Catherine and Sara in the lab Sara: I'm bored.. wanna make-out? Cath: sure Catherine leaves goes to find a phone Sara:what are you doing? Cath: Calling Lady Heather to come join us :devil:
Grissom: *ripping off Destiny's child's song Bootylicious* I don't think you're ready for her jelly, I don't think you're ready for it, Cos' Cath's tush is too Bootylicious for ya, I don't think your ready for her jelly, you're no match for her a**, she is sexy, that's just Cath...
Catherine: Skidda-marinki-dinki-dink, skidda-marinki-doo, I love you. Grissom (joining in): Skidda-marinki-dinki-dink, skidda-marinki-doo, I love you. Nick, Warrick, and Sara (just the 3 of them): I love you in the morning and in the afternoon. Greg: I love you in the evening and underneath the moon. Everyone stops and continues what they were doing- Ecklie (walking down the hall shaking his tush): Oh skidda-marinki-dinki-dink, skidda-marinki-doo, I love you!
Grissom: Lindsay, will you marry me? Lindsay: YES! [they kiss] Catherine: Oh I'm so happy. Sara: Me too! Hey, Cath, let's hook up. Catherine: Okay. [they start making out.] [Greg and Nick look at each other, shrug, and start kissing.] ...chyeah.
Haha. That's great. Grissom: Hey Ecklie? Ecklie: What, Grissom? Grissom: Shake it like a salt shaker! Ecklie shakes it.
I LOVE SUPERSTAR! Sara:Sometimes when I'm nervous I stick my hands underneath my armpits, and I SNIFF 'EM!!! Sara to Greg after their "shower" experience:Your birthmark looks like shit! Catherine after swimming in a pool with Warrick:*praying to god* Dear God thank you for not telling Warrick I peed in the pool! Catherine (to a priest getting her sins forgiven and she is expressing her sins in a "monologue": Oh look at you, my pretty little girl, sitting there with your face all painted up in your little halter top, you're nothing but a little slut. Catherine: Don't call me that! I'm a Puerto Rican lady senor. Catherine: You're nothing but a little slut, Sybill Ann Dorsett, we know you're a little slut. Catherine: I'm not a slut. I'm not a slut. I'm not a slut. I'm not a slut. I'M NO SLUT! *The door to the confessional bursts open and Catherine flies out causing the whole Church to turn and stare at her! Sara has just gotten really pissed off at Catherine and she starts spazzing out Catherine:What are you doing??! Sara:I'm using my telekensis to kill you! Sophia:These are my BREASTS. They're so BIG. I need a BRA to strap them and support because they're so HUGE they need to be hooked and strapped for support. My big boobs, this one is bigger than this one 'cause is the mommy and that's the baby. And this one is very nice to this one and they hold hands because they're FRIENDS! Superstar is great!
Sara: YOU PEOPLE SUCK! I curse your unborn children! Starts tearing her hair out and goes rabid. Grissom (singing in the shower): I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty, and witty, and GAY!
LMAO. That last one is probably my favorite line in the movie. hahahahah. Catherine: [talking to a tree] You're so cute. No, you shut up. [giggles] No, you. No, you. [moves in closer] I'll make you shut up. [kisses the tree.] [Sara (as a nun, lol) clears her throat] Catherine: Umm.. I'm just doing my part to save the rainforest.
Haha, wow that'd be interesting! Ecklie: Grissom, please go out with me! Grissom: No, Eclkie! Ecklie: But...but...I'm sexy! Sara: So you don't love me? (cries) Frog: *croaks* Sara: I gave you the best years of my life and you cheat on me with Brass? How dare you!