Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

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  1. BurnedToast

    BurnedToast Coroner

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    Brass: "Come on, you know you wanna go out."
    Sara: "Uh...No thanks."
    Brass: "Actually, I was talking to Greg."
    Greg: o_o;;
     
  2. Guest

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    Grissom: There are just so many times I look in the mirror and I think, "You're a damn good looking man, Gil."
    Nick: You are.
    Grissom: Aw, shux. *blushes*
     
  3. hollie

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    Haha. I love the Superstar ones! Best movie, ever. My mom hates it though. These are soo funny!!
     
  4. lilbug

    lilbug CSI Level Two

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    THE TREE! hahahahahahha Sara as a nun! I sure would like to see that. Actually I would like to see both her and Catherine in a convent as nuns. mwhwhhahha Good quote!
     
  5. diamondgirl

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    i've got another one!!!

    (Doc Robbins is in the morgue ,standing in front of a dead body)
    Doc Robbins: *singing* Da-da-da-another one bites the dust,
    da-da-da-another one bites the dust,
    and another one does ,and another does,
    another bites the dust!
     
  6. ladyhunter

    ladyhunter Head of the Swing Shift

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    I've got one too
    Grissom to Nick and Greg

    Guys, do you ever get that "not so fresh feeling?"
    He he he :lol:
     
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    Hodges (dancing and singing): Let's talk about sex baby, let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be. Let's talk about sex.
    Grissom (walks in and witnesses this. In Austin Power's voice-): Oh, behave.
     
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    Ecklie(in wicked witch voice to Griss) I'll get you my pretty, and your little bugs too!

    Sara(singing)I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want...
    Gris: Well, let me give you what you want, right now. *kisses her*
     
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    Grissom:(in his office with the radio on full blast On the radio they're paying JC Chasez "All day long I dream about sex.)
    All day long I dream about sex
    And all night long I think about sex
    And all the time I think about sex with you, with you
    All day long I dream about sex
    And all night long I think about sex
    And all the time I think about sex with you, with you

    Sara,Cathrine,and all the girls from the lab come in his office. "Grissom you wanted Us to meet you in you're office."

    Grissom shuts radio off scurringly. "I didn't call you guys."

    Nick,Warrick,and Greg near the window tell Grissom to rephase his wording. Grissom nods and thanx the Guys. "Come on I'm taking ya all out it's on me."

    Nick,Warrick,and Greg smile and take out there Camaras.
    Greg smiles "I wonder how much would a lab girls gone nuts tape will go for." Nick and Warrick hit Greg upside the head and Chase after the girls.
     
  10. nicksarafan2

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    The lab suddenly starts shaking and then it turns into the star command bridge:

    Archie: Captain Grissom we're being hit from all sides by gen,Ecklie!!
    Nick: (with Scottish accent) Capt. I don't think she can take any more!!!

    Yeah that was silly :D

    Or...

    Nick singing in the tune of sir Mix A lots "i like big Butts"

    Grissom likes big bugs and he can not lie
    the other CSI's can't deny
    that when he sees one of those itty bitty things
    with an abdomen in his face, he gets sprung!
    he's hooked and he can't stop staring
    oh buggy he wants to catch you, and take your picture!
    Grissom likes Bugs!

    Oh i'm nutty :D

    and just because I can...

    Grissom: Blah, Blah, Blah, Bugs, blah ,Blah, Blah, Bugs...
    Nick: Grissom shut up!!!!
    :lol:
     
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    We sooo need a lab karaoke night!!!!
     
  12. Dynamo1

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    Grissom: Can he be saved?
    Doc Robbins: I've tried CPR and the paddles, but I'm getting nothing.
    Grissom: Any idea what happened to him?
    Doc Robbins: Yes, he joined the Emmy nominating committee.
    Grissom: Yes, he is gone. No brain activity at all.

    (Maybe I should have warned you to cover your keyboards in case you were drinking something at the time. Sorry about that.)
     
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    Sara: If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops, oh what a rain that would be. Standing outside with my mouth open wide. AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH! If all the rain rain drops were lemon drops and gum drops, oh what a rain that would be.
     
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    Haha, oh my god yes!!
     
  15. ladyhunter

    ladyhunter Head of the Swing Shift

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    That was too funny :)
     

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