 29 in the near future. Mwhaha.

All y'all are awesome, thanks again for taking the time to read!

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Hospital

Horatio: *walks in* Jess?

Jess: *opens eyes*

Horatio: Have I disturbed you?

Jess: I was sleeping.

Horatio: I apologize.

Jess: So what do you want?

Horatio: I wanted to see if you were feeling better.

Jess: Not really.

Horatio: Is there anything I can do?

Jess: Leaving?

Horatio: ...Okay. No problem. *leaves*

Jess: *turns over*

Cafeteria

Horatio: *walks over*

Delko: Hey. That was a quick visit.

Horatio: That it was.

Delko: I take it she didn't want to talk.

Horatio: She seemed tired.

Delko: You think she's mad at you.

Horatio: It had crossed my mind.

Delko: Yeah well, she hasn't spoken to me much lately anyway.

Horatio: Maybe it would be best to give her some room.

Delko: Probably. I mean, she kind of rushed into everything and almost got killed. Plus Alena was shot right in front of her.

Horatio: How are you handling that, by the way?

Delko: As well as can be expected. I'm not about to jump around in circles singing 'YMCA' but I'm dealing.

Horatio: ...I would be a little scared if you did.

Delko: *laughs*

Apartment

Anni: *grabs toys* Okay I have to get this all cleaned up.

Speed: *reading newspaper*

Anni: Tim.

Speed: Mhm.

Anni: What are you doing?

Speed: Looking for a job.

Anni: Find anything good?

Speed: Unless by good you mean 'yacht washer' or 'hotel maid', then yeah.

Anni: You'd look cute in the little maid uniform.

Speed: *rolls eyes*

Anni: Ever think about buying a house?

Speed: Why, we're never home.

Anni: Oh I don't know, maybe to make it look like we're not on welfare.

Speed: We could be pretty soon if I don't find a job.

Anni: Hey! What about being a model?

Speed: *looks up from paper*

Anni: Yeah you're not that good looking. I don't think the agencies want that rugged sex machine look.

Speed: Are you okay?

Anni: I'm fine. Just cleanin' the mess.

Knock on door is heard

Anni: It's open!

Katie: *opens door* Heeeeeeeeeeere's KATIE!

Anni: Good, help me clean.

Speed: Uh, what's she doing here?

Anni: She's going to help me make dinner. I need to learn how to cook.

Katie: That's right.

Speed: You can't learn to cook by going to a restaurant?

Katie: Hey what happened to you? You're hot again.

Speed: *looks down at paper*

Katie: Fine, ignore me. So Anni we gotta prepare for your little bundle of fun SO it's going to take me 9 months to re-decorate.

Anni: Well I was actually hoping to get a new house before then.

Katie: Oh. What kind of house?

Anni: *smiles* Something like a country cottage. And I want one of those little bird feeders on the big oak tree in the front yard and a swing a-

Katie: What are you, 80?

Anni: I've always wanted a cottage. And one of those red tricycles in the front yard just lying there to kind of give it a homey feel and and and in the kitchen I want a cookie jar and OH! a hammock in the backyard.

Katie: ...I'm sure we can fit that all in but don't you want something fun like a stripper pole or monkey bars?

Anni: How about a fireplace?

Katie: In Miami?

Anni: Well actually I wanted to move up north somewhere like Vermont or Montana. And I want some horses.

Katie: ...Where is my best friend and what have you done with the body?

Anni: I've just been thinking a lot about it lately.

Katie: Obviously. You don't plan on spending this fairy tail with your boyfriend do you?

Anni: I don't have a boyfriend.

Katie: Well the guy you slept with. What was his name? Warren something?

Speed: *lifts head*

Anni: You know what Katie, I need some ingredients from the freezer in the laundry room, how about you go get it. *pushes Katie*

Katie: You have a freezer in your laundry room? COOL! *runs*

Anni: *shuts door*

Speed: I thought you didn't know the guy.

Anni: I met him a while before the 'hook up' but it doesn't matter. It happened, it's over, the end. We move on.

Speed: *grabs cellphone from table*

Anni: What are you doing with my phone?

Speed: Huh. 122 calls from this Warren. They span over a month.

Anni: *scratches head* Um, okay this looks worse than it really is. And HEY you cheated on ME.

Speed: No I haven't.

Anni: ...Oh. Right. Look I just didn't want you to be angry with me. And it's not like you haven't been all ga ga over Katie.

Speed: I told you the truth that I cared about her, she's the mother of my child. I'm not about to go shack up with her.

Anni: *crosses arms* You come home, you have a beer, you eat dinner and you go to bed. Sometimes you don't even come home because you're at the lab running something through some machine God help it if it can't sit there alone at night without you. And now that you've been fired, all you do is hang out with our friends and pretend like nothing's wrong. You ever think I might be tired of living with an emotionless zombie?

Speed: *stands, throws phone* Everything's gotta be one god damn problem after the next with you! Maybe if you spent less time bitching at me, I'D GIVE YOU THE TIME OF DAY!

Anni: DON'T YOU SCREAM AT ME!

Katie: *opens door a crack*

Speed: HOW THE HELL WERE YOU SNEAKING AROUND WITH SOME GUY FOR A MONTH!

Anni: EASY, YOU NEVER PAY ATTENTION! YOU'RE ALWAYS WITH YOUR LITTLE BITCH DAUGHTER! MAYBE YOU 'CARE' A LITTLE TOO MUCH ABOUT HER TOO!

Speed: *glares*

Anni: *stares at Speed*

Katie: *walks out* Time out, yeesh. By the way Anni, you're out of bread. I think we all need to cool our heels and just stop screaming. Now I have very sensitive ears and things like this just aggrevate the membrane up there. You're both unhappy, I get it. Between you and me Anni, I'd be screamin' at him too. But I digress.

Speed: ...

Anni: ...

Katie: Now we all said some things we didn't mean. I mean, well I didn't because I was looking for stuff in the freezer but I don't want to see a body in there anytime soon. That would actually be the coolest thing for the landlord to find.

Anni: *sigh* Katie, maybe you should just go.

Katie: No way. You two are having problems and I'm not leaving my best friend alone with him.

Anni: *rubs forehead* He's not going to hurt me.

Katie: Did you take a look at your phone? He hurt that.

Anni: Katie, get out.

Katie: Okay but don't say I didn't warn ya. *leaves*

Anni: ...I'm so sorry Tim.

Speed: Anni, I love you.

Anni: *lifts brow*

Speed: You could have talked to me instead of running off with some guy.

Anni: Yeah but I didn't. I understand if you want to just call this whole marriage thing quits.

Speed: I don't and I never will. I'm sorry for getting angry with you. *scoffs* You did want to see more emotion, right?

Anni: *smirks*

TBC......................
 
Anni and Speed are screaming at one another again....what a surprise but I did like this part:

Speed: *reading newspaper*

Anni: Tim.

Speed: Mhm.

Anni: What are you doing?

Speed: Looking for a job.

Anni: Find anything good?

Speed: Unless by good you mean 'yacht washer' or 'hotel maid', then yeah.

Anni: You'd look cute in the little maid uniform.

Speed: *rolls eyes*
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Brilliant I could just see his face when she said that! :lol:
I'm glad Jess is okay now she had us worried there for a bit. :)

thanks for the updates Geni, more soon please. :D
 
Geni...boy when they fight...They fight! But, there's gotta be something said to fight like cats and dogs, and be able to make up. It's called devotion, and it's so cute on Speed:lol: I love that he's committed to trying to work it out with Anni:D

On the flip side, Jess , I think is just going through the stages she needs to go through to deal with all that has happened. I'm surprised she hasn't had a nuclear breakdown- I mean, losing my daughter, right in front of my eyes would make me snap in the worst way. I'm looking for a meltdown anytime now...


Excellent work! ....And pg 29....still waiting :D
 
Katie: What are you, 80?

No, but Horatio is. ;) (I'm kidding Lora!)

Wow the Speedle's fight dirty. Dirrty.

Katie as a referee in a fight that involves Anni and Speed. Usually it's Speed as the referee and Katie and Anni going at it. :lol:

Poor Jess, though. I mean.. she needs to talk to someone. If she doesn't then her emotions are going to build and build and build until BOOM!! She explodes... and I'd hate to be the person she explodes on.

Great update, Geni.
 
Wooooo, go you!

This was great! You amaze me sometimes, oh and I must write up your critique, remind me later :lol: I'll forget. :D

Get scribbling my love

Jodie x
 
Speed: Huh. 122 calls from this Warren. They span over a month.
Anni: *scratches head* Um, okay this looks worse than it really is. And HEY you cheated on ME.
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Oh ho ho....you're in for it Katie. Done for. Done. For.

Wow there was capitals in the arguement and everything! Even with Speed. *long whistle* Gotta blow the steam off some time eh?

Happilyhappy said:
Katie: What are you, 80?

No, but Horatio is. ;) (I'm kidding Lora!)
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*does Horatio frown* Do you WANT me to chase you again? Because i will! ( :lol: )
 
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