~Quotes You WON'T Hear # 3~

H:*to Stetler* *tilts head* you think you're cool? *puts on sunnies* well you don't know cool! you wouldn't know cool if it bit you on the A**, *puts hands on hips* you cheap, you pompus, you sad excuse for a human being, sorry A**ed IAB Idiot!!
 
Okay, this one i dedicate to the aussies
H:(enters wearing a shirt saying "I Bonk the Cronk")
Megan: (looks at shirt) OMFG! You Bonk the cronk?
H: (puts on sunnies) Yes, I bonk the cronk.(puts hands on hips)
Megan: Holy crap! That makes you more gay than Trent the Flight Steward!
Trent the flight steward: (enters and talks like a homosexual) Hi guys! want a thong?
(starts to rub H's Back) what about you lieutenant?
 
HAHA!!! OMFG!! that was good! my sides hurt from laughing!!! I may not be an Aussie but i know what that means!! LOL!!!!


*Ryan and Eric were walking inot the break room when all of a sudden....CRUNCH!* *H sees his sunnies broken on the ground*
H:alright! who broke my sunnies!?!? *Calleigh points to Ryan and Eric* RYAN!!!! ERIC!!!!!!
Eric:eek:h s***!! dude run!!!!
Ryan:damn!! *they run and H chases after them*
 
Mac(to Horatio): Do these pants make my ass look fat???
Horatio(to Mac): No.
Horatio(to Grissom): Do these sunglasses *puts on sunglasses* make my nose look big???
Grissom(to Horatio): No.
Grissom(to Calleigh): Does this facial hair make me look scary???
Calleigh(to Grissom): No way. It's makes you look very sexy.
Calleigh(to Stella): Are my roots showing??? *bends her head down so Stella can see the top of it.*
Stella(to Calleigh): Yeah they are. Right here. (Touches a spot on Calleigh's head that is VERY sensitive to touch and makes Calleigh EXTREMELY :mad: mad :mad: if you touch it*
Calleigh(draws gun)(to Stella): RUN, BITCH!!!
Catherine looks at Grissom then she does this>>> :rolleyes:
 
*H is sining I will always love you by whitney huston as Ryan walks in the room*
H:Iiiiii will always love yooooooouuuu! oooohhhh Iiiiii will always love yoooouuuu!!!
Ryan:aww H i never knew you felt that way!
H:whta?!? i was sining about my sunnies!
Ryan:eek:f coursae :rolleyes:
 
Hahahaha! Good one!
Ryan: Welcome to ABC news, in the first subject it appears the blood is a match.
Eric: *slugs Ryan* In todays news, you are annoying and you JUST GOT Punk'd! YEAH!
 
Yelina: Horatio you're shot!
Horatio (breathing heavily) Must ... put .. on .. the .. sunglasses.
*puts on the sunglasses*
Horatio: Horatio out.
*he falls down*
 
*Natalia and Calleigh are laughing hystarically*
H: *staring at them* I'm missing something aren't I
Eric: You get use to it after a while. *goes back to reading*
 
Horatio: Alexx, what do we have here?
Alexx: Someone stabbed a box of Cheerios five times.
Horatio: Just what we do not need... *puts on sunglasses* ...a cereal killer.
 
H:Ericc *puts on glasses* where is speed!
YAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Speed:I'm here Heratio I was just making out with Calleigh when you called whats the problem???!
Eric:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!! Calleigh is mine! we were meant to be!
Speed:NOTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
Eric and Speed get into a fight shirtless ladies!!!!
H:We...*takes glasses off* have a problem Speed stop fighting
Calleigh and Nathatlia:DON'T CHA WISH UR GIRLFREIND WAS HOT LIKE ME!!!!!
Who will win over Calleigh and will Heratio solve his obsession with his glasses!
 
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