~Quotes You WON'T Hear # 3~

Dynamo1 said:
Horatio: Alexx, what do we have here?
Alexx: Someone stabbed a box of Cheerios five times.
Horatio: Just what we do not need... *puts on sunglasses* ...a cereal killer.
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ROFLMAO
 
Ryan Wolfe is *exploring the space* of the Crime Lab while knocking on a Cowbell with a drumstick. He ends up right next to Delko's ear banging away. Delko tries to ignore it, but it gets to be too much and he gets mad.

Erik Delko: Awright already! That's enough!

(Suddenly Horatio steps in.)

Horatio Caine: That was.... even better... than the last one...

Delko: Is it just me or is the Cowbell getting annoying here in the lab?

Calleigh Duquesne: Yeah, it was kinda rough...

Horatio: Guess what... I've got... a fever... and the only... prescription... is... (He puts his shades on) MORE COWBELL...

(theme music kicks in, with a cowbell donking away in it.)

Roger Daltry: YEAHHHHH!!!!!! We don't get fooled again...
 
Tripp: What do you think killed the victim?
Horatio: I think he died of... *puts sunglasses on* ...unnatural causes.
Tripp: That was awful.
Alexx: Yes, Horatio, you could do better.
Eric: Aw, c'mon, H.
Calleigh: That really was bad.
*Instead of the theme song, we hear Yakety Sax. Everyone chases Horatio out of the crime scene, around the pool, through bushes, in and out of the house. (Just like on Benny Hill's show.)*
 
(Ryan comes into the lab, doing a rock-n-roll air guitar jump into a knee slide)

Ryan Wolfe: (singing) YEAHHHH!!!! We don't get pooed on again.... don't get pooed on again.... No! No! DONK! DONK! DONK! DONK! DONK-A-DONNNNNNNNK! YEAH!

Horatio Caine: Mr. Wolfe... you are fired... again.... for mutilating... that beautiful... piece... of rock and roll... (Horatio puts on his shades and stalks off...)
 
HAHA!!! I know if i was there i'd slpa Ryan for destroying one of The Who's best songs!!! LOL!!! and i love the cowbell one. my band directosr says that when ever we're doing a music piece that rquires it and he'll always say "you know what this song needs?"...."more cowbell!"

this is a behind the scenes of filimg one....

Adam(in character):you think the killer's trying to get our attention?
David(in character):i don't know but he just got mine....
The Who:Who are you? who who are you!? whhhhoooo are you?
David:OMG!! this is NOT CSI: Las Vegas people!! it's MIAMI!!!! M-I-A-M-I!!!!! God! can't you get something right for a change!? I'll be in my trailer until you people lern the difference between Vegas and Miami!!!!
*Storms off*
 
Dynamo1 said:
Tripp: What do you think killed the victim?
Horatio: I think he died of... *puts sunglasses on* ...unnatural causes.
Tripp: That was awful.
Alexx: Yes, Horatio, you could do better.
Eric: Aw, c'mon, H.
Calleigh: That really was bad.
*Instead of the theme song, we hear Yakety Sax. Everyone chases Horatio out of the crime scene, around the pool, through bushes, in and out of the house. (Just like on Benny Hill's show.)*
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Lmao, I'm gonna make an Imageshack slideshow out of that
 
(The camera is panning around the room... we see several empty broken beer and champagne bottles and an empty keg. Horatio, Ryan and Calleigh are examining them.

Ryan: It's just awful.

Calleigh: It'll take a while to process it. What do you think happened, Horatio?

Horatio: I think.... these bottles... and kegs... (Puts on his shades of justice) Were killed.... after a very rough day... (Horatio stalks off.)

(Credits kick in.)

Rodger Daltry:YEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! WE DON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN....
 
* Rehearsal time at CSI Miami studio *
Ann Donahue: "Ok, lets take it from Eric's shower scene"
Eric: *in the shower pretending to wash*
Ann D: Cue the music!... I don't want..anybody else...when I think about you, I touch myself, I touch myself,...I honestly do..."

Ann D: "whoa whoa whoa..CUT!!! Thats supposed to playing during the scene where Horatio is staring longily at his sunnies!"
 
Alexx: Our dead guy's got one hell of an appetite-bugs.
Tripp: Hey..that reminds me of a song..
Horatio: *puts hands on hips* Don't do it frank...
Tripp:*begins to sing* Yummy,yummy ,yummy, I've got bugs in my tummy and i feel like eating you!
Horatio: ARGGGHHH! MY EARS!
*begins to cry*
Megan: *giggles*
 
I'm watching "One Of Our Own", and it made me think of this:

Ryan, on cell phone: H, it's Ryan.
H: Who?
Ryan: It's Ryan.
H: WHO?
Ryan: It's Mr. Wolfe.
H: OH! Gotcha! What's up?
 
WolfeWhistle said:
I'm watching "One Of Our Own", and it made me think of this:

Ryan, on cell phone: H, it's Ryan.
H: Who?
Ryan: It's Ryan.
H: WHO?
Ryan: It's Mr. Wolfe.
H: OH! Gotcha! What's up?
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:lol: :lol: SO true!! I can totally see it in an episode, can't you?

Horatio: *slams door and locks it*
Obi-wan: Who are you running from?
Horatio: Lora. Why?
Obi-wan: Same.

Haha HAIL THE RANDOMNESS!

Horatio: *sprays new AXE Miami VICE on*
Cal: H that's evidence you shouldn't- *sniffs* Bow chika wow wow....
Horatio: AHHHHHHHHH!
 
I love the Ryan and H phone call!!! it's so true!!! but i almost died!! i watched Skeletons today and H actually called Ryan....Ryan!!! i was shocked!!!
 
From episode 2, season 6

Tripp: Horatio, you think SPEEDLE did this?
H: Well you know what they say Frank - Speed Kills!
 
Horatio: *sprays new AXE Miami VICE on*
Cal: H that's evidence you shouldn't- *sniffs* Bow chika wow wow....
Horatio: AHHHHHHHHH!
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Hahahahaha! So good!!!!

Calleigh: Guess what?
H: What?
Calleigh: Chicken butt!!
H: Wha?!?!
Calleigh: Guess why?
H: Chicken thigh!!
Calleigh: DA**IT!!!
 
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