H:*to Stetler* *tilts head* you think you're cool? *puts on sunnies* well you don't know cool! you wouldn't know cool if it bit you on the A**, *puts hands on hips* you cheap, you pompus, you sad excuse for a human being, sorry A**ed IAB Idiot!!
Okay, this one i dedicate to the aussies Henters wearing a shirt saying "I Bonk the Cronk") Megan: (looks at shirt) OMFG! You Bonk the cronk? H: (puts on sunnies) Yes, I bonk the cronk.(puts hands on hips) Megan: Holy crap! That makes you more gay than Trent the Flight Steward! Trent the flight steward: (enters and talks like a homosexual) Hi guys! want a thong? (starts to rub H's Back) what about you lieutenant?
HAHA!!! OMFG!! that was good! my sides hurt from laughing!!! I may not be an Aussie but i know what that means!! LOL!!!! *Ryan and Eric were walking inot the break room when all of a sudden....CRUNCH!* *H sees his sunnies broken on the ground* H:alright! who broke my sunnies!?!? *Calleigh points to Ryan and Eric* RYAN!!!! ERIC!!!!!! Erich s***!! dude run!!!! Ryan:damn!! *they run and H chases after them*
Mac(to Horatio): Do these pants make my ass look fat??? Horatio(to Mac): No. Horatio(to Grissom): Do these sunglasses *puts on sunglasses* make my nose look big??? Grissom(to Horatio): No. Grissom(to Calleigh): Does this facial hair make me look scary??? Calleigh(to Grissom): No way. It's makes you look very sexy. Calleigh(to Stella): Are my roots showing??? *bends her head down so Stella can see the top of it.* Stella(to Calleigh): Yeah they are. Right here. (Touches a spot on Calleigh's head that is VERY sensitive to touch and makes Calleigh EXTREMELY mad if you touch it* Calleigh(draws gun)(to Stella): RUN, BITCH!!! Catherine looks at Grissom then she does this>>>
*H is sining I will always love you by whitney huston as Ryan walks in the room* H:Iiiiii will always love yooooooouuuu! oooohhhh Iiiiii will always love yoooouuuu!!! Ryan:aww H i never knew you felt that way! H:whta?!? i was sining about my sunnies! Ryanf coursae
Hahahaha! Good one! Ryan: Welcome to ABC news, in the first subject it appears the blood is a match. Eric: *slugs Ryan* In todays news, you are annoying and you JUST GOT Punk'd! YEAH!
Yelina: Horatio you're shot! Horatio (breathing heavily) Must ... put .. on .. the .. sunglasses. *puts on the sunglasses* Horatio: Horatio out. *he falls down*
*Natalia and Calleigh are laughing hystarically* H: *staring at them* I'm missing something aren't I Eric: You get use to it after a while. *goes back to reading*
Horatio: Alexx, what do we have here? Alexx: Someone stabbed a box of Cheerios five times. Horatio: Just what we do not need... *puts on sunglasses* ...a cereal killer.
H:Ericc *puts on glasses* where is speed! YAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Speed:I'm here Heratio I was just making out with Calleigh when you called whats the problem???! Eric:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!! Calleigh is mine! we were meant to be! Speed:NOTTTTT!!!!!!!!! Eric and Speed get into a fight shirtless ladies!!!! H:We...*takes glasses off* have a problem Speed stop fighting Calleigh and NathatliaON'T CHA WISH UR GIRLFREIND WAS HOT LIKE ME!!!!! Who will win over Calleigh and will Heratio solve his obsession with his glasses!