Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

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  1. MiaCharlize

    MiaCharlize Coroner

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    Muhaha, I love you two.


    Later...


    Sara: "You won't believe what happened, Grissom asked me to marry me!"

    Sofia: "Eww, what did you tell him?"

    Sara: "That he better run hide as soon as you found out about it."

    Sofia looking smug...

    :devil:
     
  2. SaraSidle_girl

    SaraSidle_girl Pathologist

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    Sofia enters Grissom's office and puts her hands on her lips.

    Grissom: Sofia...
    Sofia: *evil stare*
    Grissom: I didn't mean to...
    Sofia: What part of "Sara is mine" don't you understand

    Hhmm.. Grissom doesn't understand a lot now does he :devil:
     
  3. MiaCharlize

    MiaCharlize Coroner

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    :lol:

    Priceless, can we please send that to CBS?
     
  4. SaraSidle_girl

    SaraSidle_girl Pathologist

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    I wouldnt mind at all. :D
     
  5. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Grissom: Let's get married.
    Sara: Yes, I'd love to.
    Grissom: Not you. I was talking to Ecklie behind you.
     
  6. SaraSidle_girl

    SaraSidle_girl Pathologist

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    That one is already just damn good. Seems we can have a lot of fun with that wedding thing.

    Grissom: "Lets get married"
    Sara: "Lets not"
    Grissom: "Phew. For a second I though you were going to say you would"
     
  7. hellogilbert

    hellogilbert Prime Suspect

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    HA! HA!!!!! Yikes- thank God this is the "WON'T HEAR" forum, cause I'd die...no, really! This is the epitome of "won't hear!" Can you imagine...ok, overtalking! :)
     
  8. Zodiac32

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    Oh, thank God I'm not the only GSR hater on this forum. XD

    Grissom: Maybe we should get married.
    Sara: No, maybe we should be honest with ourselves. I'm a lesbian, you're just plain... creepy, sometimes. How would our kids turn out?
    Grissom: Confused and non-existent.

    -- -- --

    Nick: I'm gay. (points to Greg) So is he.
    Greg: Yup, as Springtime.
    Ecklie: (yells) Is there anyone else here that's gay?
    (Sara, Sofia, Henry, Bobby, and Hodges raise their hands)
    Warrick: I'm bi, does that count?
    Nick: (eyes Warrick) Schweet.
    Cath: (to Nick) Don't even think about it, buddy.

    Must be a slash fan thing. :lol:
     
  9. MiaCharlize

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    :lol: awesome. Isn't everyone gay on CSI? Except Catherine, she's bi. :p
     
  10. Jorja_Rain

    Jorja_Rain Lab Technician

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    Those are awesome :D :D :D My girlfriend and I have always thought them to be gay, too :D
     
  11. SaraSidle_girl

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    Imagine writing that fanfic. The gayest CSI fanfic ever. I will see what I can do! :devil:
     
  12. BrookeSidle

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    Sofia: Let's get married
    Sara: Ok, I'll just break it off with Grissom and we'll go to that chapel down the road.
    Sofia: Great! But maybe you should get Grissom to come too... *waggles eyebrows suggestively*

    There's a reason why this is in the quotes you WON'T hear.
     
  13. Shipwrecked

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    *Bee stings Sara*
    Sara: Damn Bee! *Squashes it with the other hand*
    Grissom: *Sighs* And the moment is lost.
     
  14. hellogilbert

    hellogilbert Prime Suspect

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    ^^HAhahaha! Thank God THAT didn't happen! I can just see Griss' face.
     
  15. Zodiac32

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    In my world, everyone's gay. :lol:
     

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