Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

For some reason, this just popped into my head.

Grissom: They're aint no bugs on me, They're ain't no bugs on me, they're might be bugs on some of you mugs, but they're ain't no bugs on me!
 
NikkyJamez... :lol:

Catherine: Well, I'll be damned.. The dress code tells me I should wear clothes that cover my chest.

Sara: Mine tells me I need to dress down.

^^ at mine: Hahaha, I don't know why I think that's so funny :lol:
 
gsrLOVE said:
Catherine: Well, I'll be damned.. The dress code tells me I should wear clothes that cover my chest.
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I am glad these are quotes that we WON'T hear. If Catherine said that, I would probably quit watching. :devil:
 
Ecklie: Gil, do you have a moment?
Grissom: Sure, Conrad. What is it this time?
Ecklie: I am having trouble filling out this report.
Grissom: What can I do for you?
Ecklie: How do you spell DNA?
 
I loved that last Ecklie one...the bug one was funny too.

Grissom: Hey look, they're friends...*dog has tarantula on head* Isn't it cute?
Sara: I'm not so sure that's a good idea...
*headshake**chomp*
Grissom: He ate my poor baby! *cries*
 
Dynamo1 said:
Ecklie: Gil, do you have a moment?
Grissom: Sure, Conrad. What is it this time?
Ecklie: I am having trouble filling out this report.
Grissom: What can I do for you?
Ecklie: How do you spell DNA?
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that is so funny Dynamo1! :lol:
 
^Ooo some really good ones! Hehe!

Warrick: Hodges, my marriage is on the rocks and... well... I always kinda liked you so... would you like to go on a date with me?
 
Random one for Nick/Greg fans....

Nick: Greg, there is something I want to tell you... I...love you. Will you go out with me?
Greg: Yay! *jumps up and down* of course! I love you too! *hugs Nick*
Nick:... Woah...I've never had that reaction before...
 
NikkyJamez said:
Nick: I'm thinking of regrowing my mustache.
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:eek: :eek: NOOO!!! Seriously. Anyhow:


Greg: Meow, Meow, Meow....

Grissom: WTF?

Greg: I want chicken, I want liver,
meow mix meow mix please deliver

*Grissom hands him a box of cat food*

Grissom: Happy now?
Greg: Thanks. *eats cat food*

I have no idea why I found that funny. :D
 
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