~Quotes You WON'T Hear # 3~

HAHAHA!!!!! that is funna as heck!

Thanksgiving at the Caine Household.God I wouldnt be able to stand it!
 
Calleigh: Horatio, may I say something?
Horatio: Sure, Calleigh. Go ahead.
Calleigh: I can forgive you for not having mini-marshmallows on the yams.
Eric and Ryan: Yeah, right.
Calleigh: I can ignore the jellied cranberry sauce out of a can instead of the real thing.
Alexx: You tell em, Sugar.
Calleigh: But did you HAVE to put small sunglasses on the turkey?
 
SpeedsDaughter said:
Ray Jr: :rolleyes:
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I get the feeling that Ray Jr. does that a lot...

Anyway, I'm liking the Caine Thanksgiving scenario here:

Horatio, after lots and lots of turkey:
Tripp: What is it in turkey that makes you sleepy?
Calleigh: Tryptophan.
H: Speaking of which, I'm stuffed. I think I'll *puts on sunnies* take a nap.
The Who: YYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
 
Hahaha.


H:Can I have the*puts on sunnies* pumpkin pie?
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Thans...actually earlier I as bored...and starting Singing Horatio style.

H:Dontcha wish your CSI was*puts on sunnies*SEXY like me?

H:I like big*puts on sunnies*HUMMERS and I cannot lie!

H:Your way to *puts on sunnies* beautiful girl!

H:blah blah blah*puts on sunnies* gasolina!


*the gasolina one is retarded.sorry!*
 
Calleigh: Where's my hairspray>
Eric: Why do you need it?
Calleigh: I need to blind Ryan for a few hours.
Eric: Just shoot him in the eye with a nail gun.


Horatio: Hey Riaz! EAT CHEESE!! Na na na na na!
Eric/Ryan/Calleigh: :confused:
 
Hhahahaha..i loovbe the Riaz thing.


Cal:Anybody have a nail gun?
*Ryan walks in*
Ryan:Why?
Cal:uhh...
Eric:No reason!
 
Jaws:
"We're gonna need... [puts on sunglasses] a bigger boat."
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Clerks:
"I'm not even supposed to... [puts on sunglasses] be here today!"
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Looney Tunes:
"Eeh, ... [puts on sunglasses] what's up doc?"
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Who's the Boss:
[looks at self in mirror]:"AEIOU, AEIOU, AEIOU and... [puts on sunglasses] sometimes Y"
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

National Lampoon's Vacation:
"Sorry folks, park's closed. Moose up front [puts on sunglasses] should have told ya."
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 
H:And that*puts on sunnies*is were babies come from


If H ever said this i would pee my pants laughing!!!!
 
Hahahahaahahaha! Thats funny.


Ok. Picture H getting up on a table and singing

"IM LOVE WITHA STRIPPER"
Yelina:Im not a stripper!
 
Monty Python:
guy at the bridge:what is your name?
H:Lieuteneant Horatio Caine!
Guya at brdige:what is your quest!
H:To find the Holy Sunnies of Justice!
Guy at the bridge:what is the main speed velocity of a hummer?
H:H2 or H3?
Guy at the bridge: i don't know that! *He flies into the pit*
H:and that is why *puts on sunnies* i am the best!
 
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