Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

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  1. luvincsi

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    ^^Hahaha! :lol: Nice one! :lol: :lol::
     
  2. Shipwrecked

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    Catherine: (To Sara and Grissom) Wait, you're not dating... Are you?
     
  3. SaraSidle_girl

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    Sara: "Swing? I wish somebody had put me into Ecklie's Day Shift!"
     
  4. randomshipper21

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    Sorta from Marilyn Manson's video-(s)AINT.*WARNING-VIDEO CONTAINS ADULT THEMES,SUICIDE,DRUGS,MARILYN MANSON'S
    SINGING,AND EMOTIONALLY SCARING CLIPS OF ERIC SZAMANDA!DO NOT WATCH ALONE!MAY CAUSE NAUSEAU,VOMITING,DIZZINESS,
    ITCHY FEET AND REFUSING TO WATCH CSI!*
    (Nick is on his laptop,camerea zooms in on page he is on-Youtube.com-column on right suggests Marilyn Manson's
    video-(s)AINT,he clicks on it,page is directed to new page)
    (he sits in silence until 2 minutes,15 seconds)
    (he blinks and rewinds video to 2:15)
    Nick muttering to himself:WOAH!!Greg IS in the video!!!!
    (Nick runs out of room,camerea pans him as he leaves,returns dragging catherine)
    Nick:Look!
    (Catherine glances at screen,she appears speechless)
    (she pulls out cellphone and calls a group meeting)
    (In break room/Group meeting)
    Caterine shows CSI's(and Bobby who was there for some reason there) screen
    (everyone one glares at Greg)
    Warrick:Man,you know Marilyn Manson?
    Greg(if that is his REAL name):Ummm...Sorta..Yeah..I-I guess..
    Sara,reading screen:At the bottom a comment says "Greg Sanders from CSI is on here."
    Sophia:Greg,why do I have a feeling you know something we don't?
    (Greg's seat is empty,he is seen sprinting down hall)
    Grissom:AFTER HIM!!!
    (They chase him)
    Bobby,looks at camerea:Tha-tha-tha-tha-That's all folks!
     
  5. hellogilbert

    hellogilbert Prime Suspect

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    Sara: "Swing? I wish somebody had put me into Ecklie's Day Shift!"
    Ha! ERRR- I hate Ecklie! I was just watching the ep where he breaks up the team the other night and I can't help but wonder how he's still alive, much less at CSI (as in not fired!) Needless to say I called him some not-so-nice names in my head. My mom was with me or I would have...well, let's just say it's good she was there to "supervise"
     
  6. Zodiac32

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    Greg: (talking to Nick) So... if Griss and Sara are together, and Cath and 'Rick are sorta an item... where does that leave us?
    Nick: Probably the same place we were in season one. Me screwing soon-to-be-murdered hookers and you... dating non-existent women.
    Greg: (looks thoughtful for a second) So, your place or mine?
    Nick: Mine, definitely.

    Sorry, I had to! :rolleyes: Oh, and also...

    Ecklie: Guess what, everybody! I'm not wearing underwear today!
    Rest of the Crew: Yay! Naked-Party-Happy-Time! (everyone starts to dance)
     
  7. CSISidle

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    I just had to do this...




    Grissom Jumps out from his office when a lot of people are outside.
    Grissom: Hey guess what everybody..Im not wearing underwear today! Oh Im not wearing underwear today! Not that you probably care! Much about my underwear still none the less I've got to say! That Im not wearing underwear today!! (The Avenue Q somg)

    Everyone is staring in shock exept for Sara who seems unphased by this

    Sara-Gil, Put it away (Her attention still on the evidence she is examining...)
     
  8. Zodiac32

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    :lol: I love that song.
     
  9. SaraSidle_girl

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    Somehow this just made me laugh soooooo hard :D
     
  10. Leftyguitar

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    LOL My brother brother has that on his iPod. It makes me really want to see the show.

    And Ecklie not wearing underwear....EEEwwwww! TMI

    MOre Avenue Q
    (inspired by Organ Grinder)
    Nick walks by computer room and sees Greg 'researching on the internet. He walks in.)
    Nick: It's great how easy it is to do research thanks to the internet.
    Greg: (singing) The internet is for Porn!)
    Nick: WTF?!


    I'll stop before I get in trouble. ;)
     
  11. hellogilbert

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    Grissom: So what do you think? You know, about...
    Sara: No. I will not marry you. I have been waiting for seven years for you just to turn you down...(yadayada)...
     
  12. Zodiac32

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    In honour of the recent episode:

    Grissom: Maybe we should get married.
    Sara: Sorry, Griss, but you should know, I'm really a lesbian. You were just my beard for the last two years. And guess what... Ronnie and I are in love!
    Grissom: ... awkward.

    I am so bad! :p
     
  13. SaraSidle_girl

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    Grissom: Sara, lets get married
    Sara: What part of "I hate marriage" dont you understand?!
     
  14. Jorja_Rain

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    Love that :D

    also:

    Grissom:"Let's get married!"

    Sara:"What part of I am gay don't you understand?"
     
  15. SaraSidle_girl

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    Love that one too!

    Grissom: Lets get married
    Sara: what part of I hate marriage AND I am gay don't you understand

    sorry.. I needed to do it! :devil:
     

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