Quotes you WON'T hear - Pt 2

bwa ha ha ... CSI + Monty Python = love!

 

Grissom: Oh screw this case guys, let's go and get SMASHED! Who's up for vodka shots?! First round's on me!

Brass: God, don't you just hate sarcasm, lowest form of wit.


MONTY PYTHON!! Woo, I love that!

 

Grissom: *adopts winey, girly voice* 'OH MY GAAAAWWWWWDDD, GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME, ITS DISSSSCUSTING, IT HAS 8 LEGS AND EVVVVVERYTHING, EWWWWW!' *Throws a girly tantrum, stands on his chair, screams and stomps his feat*

Grissom: Hey, have you heard the new Prodigy single?

 

Grissom:What are you listening to, Greggo?
Greg:The latest Marillyn Manson CD.
Grissom: That's cool. Want some chocolate covered ants?
Greg: My favorite!
( of course Greg would proably eat almost anything, anyway)
Also:
"Corpse": I'm not quite dead yet!!!
Doc Robbins: Oh yes you are! *hits him with his cane*

 

Doc Robbin's hauling a cart thru vegas

"Bring out yer dead!!... Bring out yer dead."

 

Brass: "Hey, kids! What say we forget all about this GSR, Snickers, Grillows stuff and all dive in for a big 'ol kickin' fur pile?"

"Scritching anyone?"

 

nickwiney voice) Grissom i ran out of Chalk to play hopscotch

grissom: Thats ok nicky i have a hole bunch in my office




Nick: Ohh Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
Grissom: "Spongebob squarepants"
Nick: Absorbant and yellow and porous is he
Grissom: "Spongebob Squarepants"
Nick: If nautical nonsense be something you wish
Grissom: "Spongebob Squarepants"
Nick:Then flop on the deck and plop like a fish
Grissom: "Spongebob Squarepants"
(BOTH)
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants

 

Grissom -- I'm sick of working... Ecklie, Sara, let's go get smoothies

 

Dr_heather - LMAO, that is hilarious! Spongebob rawks!

Cath: Jeeeez, Ecklie's looking fiiiiiiiiiine this evening. Wow!

 

Grissom: EWWWWW!!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!

 

That is pretty funny! :lol:

 

Or even better:

Body on Doc Robbins' Cart: But I'm not dead yet!

Doc Robbins: Shut up! Yes you are!

Body on Doc Robbins' Cart: I'm not dead! I feel alive! I feel happy!

Dave: We can't do an autopsy if he's not dead!

(Brass takes his knight stick and whacks the guy over the head and stops stirring)

Doc Robbins: Thanks! I really appreciate it!

And now for something Completely Different....

(We see Warrick driving a car with Nick inside of it. They are both dressed like Keppler--black suits, black ties, white shirts, Warrick's Fro has been Jerry-curled with a really wet look and Nick's hair is really long.)

Warrick: So tell me again about Vancouver?

Nick: Whaddaya wanna know?

Warrick: Pot's illegal there, right?

Nick: It's illegal, but it's not 100% illegal. You can't go into a restaurant roll a joint and start puffing away, and you can't run a grow op in your house either. You can get small quantities over in Yaletown or Gastown--less than 100 grams and consume it in your home or garage.

Warrick: Aw man, I'm goin'! That's all there is to it! I'm (bleep)ing going!

Nick: Ha ha! You'd dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Canada is: the little differences. I mean, yeah, they got the same stuff there that we got here just... up there it's a little different.

Warrick: For example?

Nick: For example, if you're 19 or 20, you can go into a bar and order a beer. And I don't mean near beer, I mean a glass of Alcholic Beer. And in Montréal, they sell beer in McDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, in Montréal?

Warrick: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese? That coz o' the Metric system?

Nick: NAH!!! I'm just joshing you! They call it a quarter pounder with cheese--but they do use the metric system up there. No big deal for us scientists though. And you know what some Canadians put on French Fries, instead of ketchup?

Warrick: What?

Nick: Either White Vineager or Brown Gravy and Cheese curds--that one they call Poo-teen.

Warrick: UGH! Vineagar?

Nick: I seen 'em do it man, they muther-(bleep)ing drown 'em in that stuff.

Warrick: POO-TEEN? Sounds like some cross between Pedophelia and Cophrophelia! YUCK!

 

:lol:Hahahahaha :lol: That was funny. Really good movie. lol.

Here's one my brother told me to do, since I think he has this huge crush on Jorja Fox, along with the rest of the guys on the show.

Warrick, Nick, Grissom, and Greg are all sitting in the breakroom
Sara: Guys, you are not going to believe what I'm about to tell you!
Everyone: What?
Sara: I'm gay!

And here's another one b/c of all the pregnancy speculation that has been going on since the show started. lol.

Warrick, Greg and Nick in breakroom
Greg: No, you should have seen her. Remember Nick's case, and the little girl with all the bubblegum, well, Sara couldn't dust the kitchen-said the print dust was "getting to her..."
Nick: Here's one. Remember when Brass was in the hospital...I could have sworn her clothes were getting baggier.
Warrick: Wait, guys. I didn't start to notice until she got that suspicious package recently...How many times has this woman been pregnant?
Sara walks in. Guys stare at her.
Sara: I'm NOT PREGNANT!!
Sara rolls her eyes and walks off

 

(nick walking by grissom)
grissom: nicholas
nick: you only call me that when your mad are were in bed (thinks for a sec)
nick:gil are you mad when we make love
grissom: somethimes

hahaha i got that from scrubs and its funnyer becase its nick/gil
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.sorry i just got a new job and iam crazy

 

Here's another one in honor of the MCSK.
Greg and Nick walk into Grissom's office and are looking at his collection of mini crime scenes.
Nick: Man, I don't blame Grissom for taking a break. He was pretty much dedicated to these replicas.
Greg: I wonder what he's gonna do with them when he closes the case.
Greg and Nick peek into the replicas
Greg: Oh my god, dude, is that one moving?!?
Nick: Oh my God it's mini Hodges!
Nick looks down and sees mini Hodges running around in a mini crime scene
Hodges: Hey! Help! Can someone get me out of this thing!?! I am officially kicking Grissom's-
Nick: -Finally Grissom does something about this man.

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Grissom is handing out assignments
Grissom: To Nick and Warrick I have two left - one involves Ecklie and decomp and the other, you get to work with Catherine. Catherine waves at them and guys begin to drool
Warrick: We are battling this one out with the Rockem Sockem Robots! Warrick reaches under table and grabs the Rockem Sockem Robots
Nick: You are going down! We're playin out of 3, man!
(team places bets on guys)