Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

Brass: "Come on, you know you wanna go out."
Sara: "Uh...No thanks."
Brass: "Actually, I was talking to Greg."
Greg: o_o;;
 
Grissom: There are just so many times I look in the mirror and I think, "You're a damn good looking man, Gil."
Nick: You are.
Grissom: Aw, shux. *blushes*
 
Lia said:
lilbug said:
Lia said:
If you've watched Superstar, do you remember the OCD guy who had to do everything five times?

(Greg kisses Nick on the cheek)
Nick: Dude, what are you, gay?
Greg: Five times gayer than you think I am. And you've got four more coming.
(Greg kisses Nick four more times)

Ohhh man. I love that movie.
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I LOVE SUPERSTAR! :D

Sara:Sometimes when I'm nervous I stick my hands underneath my armpits, and I SNIFF 'EM!!!


Sara to Greg after their "shower" experience:Your birthmark looks like shit!


Catherine after swimming in a pool with Warrick:*praying to god* Dear God thank you for not telling Warrick I peed in the pool!

Catherine (to a priest getting her sins forgiven and she is expressing her sins in a "monologue": Oh look at you, my pretty little girl, sitting there with your face all painted up in your little halter top, you're nothing but a little slut.
Catherine: Don't call me that! I'm a Puerto Rican lady senor.
Catherine: You're nothing but a little slut, Sybill Ann Dorsett, we know you're a little slut.
Catherine: I'm not a slut. I'm not a slut. I'm not a slut. I'm not a slut. I'M NO SLUT!
*The door to the confessional bursts open and Catherine flies out causing the whole Church to turn and stare at her!


Sara has just gotten really pissed off at Catherine and she starts spazzing out
Catherine:What are you doing??!
Sara:I'm using my telekensis to kill you!


Sophia:These are my BREASTS. They're so BIG. I need a BRA to strap them and support because they're so HUGE they need to be hooked and strapped for support. My big boobs, this one is bigger than this one 'cause is the mommy and that's the baby. And this one is very nice to this one and they hold hands because they're FRIENDS!

Superstar is great!
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LMAO. That last one is probably my favorite line in the movie. hahahahah.

Catherine: [talking to a tree] You're so cute. No, you shut up. [giggles] No, you. No, you. [moves in closer] I'll make you shut up. [kisses the tree.]
[Sara (as a nun, lol) clears her throat]
Catherine: Umm.. I'm just doing my part to save the rainforest.
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THE TREE! hahahahahahha Sara as a nun! I sure would like to see that. Actually I would like to see both her and Catherine in a convent as nuns. mwhwhhahha Good quote!
 
diamondgirl said:
Nick: Grissom's got a gun,
Grissom's got a gun,
Ecklie's on the run,
So what made Grissom snap?,
was he tired of Ecklie's crap?
Grissom's got a gun...
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i've got another one!!!

(Doc Robbins is in the morgue ,standing in front of a dead body)
Doc Robbins: *singing* Da-da-da-another one bites the dust,
da-da-da-another one bites the dust,
and another one does ,and another does,
another bites the dust!
 
I've got one too
Grissom to Nick and Greg

Guys, do you ever get that "not so fresh feeling?"
He he he :lol:
 
Hodges (dancing and singing): Let's talk about sex baby, let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be. Let's talk about sex.
Grissom (walks in and witnesses this. In Austin Power's voice-): Oh, behave.
 
Ecklie(in wicked witch voice to Griss) I'll get you my pretty, and your little bugs too!

Sara(singing)I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want...
Gris: Well, let me give you what you want, right now. *kisses her*
 
Grissom:(in his office with the radio on full blast On the radio they're paying JC Chasez "All day long I dream about sex.)
All day long I dream about sex
And all night long I think about sex
And all the time I think about sex with you, with you
All day long I dream about sex
And all night long I think about sex
And all the time I think about sex with you, with you

Sara,Cathrine,and all the girls from the lab come in his office. "Grissom you wanted Us to meet you in you're office."

Grissom shuts radio off scurringly. "I didn't call you guys."

Nick,Warrick,and Greg near the window tell Grissom to rephase his wording. Grissom nods and thanx the Guys. "Come on I'm taking ya all out it's on me."

Nick,Warrick,and Greg smile and take out there Camaras.
Greg smiles "I wonder how much would a lab girls gone nuts tape will go for." Nick and Warrick hit Greg upside the head and Chase after the girls.
 
The lab suddenly starts shaking and then it turns into the star command bridge:

Archie: Captain Grissom we're being hit from all sides by gen,Ecklie!!
Nick: (with Scottish accent) Capt. I don't think she can take any more!!!

Yeah that was silly :D

Or...

Nick singing in the tune of sir Mix A lots "i like big Butts"

Grissom likes big bugs and he can not lie
the other CSI's can't deny
that when he sees one of those itty bitty things
with an abdomen in his face, he gets sprung!
he's hooked and he can't stop staring
oh buggy he wants to catch you, and take your picture!
Grissom likes Bugs!

Oh i'm nutty :D

and just because I can...

Grissom: Blah, Blah, Blah, Bugs, blah ,Blah, Blah, Bugs...
Nick: Grissom shut up!!!!
:lol:
 
Grissom: Can he be saved?
Doc Robbins: I've tried CPR and the paddles, but I'm getting nothing.
Grissom: Any idea what happened to him?
Doc Robbins: Yes, he joined the Emmy nominating committee.
Grissom: Yes, he is gone. No brain activity at all.

(Maybe I should have warned you to cover your keyboards in case you were drinking something at the time. Sorry about that.)
 
Sara: If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops, oh what a rain that would be. Standing outside with my mouth open wide. AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH! If all the rain rain drops were lemon drops and gum drops, oh what a rain that would be.
 
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