Road Trip! The Final Frontier.

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Yay for being untwisted! :D

Aw thanks Lora. *blush* LOL by the way, great sig banner. ;)

Thanks for the reviews everyone!

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California, outside police station--two days later

Jess: *sits on bench*

Mason: *walks over*

Jess: *looks up*

Mason: Looks like your husband saved the day.

Jess: Yeah. No thanks to you. I can't believe you were going to kill me.

Mason: I think you can believe it.

Jess: Why are you so angry with me? I never hurt you.

Correctional bus pulls up

Horatio: *walks over*

Jess: Aren't you even sorry for killing Alena?

Mason: *looks at Horatio*

Horatio: Time to go.

Mason: *places hands behind back*

Horatio: *takes out cuffs*

Jess: *stands* Mason, answer me.

Mason: *walks onto bus*

Bus doors close

Jess: Did he tell you anything?

Horatio: He only spoke to his lawyers.

Jess: About a deal? For turning himself in, right?

Horatio: Well as it turns out, he took the death penalty.

Jess: What?

Horatio: He didn't want a deal.

Jess: *sigh* He used to be such a good guy, y'know? He used to take care of me.

Horatio: People change.

Jess: I never thought he would.

Horatio: *places hand on Jess' shoulder*

Jess: *turns around, hugs Horatio*

Horatio: *blinks*

Hummerhome, highway

Everyone: ...

Horatio: *turns on signal light*

Calleigh: *staring down at map*

Ryan: *balancing spoon on nose*

Speed: *reading newspaper*

Delko: *farts*

Everyone: *looks at Eric*

Delko: You try keeping it in on a 12 hour flight.

TBC..................
 
oh awww... what a bittersweet moment for Jess. And incidentally, Mason. Too bad he was an ass for over half his appearance- I'd feel kinda sorry for him, but as it stands, he doesn't have any remorse for killing Alena, so...yeah... off to deathrow you go[Mason]

I'm glad that Jess gave Horatio that hug...it was needed. And , it's a relief to see the old Delko coming back (even though, i suspect with just a little bit less immaturity).

Loved the update:)
 
Ah, the easiest way to add more awkwardness to a situation. Fart loudly and try to make an excuse.

Well done Geni!!! Keep going.
 
:lol: Of course Eric had to be the one to fart. Although I must say, that kind of is the way to un-awkwardness the situation. Yes, I know my vocabulary is so broad. :grin:
 
Hummerhome, highway
Everyone: ...
Horatio: *turns on signal light*
Calleigh: *staring down at map*
Ryan: *balancing spoon on nose*
Speed: *reading newspaper*
Delko: *farts*
Everyone: *looks at Eric*
Delko: You try keeping it in on a 12 hour flight.
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Man i would of actually been nice if the chapter ended quietly like that. *sigh* Delkotorsky.... :rolleyes:

Thanks for the update Geni! (Btw, watch STV today? :lol: )
 
Man... that was AWESOME.

I love a farting nuisance that interrupts peace. Way to go Eric.

And Ryan with a spoon. For some reason I can see that.

Loved it Geni. Update soon, purdy please. *ooh shiny*
 
Brilliant, especially Delko interrupting the 'awkward silence'... completely unneeded, but oh well, it's Delko we're talking about here. The same guy who mourned for his daughter only a few updates ago...

Great job! Can't wait for our development!! :D (*ahem* and a chapter... hehe, yeah.)
 
I've just been catching up with the roadtrip, I've been in bed with the flu all week but I'm feeling better now. :( :)

You've certainly surprised me in this roadtrip, you're not afraid to take risks at killing any of the characters poor Alena. That Mason was a real bastard (excuse the language) how could he kill a child like that? :mad: I hope he rots in hell!!. :mad: I loved that little tender moment between Jess and Delko too. :)

You've done a great job on this roadtrip Geni so far, I can't wait for the next installment. :D

and by the way 'Happy New Year' to everyone here. :p
 
:eek: You see what happens when I don't post...Wait, does that mean that I'm the only one who hasn't had children die on me? Eep. *grabs fake children and runs far far away from Geni and her keyboard* Don't get any ideas now! *waves finger*

Poor Alena :( And poor little Jake... So I believe thats every Speedle child that has died, even if they didn't really die. Yikes.

Aw, I still luff it though *huggles RT* Thanks for the wonderful writing Geni!

And HAPPY belated NEW YEAR EVERYONE! *throws confetti everywhere*
 
Don't worry Carly, I won't kill your fake children. :D *huggles Ethan and Cait*

That reminds me. CARLY! MY AUSSIE COUNTERPART! *glomps*

I'm glad you're feeling better calleighspeedle. Take care of yourself, hun. :)

Ah yes farts often aleviate all sorts of tension. :p

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Miami--two days later

Lora: WHY AM I IN MIAMI! HOW DID I GET HERE!

Colton: We drugged you so you wouldn't kill us.

Horatio: Relax Lora, we're here for Alena's memorial service. Then we'll be on our way to Vermont to go skiing.

Speed: Sorry H, I don't ski.

Horatio: You do now.

Speed: I can't ski.

Katie: You're a weiner.

Speed: *looks at Katie*

Katie: You're just out of shape.

Speed: I'm not out of shape.

Horatio: Guys...

Delko: Why is there beer at the memorial service? And balloons that say 'Happy Anniversary'?

Lilly: I organized the whole thing and I had a budget.

Delko: Oh. Isn't beer expensive?

Speed: I'm not complaining.

Jess: *starts to cry*

Delko: What? What is it?

Jess: Why is it behind the lab?

Lilly: Location, location, location.

Jess: You're all pieces of crap.

Delko: Jess, they're just trying to help.

Jess: I lost my daughter and everyone's drinking beer.

Katie: Beats being sad.

Delko: She's right. Let's think of this as a happy thing. Celebrate her life.

Jess: What life? *stands, walks away*

Delko: Wait, Jess! *leaves*

Katie: Weiners.

Speed: Stop calling people weiners.

Katie: You're a weiner.

Speed: I'm not a weiner.

Katie: Fine. You're a sausage.

Speed: Stop being a child.

Colton: I just suddenly became very hungry.

Lora: Why did that conversation just sound dirty to me?

Colton: Because you have a dirty mind.

Katie: Hey Anni!

Anni: Hm? *looks at Katie*

Katie: You haven't said anything in a while.

Anni: I'm tired.

Katie: Oh yeah that little secret you told me about.

Speed: *looks at Katie*

Katie: What, like you're the only one that can cheat on someone?

Lora: Who cheated on someone?

Anni: No one. Shut up and drink your beer.

Speed: *whispers* You told her?

Anni: *whispers* I tell her everything.

Speed: ...She didn't tell you everything when we were together, right?

Anni: Oh she did. *smiles* The benefits of being the best friend. I mean come on, you tell Eric everything, right?

Speed: No.

Anni: Really?

Speed: Yes, really.

Anni: ...Why?

Speed: Because I'm not you.

Anni: *slaps Speed*

Speed: *wraps arm around Anni*

Anni: *smiles*

Speed: *kisses Anni's cheek*

Katie: Oh puke.

Near large tree

Jess: They're turning it into another farce.

Delko: This is the only way these people know how to help. You can't get angry at them for trying.

Jess: You know what, maybe I should have brought Alena back to California.

Delko: Where you're alone? Jess, everyone here cares about you. They might show it in weird ways but the love is there.

Jess: From you too?

Delko: You know I love you.

Jess: *lifts brows* No, I didn't know that.

Delko: I've already lost my little girl, I don't want to lose you too.

Jess: *stares at Eric*

Other side of lawn

Horatio: That isn't how you play cricket.

Lora: Shut up. This isn't about rules.

Horatio: It's not like golf though.

Lora: I said shut up.

Carly: I don't think you're supposed to use a nine iron.

Lora: You shut up too. *swings club*

club breaks in half

Lora: OW! OW! JESUS THESE BALLS ARE HUGE!

Everyone: *looks at Lora*

Lora: Oh grow up.

TBC..............
 
Great update, I can sense a little tension between Katie and Anni again or is it just me?.

I love Lori, she is becoming more and more like her father everyday (attitude wise) ha ha.

Horatio: That isn't how you play cricket.

Lora: Shut up. This isn't about rules.

Horatio: It's not like golf though.

Lora: I said shut up.

Carly: I don't think you're supposed to use a nine iron.

Lora: You shut up too. *swings club*

club breaks in half

Lora: OW! OW! JESUS THESE BALLS ARE HUGE!

Everyone: *looks at Lora*

Lora: Oh grow up.
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and it is nice seeing a more sensitive side to Delko, usually a little childish but he really cares for Jess, it's so sweet.

Delko: Where you're alone? Jess, everyone here cares about you. They might show it in weird ways but the love is there.

Jess: From you too?

Delko: You know I love you.

Jess: *lifts brows* No, I didn't know that.

Delko: I've already lost my little girl, I don't want to lose you too.

Jess: *stares at Eric*
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That reminds me. CARLY! MY AUSSIE COUNTERPART! *glomps*
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*is glomped* hee! I am so Australian...

Awww, poor Jess and Delko. Way to go RT weiners! Wait, I am one of those weiners :lol:

And seriously H, cricket? At least ask me how to play...*points to self* Australian! Aussies love their cricket, especially their beach cricket. Which coincedently is cricket played on the beach :lol: Even though I truly suck and can't play to save my life (despite the fact I was on the schools team...not sure how that happened...)

please update soon! (You know me, even when I stay away, I can't stay away :p)
 
Lora: WHY AM I IN MIAMI! HOW DID I GET HERE!
Colton: We drugged you so you wouldn't kill us.
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Oh well NOW we're all thinking about staying alive huh?! Everywhere else we don't think about all the dangers and criminals we surround ourselves with, but when it comes to me everyone knows what to do. :lol: I'm not actually flipping out by the way.

Lora: OW! OW! JESUS THESE BALLS ARE HUGE!
Everyone: *looks at Lora*
Lora: Oh grow up.
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*bursts out laughing* :lol: :lol: x 10000 *laughing* OH MY GOSH *more laughing* I know i'm Christian and all but that was too funny. WAY too funny. Geni you ought to try stand-up. :lol: :lol:

And i love that little tender moment with Eric and Jess. *awws*

Thanks for the update Gen! :D Fantasticlastical work!
 
:lol: I couldn't stop laughing when I read this. Especially when Katie calls Speed a wiener and a sausage. I think you know why too.

And Jess and Eric, poor guys. I feel sorry for them. The trippers (hee. did i just insinuate that we are high?:lol:)are only doing what they do best, bring the best out of every situation. Yeah, it was bad for Lilly to worry more about the beer than the appropriate decorations, but still.

And Lora. :lol: The girl is NUTS. *hides from Lora*

Oh man, I can't wait for more. :lol:
 
:lol: Nuts.

:devil:

See what MSN does to us Heather? It's why it takes me so long to post chapters.

*gaspage* You SO did insinuate y'all are high. I wonder how calling them Trippers would blow over with people. :lol: They might get a different kind of reputation.

Lora, I don't know about standup. :lol: No one would understand my sense of humour, heh.

>.> <.< *ties Carly down to the thread* Mwaha.

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Near fence

Lilly: *picking up cups*

Ryan: Hey need any help cleaning up?

Lilly: Nah, I can handle a few cups.

Ryan: How about the bottles of beer everywhere?

Lilly: Yeah go for it. I don't feel like smelling like a brewery.

Ryan: *grabs beer bottles* You know, I think it's good what you did here. I mean, no one else would have planned anything. Even if Jess is mad.

Lilly: I actually think I cared more about what Eric thought.

Ryan: ....Well that's a scary thought.

Lilly: *laughs* I don't know, he's just become more...Intimidating.

Ryan: You mean more like Speed.

Lilly: See people keep assuming that.

Ryan: How come you don't find ME intimidating.

Lilly: *smiles* Because you're not.

Ryan: *laughs* Ouch.

Lilly: Don't worry, I still wuv you. *kisses Ryan's nose*

Near large tree

Jess: *leans against tree*

Katie: Carly! Come teach me to play cricket!

Carly: You've been playing it for two hours.

Katie: Yeah but I want to play it properly now.

Lora: Isn't this kind of like Polio?

Carly: I think you mean Polo. And no.

Jess: *clutches chest*

Speed: *looks over at Jess*

Katie: No but seriously do we have to use these stupid sticks?

Carly: You can't play the game with whatever you want.

Katie: Maybe I want to make a new game. We'll call it Polio.

Lora: I LIKE IT!

Jess: *sits on grass*

Katie: How come almost every sport that a man has made involves hitting a ball? It's like they're transfixed on it.

Carly: I don't know, I'm not a guy.

Lora: You're married to one. Go ask him.

Carly: I'm pretty sure I wouldn't get a straight answer. He's gay.

Lora: But...You guys have kids.

Carly: So?

Katie: I thought he said he wasn't gay.

Carly: That's what he says to you guys.

Katie: Wow. So that means I can get some hand cream from him?

Lora: He sells hand cream? I could go for some. Wait, is he hot?

Carly: I think you've met him.

Lora: I'll be the judge of that.

Katie: No wonder he wears nice clothes and is always clean shaven.

Carly: *rolls eyes* Can we concentrate on the game now?

Katie: Fine.

Speed: *walks away*

Carly: Now Katie, you can't hit people with the stick.

Katie: How else do you expect me to get Lora out of the way?

Carly: You're supposed to wait your turn.

Katie: That's not a sport.

Carly: Chess is a sport.

Katie: Chess is for losers.

Few feet away

Speed: Hey Eric.

Delko: Yeah?

Speed: Something's wrong with Jess.

Delko: What do you mean?

Speed: She's over by the tree.

Delko: *walks away*

Near tree

Delko: Jess? *kneels* Are you okay?

Jess: Um...*clears throat* I think so. You ever have that feeling where your heart stops and then starts again and then beats against your chest and then you get shooting pains everywhere?

Delko: No.

Jess: Well then nevermind.

Delko: You need to go to a hospital.

Jess: I'm fine.

Delko: Does your left arm hurt?

Jess: I thought it was because of the infection.

Delko: *grabs Jess* No, it's called a heart attack.

Jess: What? I'm not having a heart attack. *sits back down* Ow, okay maybe I am.

Delko: Ryan!

Ryan: *runs over* Yeah?

Delko: Can you call 9-1-1?

Ryan: Uh, the last I checked, yeah.

Delko: No, I mean call it.

Ryan: Something wrong?

Delko: Yes.

Ryan: Finally, some action. *grabs cellphone from pocket*

Jess: You guys don't need to fuss. I'll be fine. See? I feel alright.

Delko: Speed!

Speed: *walks over* Yeah.

Delko: Do you have any aspirin on you?

Speed: There's some in the Hummer. I'll go get it. *walks away*

Katie: *runs over* Who's dying?

Jess: Apparently I am.

Lora: Oh sweet, can I watch?

Everyone: *looks at Lora*

Lora: That actually sounded better in my head.

Carly: Where'd Horatio run off to?

Delko: I think he's in the lab.

Carly: That's a first.

Jess: Arg, why is all the crap happening to me?

Lora: The universe likes you.

Jess: Wonderful.

Katie: Hey I'm just glad it's not happening to me for once.

TBC...................
 
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