Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

K- I kinda stole this from Burt Reynolds in "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas", but it's one of my FAVORITE lines and it makes me think of Grissom- "Wait a minute. I love you! I don't give a DAMN what people think!" On second thought, though, he might be more inclined to say that these days. Hows about- "I love you! To hell with the lab!"
 
Greg: Somedays, I just feel like putting on a bunny suit and screaming.
Nick: It's the voices again, isn't it?
Greg: Yeah. They tell me to burn things.

:D
 
Greg: Somedays, I just feel like putting on a bunny suit and screaming.
Doc Robbins: Hello, Greg.
Greg: Ehhhhhh, what's up doc?
Doc Robbins: It's wabbit season.
 
Dynamo1 said:
Greg: Somedays, I just feel like putting on a bunny suit and screaming.
Doc Robbins: Hello, Greg.
Greg: Ehhhhhh, what's up doc?
Doc Robbins: It's wabbit season.
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Greg: Duck season!
 
Grissom: So what do you think?
Sara (staring up at the sun): Huh? Wait.. what?
Grissom: Will you marry me?
Sara (rolls eyes): Pfft, no.
Grissom (looking perplexed): Wha-- I thou--
Sara: HA!! FOOOOOOLED YOOOUUU!!!!
 
Greg: (rocks back and forth) "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. Can't sleep, clowns..."
Nick: Stop quoting your t-shirts, Greg. It's getting annoying.
Greg: (glares) "When I snap, you'll be the first to go."
 
Herzeleid said:
Grissom: So what do you think?
Sara (staring up at the sun): Huh? Wait.. what?
Grissom: Will you marry me?
Sara (rolls eyes): Pfft, no.
Grissom (looking perplexed): Wha-- I thou--
Sara: HA!! FOOOOOOLED YOOOUUU!!!!
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Hehehe! I can just see poor Grissom's confused/clueless/devastated face. And believe me, WP could pull it off!
 
Finally saw Saw last night, I know, it took me forever..

(Grissom and Sara are cuddled on the couch watching Saw)

Grissom: So who do you think the murderer is?
Sara (looks at him considering): You don't know do you?
Grissom: Nope.
Sara: You know, Greg and I could have solved the case in less than a week, I don't know why it's taking these people four movies now.
Grissom (frustrated): They have four movies? I could have solved it by myself in less than three!
Sara (pats his knee): I know honey, I know.
 
Grissom: Sara did you know that accinet Myans worshipped yellow jackets as gods?

Sara: Grissom enough with the bugs already?
 
Probably done a looong time ago but it just popped in my head...

Ecklie (questioningly): Gil, aren't bugs.... Boring?

Grissom (wide eyed): NO WAY! This one time!-- At entomology camp!-- We raced our cockroaches to see who would win!-- And mine!-- Totally-kicked-the-other-cockroaches'-butts-so-hard-the-other-campers-called-home-to-their-parents-and-got-pulled-out-of-camp!

Ecklie (shifty-eyed): Yeeeeeahhh.. I'm, um. I have to go...

(Ecklie begins trotting down the hall)

Grissom: Oh! Oh! And this other time!-- At entomology camp!--
 
Ecklie: Grissom, I need to talk to you.

Grissom: Eat my shorts, baldie!

Ecklie: First the sheriff, then Doc Robbins and now you, what the !#@$@# is with everyone today?
 
^haha, nice

Sara:I don't make you sad do I?
Grissom:No you make my happy..like right now...behind the barn in 5, okay?
Sara: What about the scene?
Grissom:F the scene, now its in 2

haha, I'm sorry, that was my friend. She really...weird
 
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