~Quotes You WON'T Hear # 3~

Yelina: Euhm Horatio I placed your sunglasses by accident in the washmachine. They shrunk.
Horatio: It's okay I got another pair. Besides I needed a smaller pair.
He takes out this lil H doll.
Horatio: There you go.
He puts the sunglasses on the dolls face.
Yelina: You got an H doll?
Horatio (surprised): Don't you?!
 
Kit4na said:
Yelina: Euhm Horatio I placed your sunglasses by accident in the washmachine. They shrunk.
Horatio: It's okay I got another pair. Besides I needed a smaller pair.
He takes out this lil H doll.
Horatio: There you go.
He puts the sunglasses on the dolls face.
Yelina: You got an H doll?
Horatio (surprised): Don't you?!
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That's hilarious! I just pictures H holding a little red-headed likeness of himself...
:lol:
 
Don't you? lol
I also liked the 'Cereal Killer.'

H:Yay Barbie! Hehee! *Puts on hot pink sunnies with a small picture of Barbie in the corner*
 
I call this set of quotes SEASON 6.

David Caruso in character as Horatio: Welcome to divorce...of the future. *puts on sunglasses*
YEEEEEEAAA *loud piercing whistle*
*Cut back to David and Adam*
*David pulls off sunglasses*
Adam Rodiriguez: Hold it. You already used that line in the season 5 episode Just Murdered.
David still in character as Horatio: Don't you know this show is an enviromentally friendly show??? We recycle everything. Including *puts on sunglasses* my one-liners.
The Who: YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!


I must give credit where credit is due. Here's where I got the ideal for this post: What are some of your favorite CSI: Miami Quotes?
stephanie20 said:
I can't wait to hear new one liners when the new season starts. I cannot wait.
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This got me to thinking: What if they quit coming up with new one-liners for Horatio and just started recycling the old ones.
 
Yelina: I'm sorry about the shrunken sunglasses.
Horatio: That's okay. They fit my replica of me, who is known as Mini-H. I will be with him on the next... *puts new sunglasses on* ...Letterman's ventriloquist week.
 
these are really funny guys, keep going!!

This is the story of when Horatio decided to replace his sunglasses....

H: Guys, I have something to tell you.....Its time *puts on sunnies* TO UPGRADE my sunglasses.
*Eric falls off chair in shock. Ryan claps hand over mouth.*
Calleigh: But H, my bullets bounce right off your ones!!!You cant get other sunnies!!
H: Do not I repeat do not panic, Calleigh. These new sunnies are soo built up *puts on NEW sunnies* I cant even see!!

Everyone breathes sigh of relief

H: Its time...*puts on new sunnies* to try these babies out.

H takes 2 steps forward, and smacks into a wall.

Ryan: H, what happened???
H: What happened is... I cant see outta these things!! Where are my old ones???

Eric: Yay!! H got his old sunnies back!!!! Lets celebrate!

H: Wait, Eric. I must do another one liner first..

Calleigh: Ok, but hurry up this time!
H:Drumroll, please!

Ryan pats on floor to create drumming

H: now everybody *puts on sunnies* To dance to theme music!
Everyone dances, including all the dead people around them.

Sorry that was long, enjoy!
 
Tripp: *eating pizza* mmm..mmm..mmm..tastes so good ,i could slap yo momma!
Horatio: *frowns* My momma(puts on sunnies) is dead!
(opening credits)
 
OMG LOL LOL! To all of these!

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Hahaha, that made my day! lol
 
Horatio: *singing "shake that"* Here she goes *puts on sunnies* shakin that a** on the floor*puts hands on hips*Bumpin' and grindin that pole...
Megan: OMG!*begins to shake head* one of my favourites had to become a casualty in Horatio's singing tyrade...*sighs*
Delko: *enters whilst peeing pants*
Ryan: *looks at delko's pants* Awesome!
Delko: Yeah! Peeing your pants is cool!
 
(H is looking at the bodily fluid left at the crime scene)
H: *puts on sunnies* Now, this is what i call "coming and going"
(opening credits)
 
H:everyone hide!!! The Lord of All Evil is coming!!!!!
Ryan:Voldemort?
H:no
Eric:Sauron?
H:no
Calligh:Davy Jones?
H:No
Ryan: who then?
H:.....Stetler.
 
Need4Speed said:
H:everyone hide!!! The Lord of All Evil is coming!!!!!
Ryan:Voldemort?
H:no
Eric:Sauron?
H:no
Calligh:Davy Jones?
H:No
Ryan: who then?
H:.....Stetler.
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Well, that was my laugh for the day! I can just imagin Ryan saying "Voldemort?" perfestally for some reason.
 
H: Guys I'm leaving for the day, see you.
C: Wait! You forgot your sunglasses.
H: You can keep them.
C: Really?
H: euhm .. no.
 
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