Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

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  1. Urban Legend

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    For some reason, this just popped into my head.

    Grissom: They're aint no bugs on me, They're ain't no bugs on me, they're might be bugs on some of you mugs, but they're ain't no bugs on me!
     
  2. gsrLOVE

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    NikkyJamez... :lol:

    Catherine: Well, I'll be damned.. The dress code tells me I should wear clothes that cover my chest.

    Sara: Mine tells me I need to dress down.

    ^^ at mine: Hahaha, I don't know why I think that's so funny :lol:
     
  3. Dynamo1

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    I am glad these are quotes that we WON'T hear. If Catherine said that, I would probably quit watching. :devil:
     
  4. Urban Legend

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    Greg: (Opening his Christmas Gift) Oooooooo, Liquid Latex, who got me this? (flips the package over) From Grissom, WTF?
     
  5. luvincsi

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    Hahaha! :lol:
     
  6. Dynamo1

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    Ecklie: Gil, do you have a moment?
    Grissom: Sure, Conrad. What is it this time?
    Ecklie: I am having trouble filling out this report.
    Grissom: What can I do for you?
    Ecklie: How do you spell DNA?
     
  7. luvincsi

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    That one cracked me up Dynamo1!

    Nick: You know Grissom. You look better with a beard.
    Grissom: As if!
     
  8. Urban Legend

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    Nick: I'm thinking of regrowing my mustache.
     
  9. MacsGirlMel

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    I loved that last Ecklie one...the bug one was funny too.

    Grissom: Hey look, they're friends...*dog has tarantula on head* Isn't it cute?
    Sara: I'm not so sure that's a good idea...
    *headshake**chomp*
    Grissom: He ate my poor baby! *cries*
     
  10. SaraSidle_girl

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    Catherine: Goodevening everyone
    *silence*
    Catherine: I said goodevening
    Sara: Sorry.. I was checking out your ass
     
  11. animequeen23

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    that is so funny Dynamo1! :lol:
     
  12. f_f_O

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    ^Ooo some really good ones! Hehe!

    Warrick: Hodges, my marriage is on the rocks and... well... I always kinda liked you so... would you like to go on a date with me?
     
  13. SaraSidle_girl

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    That is a nice one too f_f_0
     
  14. animequeen23

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    Random one for Nick/Greg fans....

    Nick: Greg, there is something I want to tell you... I...love you. Will you go out with me?
    Greg: Yay! *jumps up and down* of course! I love you too! *hugs Nick*
    Nick:... Woah...I've never had that reaction before...
     
  15. Leftyguitar

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    :eek: :eek: NOOO!!! Seriously. Anyhow:


    Greg: Meow, Meow, Meow....

    Grissom: WTF?

    Greg: I want chicken, I want liver,
    meow mix meow mix please deliver

    *Grissom hands him a box of cat food*

    Grissom: Happy now?
    Greg: Thanks. *eats cat food*

    I have no idea why I found that funny. :D
     

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