Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

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  1. Urban Legend

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    Grissom: I'm sorry Hodges, but you didn't get the promotion.
    Hodges: That's ok, I'll try harder next time. (Grissom walks away) I'll show you.
    (Grissom walks out to his car and notices his door knob is wet, he smells his hand.)
    Grissom: Who the hell peed on my door handle?
     
  2. SaraSidle_girl

    SaraSidle_girl Pathologist

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    Allright NikkyJamez, that one made me fall of my chair!
     
  3. SandleDL

    SandleDL CSI Level One

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    ROFL guys that's hilarious!

    What about...

    Greg: I've given up on Sara. She belongs to Grissom.

    (ok not so good but c'mon I'm a shipper *lol* hope I'll never ever hear that!!!)

    Warrick: Catherine...
    Cath: Yes?
    Warrick: I was just wondering - I mean, it's just a thought and maybe you won't like it and...
    Cath: Warrick!
    Warrick: See, Tina's not home tonight and well, you know I'm just a man and...
    Cath *blushing*: Oh Warrick, it's not that I wouldn't like it, and actually I've thought about that very often.
    Warrick: So you wouldn't mind? We just mustn't tell Tina, she'll be furious. Just tonight, never again.
    Cath: I'd love to... *smiles dreamily*
    Warrick: You don't know how much that means to me, I'm...
    Cath: What? *looks at him expectantly*
    Warrick: I'm so tired of fast food, you cooking for me will be great!
    Cath: *walks away without a word*
     
  4. animequeen23

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    SandleDL, that was so funny! :lol:

    anyway, i have a random one here:
    Sara: Catherine?
    Catherine: Yeah?
    Sara: I wanna have a pole-dancing dance-off. I bet i could sooooo beat you!
    :D
     
  5. Hankster

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    Continuation:

    Two days later, Ecklie is surfing the Net during his lunch break and goes to YouTube.com; The camera zooms in and shows a link to "Most Popular Download of the Week"

    Ecklie: I bet this'll be good (he takes a sip of his Diet Coke)

    (Suddenly, he sees the video of himself, dancing and singing "Fergalicious" in his pink thong and he spits Diet Coke all over the monitor)

    Ecklie: (voice heard outside the office) AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! SANNNNDEEEERRRRRRSSS!!!! I'M GONNA MURDER YOU!!!

    (Cut to the break room where the night shift hears this)

    Grissom: Greg! Out the window! Now!

    (Warrick and Nick give him a boost and he jumps out the window and runs off. Grissom, Warrick and Nick resume their nonchalant breakroom activities as Ecklie comes in)

    Ecklie: Grissom! Where is Greg Sanders? He's in DEEP DOO DOO NOW!!!

    Grissom: (Sotto voice) Whatever do you mean, Conrad?

    Ecklie: He used... uh... Department Resources... for uh... Entertainment purposes!

    Nick: You mean... for this: (Nick picks up his laptop and begins playing the video)

    Ecklie: (his face is turning red and smoke starts to come out his ears) GAAGGGHH!!!!! YES! THAT ONE!!!!

    Warrick: Well... looking at the surroundings, it *looks like* one of the Labs here at the Crime Lab. Now last I checked, Pink Thongs weren't on the dress code... am I wrong?

    Grissom and Nick: No... no.... you're right, Warrick.

    (Ecklie storms out Rassum-frassuming as he stomps on. Nick, Warrick and Grissom fall on the floor lauging their asses off.)
     
  6. nuttynickyxx

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    GGGAAAAHHHH *runs away screaming*. Oh wait...quotes you WON'T hear? Thank god
     
  7. SandleDL

    SandleDL CSI Level One

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    OMG! :lol: That would be so funny!

    Grissom: I'll go to a rock concert on Saturday, wanna join me Greg?
    Greg: Sorry but I've already got tickets for the opera, don't wanna miss that!
     
  8. jerispencerlvl3

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    I love this thread!!!

    Sara and Lady Heather are in the breakroom.

    Grissom walks in and clears his throat.

    Sara: Hey Mister! She's my sister! (kisses Lady Heather)


    Don't know why it was funny to me..but I've had "Rent" stuck in my head
     
  9. 19ams87

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    LH singing to Grissom: Dontcha wish ya girlfriend was HOT like me?! Dontchaaaa! Dontcha wish ya girlfriend was a FREAK like me?! Dontchaaa?!

    Lmao, sorry I couldn't resist! I like Sara btw, just found that amusing.
     
  10. Hankster

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    Lady Heather:(Singing like Avril Lavigne to Grissom in the breakroom)

    I can see the way
    I see the way
    You look at me
    And even when you look away
    I know you think of me
    I know you talk about me all the time
    Again and again

    So come over here
    And tell me what i wanna hear
    Better, yet, make your girlfriend disapper
    I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again

    Becauseā€¦..

    She is like so whatever
    You can do so much better
    I think we should get 4gether now
    And that is what everyone's talking about

    Hey hey you you
    I don't like you girlfriend
    No way no way
    I think you need a new one
    Hey hey you you
    I could be you girlfriend
     
  11. Gregs_Angel

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    These are so funny, definately cheered up my day.
    the only things that I can think up are not funny....so I'm going to have to go away and think about it for a little while.
    hehe! it would be so funny if they actually did say some of these quotes.
    Thanks cheering me up :)
     
  12. 19ams87

    19ams87 CSI Level Two

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    Hankster aren't we evil?! :devil: Mwahaha. First, the Talk CSI forum, next, THE WORLD!

    I'm glad we cheered you up Gregs_angel :D
     
  13. SaraSidle_girl

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    Sara and Catherine are in the breakroom together.

    Sara: Cath, do you think I can still sign up for that show?
    Cath: What show?
    Sara: Becoming The Next Pussy Cat Doll
    Cath *stares at Sara in shock*

    :p
     
  14. 19ams87

    19ams87 CSI Level Two

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    LMAO, good one! *high fives*

    Cath: Sara! Could you please put something more appropriate on please, we *are* at a crime scene. And take that makeup off, no need for it at work. Pfft.

    *Ecklie & Grissom are walking down the lab corridor, hand in hand singing in unison*
    'I love you, you love me, we're as happy as can beeeeee!'
     
  15. Urban Legend

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    1: Greg: (Standing very funny) Grissom, I have to use the potty!
    Grissom: (Gives him the Grissom look)

    2: (Grissom finds a cd and places it in his cd player)

    Well, I walk into the room
    Passing out hundred dollar bills
    And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill
    And I buy the bar a double round of crown
    And everybody's getting down
    An' this town ain't never gonna be the same.

    Cause I saddle up my horse
    and I ride into the city
    I make a lot of noise
    Cause the girls
    They are so pretty
    Riding up and down Broadway
    on my old stud Leroy
    And the girls say
    Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
    Everybody says
    Save a horse, Ride a cowboy

    Well I don't give a dang about nothing
    I'm singing and Bling- Blanging
    While the girls are drinking
    Long necks down!
    And I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy
    or my Chevrolet for your Escalade
    Or your freak parade
    I'm the only John Wayne left in this town

    And I saddle up my horse
    and I ride into the city
    I make a lot of noise
    Cause the girls
    They are so pretty
    Riding up and down Broadway
    on my old stud Leroy
    And the girls say
    Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
    Everybody says
    Save a horse, Ride a cowboy

    I'm a thourough-bred
    that's what she said
    in the back of my truck bed
    As I was gettin' buzzed on suds
    Out on some back country road.
    We where flying high
    Fining, whine, having ourselves a big and rich time
    And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go.
    But her evaluation
    of my cowboy reputation
    Had me begging for salvation
    all night long
    So I took her out giggin frogs
    Introduced her to my old bird dog
    And sang her every Wilie Nelson song I could think of

    And we made love
    And I saddled up my horse
    and I ride into the city
    I make a lot of noise
    Cause the girls
    They are so pretty
    Riding up and down Broadway
    on my old stud Leroy
    And the girls say
    Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
    Everybody says
    Save a horse, Ride a cowboy

    What? What?
    Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy
    Everybody says
    Save a Horse Ride a cowboy

    Nick: (Storms into the office) Dude Grissom, if you wanted to borrow my cd, all you had to do was ask.
     

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