Road Trip! The Final Frontier.

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Ryan: *runs over* Yeah?

Delko: Can you call 9-1-1?

Ryan: Uh, the last I checked, yeah.
Delko: No, I mean call it.

*snickers* That was hilarious. "Last I checked." :lol:

Jess is having a heart attack? :eek: wow.

Don't leave us hanging, darlin.

And hey, I just came up with an excuse to why we act the way we act :p
 
Ryan: *runs over* Yeah?

Delko: Can you call 9-1-1?

Ryan: Uh, the last I checked, yeah.

Delko: No, I mean call it.

Priceless. :lol:

Wow... I hope Jess is going to be okay... too much crap has happened to her. Although 'Apparently I am' and 'finally some action' were hilarious lines.

Aww... Ryan and i are meant to be, see?

Great updates Geni!
 
:eek: Yikes...Jess is having a heart attack! But...but... *gaspage* But I suppose Katie does have a point, it's not her for once... *runs around thread screaming*

And hey! Josh is gay again?! Yeesh, make up your mind already dude. But I suppose this means he did... But hey, Joshie is awesome, so I can't complain. *huggles Joshie* Hee!

please update soon!

*struggles against ropes* But...i have to go to the bathroom!
 
Awesome two updates! I so loved that Lily planned a memorial for Alena at the lab, and while she had a budget, I suppose she did good for what she had to work with.

As always, the team is up to their shaningans, this time the poor sport of cricket becomes their fodder. Kudos to Lora for the best line...:lol:

And poor Jess, not only has she lost Alena, but apparently, now she's suffering a heart attack. Wow, when the universe has it out for you, it really has it out for you. I hope she gets better!

Second best line goes to Ryan with the 'finally, some action ' line. Apparently, heart attacks are full of action, eh? :lol: Absoultely hilarious!

Awesome as always!
 
Katie: *runs over* Who's dying?

Jess: Apparently I am.

Lora: Oh sweet, can I watch?

Everyone: *looks at Lora*

Lora: That actually sounded better in my head.


LOVED that!!! :lol: Another update soon please!
 
And Lora. :lol: The girl is NUTS. *hides from Lora*
But i love you Happy!! *runs after with arms open* :lol: And thank you.

Katie: *runs over* Who's dying?
Jess: Apparently I am.
Lora: Oh sweet, can I watch?
Everyone: *looks at Lora*
Lora: That actually sounded better in my head.
*bursts out laughing* :lol: Oh ho i am so rude in this fic. How in hell am i supposed to sleep with Horatio?

Wow, Jess is having a heart attack. :eek: Maybe stress? With all the things happening to her lately; daughter dying, brother wanting to kill her, etc. It was kind of inevitable i guess. (How old is she anyways?)

Great job with the update Geni! :lol: They always make me laugh. Hope to see another! :D
 
(How old is she anyways?)
Oh, you don't want to ask that :lol: I figured it out that if the adults in this fic actually aged the way the children do, we'd all be about 70 :lol: But we're not!
 
:lol: Well Horatio would be 70. :p The rest would be in their late 30's to mid 50s. It's not as bad as you think Carly. :p Although I try not to go for a direct realism in their ages. Makes headaches less frequent.

Yay! Thanks so much for the reviews everyone. :)

Aw okay Carly, you now have permission to pee. :lol: :p *loosens ropes*

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Behind lab

Delko: *looks at watch* It's been fifteen minutes. Where's this ambulance?

Ryan: The station's down the road.

Delko: *sigh*

Jess: I feel okay Eric.

Delko: I'll drive you myself.

Jess: No, just stop. You're panicking over nothing.

Delko: It's not nothing. We're leaving.

Jess: Can you just give me two minutes? I'm not going to just get up and run.

Delko: I'll carry you.

Jess: Eric, no.

Delko: *picks up Jess*

Jess: AH!

Delko: We're going.

Jess: *sigh* Well who am I to argue.

Delko: *lifts brow*

Jess: Ugh, okay put me down before I have another heart attack.

Delko: *puts Jess down*

Jess: I can walk.

Heather: He can pick me up if he wants.

Everyone: *looks at Heather*

Heather: ...Or not.

Jess: *leans back against tree* You know what, maybe we should just wait a few more minutes.

Delko: What, what's wrong?

Jess: I'm just uh, kind of lightheaded.

Lora: Sometimes I feel that way when the sun hits Horatio in just the right way. *sigh*

Everyone: *looks at Lora*

Lora: I'M TRYING TO LIGHTEN THE SITUATION. Sue me.

Sirens are heard

Delko: Good, okay let's go. *grabs Jess*

Eric/Jess leave

Carly: I hope she's okay.

Lora: Pfft she'll be fine. None of us could possibly die. We're too important.

Carly: I don't think death works that way.

Lora: Sure it does.

Carly: Stop assuming everything works the way you say it does.

Lora: Someone's a crab apple.

SUV pulls up

Carly: Well gee finally.

Katie: Is that Josh?

Carly: Yeah he was supposed to be here AN HOUR AGO.

Josh: *closes truck door* Sorry, I was called away. *walks over*

Lora: *smiles* My my my, we have not met.

Josh: Not formally at least.

Lora: Well then, I'm Lora. I'm the awesome road tripper.

Josh: *laughs* I see.

Lora: Oh and he has a nice smile.

Carly: I thought you were after Horatio.

Lora: All in its own time dear.

Katie: I WANT HAND CREAM I WANT HAND CREAM!

Josh: Oh pefect because there's a bunch in the back of my truck.

Katie: You own a truck?

Lora: *pushes Katie* She's just being silly.

Josh: And...Truthful?

Lora: OH MAN Carly was serious? Ugh. Well damn.

Katie: *rubs arm* Ow.

Lora: *smiles* So sailor, do you have a last name? *winks*

Josh: Sailor?

Lora: OH no no, I didn't mean to offend. You know, it was just a general statement. Sailors are very manly people, well unless they're women and in that case they aren't manly. I personally love sailors. Hardy har har...Arrrrr. *laughs* Um...*coughs* I totally just made the gay man mad at me didn't I?

Josh: Don't worry about it Lora.

Lora: Can I poke you?

Josh: What?

Lora: NO! No I didn't mean it like that! Ugh, okay so like I know this isn't some kind of zoo. Gay people are good people. Not any different from the rest of us. *sigh* I just keep diggin'. I've just never met one of you. HEY can we go shopping? Wait, why are you still married? YOU'RE LIVING A LIE! Date Colton, he's available.

Colton: No he's not.

Carly: Okay I think we've all had fun with the stereotypes and it's been a big laugh but how about we all knock it off for a while.

Josh: *hands keys to Carly* Your new truck awaits.

Carly: Thank you. What are you driving home?

Lora: HAHA!

Carly: *rolls eyes*

Josh: I have a car out front.

Carly: Good. Did you need me to pick up Ethan from school?

Josh: I actually just came from there. His principal wanted a word.

Carly: *sigh* He didn't hurt anyone, did he?

Josh: Not seriously.

Carly: And I suppose you've been his friend more than his father.

Lora: OOOOOOOOOH.

Josh: There's nothing stopping you from punishing him.

Carly: You have custody of him.

Josh: It doesn't mean you can't be a parent.

Carly: *frowns*

Lora: Fight! Fight! Fight! F-

Katie: *covers Lora's mouth*

Carly: Ugh. *walks away*

Josh: *smiles* So anyway, where were we?

Colton: Having a memorial service.

Lora: Yeah it was a blast. I played cricket.

Katie: You hit me in the head with the stick.

Lora: That's because you hit me first.

Katie: Can I have the hand cream now?

Josh: Sure, this way ladies.

Lora: Wee! He called me a lady.

Near truck

Josh: Now I have 5 different kinds but those all have sub variations.

Katie: Oooh what's the best smelling?

Josh: Morning dew but I hear roasted melon is great.

Katie: How can you roast a melon?

Josh: Honey you can roast anything.

Katie: I see. *opens lid* WHEW that smells weird.

Josh: Here, try this one. *hands over container*

Katie: *sniffs* OH I LIKE IT IT SMELLS LIKE PEACHES!

Josh: It's called Peach.

Katie: YAY! *hugs Josh* I love peaches.

Josh: *laughs*

Lora: Okay so do you have any men's products? I want to get Horatio something.

Josh: Yeah there's plenty here.

Katie: Why do you want to get Horatio something? His birthday isn't for three weeks.

Lora: Yeah and I want to be prepared before the rest of you losers. Something that smells good please.

Josh: Well what does he like? Because I have uh...*grabs box* Forest fresh, tropical breeze, new car smell...Okay that one didn't belong there.

Katie: I think he'd like new car smell.

Lora: *slaps Katie*

Katie: OW.

Josh: Oh hun, you should go with this one. *lifts box* Venice waterfall. It's simply fabulous.

Lora: *smiles* Oooh. *grabs box*

Katie: What does it smell like?

Lora: *sniffs* ...A waterfall. THIS IS AMAZING!

Josh: It really is. See, I use this one. *grabs box*

Katie: *sniffs* WHOA.. You should NOT be wearing this.

Josh: Why?

Katie: Because I like it too much.

Josh: So buy it for your significant other.

Katie: Oh I don't have one.

Josh: So buy it for people you'd like to be your significant other. *elbows Katie*

Katie: *smiling* Shut up.

Lora: What, like Speed? Pssh, it'll never happen.

Katie: Lora you ruin everything.

Lora: What you do is go for a hot brother.

Josh: He's not available.

Lora: How would you know? You dating him or something?

Josh: *laughs*

Katie: This is his brother.

Lora: NO.

Katie: Yes.

Lora: *tilts head* But...But...You're so nice.

Josh: Thank you.

Lora: SPEEDLE!

Speed: *looks over* Yeah!

Lora: Make like your brother and start dating dudes.

Speed: I'm happy with my wife, thanks.

Lora: Pssh. Loser.

Josh: So girls, the fragrances go for 25 dollars a piece.

Lora: I'll give ya 10 bucks.

Josh: Okay, let me empty three quarters of the container then.

Lora: See I knew he'd pull sarcasm at some point. I KNEW IT.

Josh: How about 20.

Lora: I'll give you 15.

Josh: 18.

Lora: 17.

Josh: You don't have an extra dollar?

Lora: Of course I do, I'm just cheap.

Josh: Okay, 17 dollars it is. But you owe me.

Lora: Like what?

Josh: You have to sell two containers of hand cream.

Lora: No problem. Katie, want to buy hand cream?

Katie: Not from you.

Heather: *runs over* I heard hand cream. I want some.

Lora: I have some for you.

Heather: No, I want it from Josh.

Katie: Well Lora has to pay him back so she has to sell it.

Heather: I don't care.

Josh: It doesn't really matter who sells it.

Missy: *runs over* I hear you're selling hand cream. Me wants, like NOW.

Katie: Wow, this entire thing was in earshot the whole time, what changed?

Missy: *extends hand*

Heather: Josh can I try some samples?

Josh: Sure. *reaches down into truck*

Heather: YAY! *jumps up and down*

Josh: *grabs box* Okay, these ones are all the samples for the Desire collection.

Heather: OH I want to be desired! I want to be desired!

Josh: I think this one would suit you.

Heather: Desert wind? I'm a desert wind?

Josh: You radiate with beauty under the evening sun.

Heather: *oggling* Oooh I like that.

Lora: I WANT IT! SCREW YOU! I'll give you half a paperclip and a piece of lint. My final offer.

TBC........................
 
Lora: I WANT IT! SCREW YOU! I'll give you half a paperclip and a piece of lint. My final offer.

LMAO!

Heather: OH I want to be desired! I want to be desired!

Josh: I think this one would suit you.

Heather: Desert wind? I'm a desert wind?

Josh: You radiate with beauty under the evening sun.

Heather: *oggling* Oooh I like that.


Why are all the gay ones the smooth talkers? *sigh* If a straight man said that to me I'd be putty in his hands.

Heather: He can pick me up if he wants.

Everyone: *looks at Heather*

Heather: ...Or not.


Why is it that I hardly say anything, but when I do I shove my foot in my mouth? Eh. story of my life.

At least my foot didn't travel as far as Lora's did. LMAO. That was pure gold.

Great update. That was purely.. classic.
 
Aw yay! Josh is the epitome of all awesome - gay or not gay :D but Ethan is still a little hellraiser? Well thats obviously because I don't have custody - if I had custody, he'd be totally Australian instead of American like he is :p Cait is still a little Aussie, so she's all "mum" and "g'day" and whatnot *squee* They are so cute...even if they're not real :p

:lol: Josh and his handcream *sigh* Did I mention he is the epitome of all awesomeness? I'd buy handcream from him...even though I'm technically still married to him.

Ah wonderful update... :D
 
:lol: Well Horatio would be 60.
Ew! Geni! Don't say that! 1st, he's not 70. You make it sound like he's Hugh Hefner or something. Women wanting to sleep with some old guy...

Jess: I'm just uh, kind of lightheaded.
Lora: Sometimes I feel that way when the sun hits Horatio in just the right way. *sigh*
Everyone: *looks at Lora*
*thrown head back* Ha! Ha ha! :lol: Ah you never cease to amaze me with you genius mind Gen.

Josh: *closes truck door* Sorry, I was called away. *walks over*
Lora: *smiles* My my my, we have not met.
Josh: Not formally at least.
Lora: Well then, I'm Lora. I'm the awesome road tripper.
Josh: *laughs* I see.
Lora: Oh and he has a nice smile.
Carly: I thought you were after Horatio.
Lora: All in its own time dear.
No! NO! NO LORA NO!! For the love of everything good and holy Lora..! *sigh* Sometimes i just can't believe myself. The things you make me do Geni. *shakes head*

Lora: NO! No I didn't mean it like that! Ugh, okay so like I know this isn't some kind of zoo. Gay people are good people. Not any different from the rest of us. *sigh* I just keep diggin'. I've just never met one of you. HEY can we go shopping? Wait, why are you still married? YOU'RE LIVING A LIE! Date Colton, he's available.
:lol: Geni, i'm confused. Are you making me nervous around gay Josh because i think he's cute or because i'm Christian? :lol:

Katie: Why do you want to get Horatio something? His birthday isn't for three weeks.
Lora: Yeah and I want to be prepared before the rest of you losers. Something that smells good please.
Josh: Well what does he like? Because I have uh...*grabs box* Forest fresh, tropical breeze, new car smell...Okay that one didn't belong there.
Katie: I think he'd like new car smell.
Lora: *slaps Katie*
:lol: :lol: That's a great line! :lol: "New car smell" *laughs*

Have any of you ever tried that cream, i forget what it's called but one of the main flavour thingies is hemp? It's fantastic! Really. It smells so great and it's very moisturizing. Anyway...

Katie: This is his brother.
Lora: NO.
Katie: Yes.
Lora: *tilts head* But...But...You're so nice.
Josh: Thank you.
Lora: SPEEDLE!
Speed: *looks over* Yeah!
Lora: Make like your brother and start dating dudes.
Speed: I'm happy with my wife, thanks.
Lora: Pssh. Loser.
*laughing* :lol: :lol: Ah Geni you're the best. You really are. :lol: Anyhoo, thanks for having such a quick update that's also friggin' hilarious. :D
 
Geni..that was just too great! Josh returned with a truck full of lotions... I can't believe it. And what is the gist, is he gay or not? Either way about it, he's cooler than cool :lol: And gotta love Lora...you just gotta love her!

Excellent update, Geni!
 
Thanks calleighspeedle. :D

Lora, with the amount of time that has surpassed in this fic, it would be logical to assume he isn't the same age as he is on the show. :lol:

Carly, I thought it was g'day mate. :D Mwaha.

And Anni, yep he's partial to the guys. We'll find out why he even married Carly in the first place.

Thanks for the reviews everyone!

I should have another chapter tomorrow morning--for now, I'm all drugged up on sleep meds and I don't think my chapter would make much sense at the moment. :lol: You have no idea how long it took me to write this, heh. *shakes fist at insomnia*
 
See, I actually worked it out - I have no idea how old Horatio would be, but Speed and I would be at least 60+ (I assume Horatio would be older than we would)

At the beginning of the fic, Speed was early 30s like in the show. Then a few years passed at least before Riley was born, then Lori etc. And Riley around now would be late 20s to early 30s and Lori is what, mid to late 20s? And at one point, it was mentioned that I was the same age as Speed. So, if everyone actually aged as they were supposed to, Speed and I would be 60-70, Katie would be slightly younger, and the original characters would be around the same age. I assume that those introduced later would be younger, at least in this progression.

But hey, we don't age like that, so all this is irrelevent :lol:

(And yes, I know how sad it is that I actually remember these things, and that I actually worked that out...what? I'm weird remember?)

And yes Geni, it is "g'day mate" (funny thing is, no-one actually says that unless we're trying to sound cliche Australian...)

And Anni, yep he's partial to the guys. We'll find out why he even married Carly in the first place.
-_- Just for the record, I'm not liking the implication of that sentence :lol: Implies that I'm a - OK MOVING ON... :lol: (Or that I'm just so good-looking that even gay guys can't help but fall in love with me :lol:)

can't wait for the next update! I hope your insomnia gets better :)
 
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