~Quotes You WON'T Hear # 3~

CSINicole said:
Need4Speed I love yours...there hilarious!

Ok. I got more.

*Speed walks in*
H:holy sh!!!!!!!!!t!
Eric:H!
H:What?
Eric:You potty mouth!
H:AM NOT!!
Eric:ARE TO!!
*goes on for 5 more minutes*
Speed:Doesnt anyone care Im back from the dead.
Eric and H:Shut up Speed!Not now!
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I was reading this one and almost choked on my soda. That one is too funny.
 
Ryan: I LOVE ALL ANIMALS!!! HAHA!!!!
*A whole bunch of animals come in through the window, the birds on his arms while his arms are spread open and all the other animals standing behind him.*
 
*H is about to perfoem this huge dangerous stunt*
Eric:H what are you doing?!?
Calleigh:you'll get hurt!
H:Don't worry. I saw this in a movie once.
Ryan:eek:h yeah what movie was that? Jacka**?!? :lol:
H:no. for your information it was Spiderman.
Eric:H you don't have spider powers.
H:shut up Eric. *smacks Eric*
 
Eric: (humming) Spiderpig, spiderpig, does whatever a spiderpig does
*spiderpig walks in*
H: Ah, there's my sidekick now! Wait... WHERE ARE YOUR SUNNIES OF JUSTICE:
Pig: *oink*
 
SpeedsDaughter said:
Eric: (humming) Spiderpig, spiderpig, does whatever a spiderpig does
*spiderpig walks in*
H: Ah, there's my sidekick now! Wait... WHERE ARE YOUR SUNNIES OF JUSTICE:
Pig: *oink*
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LOL! Well, that's going to have me laughing for the rest of the day.

Eric: To sleep with, or not to sleep with, that is the question.
Ryan: Geez, Eric everyone already knows what you're going to choose, so just go get you god d*** bed ready already.
 
Horatio: *imitating lil jon* YEAH! OKAY! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
The name is Little Jon..
Calleigh: okay...lets go process our evidence, now.
Lil Jon(horatio): HUH,WHAT?
Calleigh: we're going to process the evidence,now.
Lil Jon(horatio): HUH,WHAT?
Calleigh: screw this, i'm not gonna bother with you.(walks away)
Lil Jon(horatio): OKAY!
 
H:hey Ryan what do you call an ugly guy in drag crossed with a gay guy?
Ryan:uh i don't know.
H:Isn't it obvious? Stetler!
Both: :lol:

*Eric and Ryan were prank calling H*
Eric:Hey H can you see if a friend of mine and Ryan's is at the lab yet?
H:sure Eric what's thier name?
Eric:first name, Amanda. Last name, Kissandhug.
H:eek:k. *to everyone in the atrium waiting for people* I need Amanda Kissandhug!
Calleigh: *snikcers*
H:what!?
Calleigh:eek:h nothing....
*H hung up and Eric and Ryan laughed histerically*
 
Need4Speed said:
*Eric and Ryan were prank calling H*
Eric:Hey H can you see if a friend of mine and Ryan's is at the lab yet?
H:sure Eric what's thier name?
Eric:first name, Amanda. Last name, Kissandhug.
H:eek:k. *to everyone in the atrium waiting for people* I need Amanda Kissandhug!
Calleigh: *snikcers*
H:what!?
Calleigh:eek:h nothing....
*H hung up and Eric and Ryan laughed histerically*
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Oh, well that made my day, and probably tomorrow.

Eric: Ryan, say fork.
Ryan: Fork.
Eric: Spell fork.
Ryan: F-o-r-k.
Eric: Say fork three times.
Ryan: Fork fork fork.
Eric: Say it again.
Ryan: Fork.
Eric: Spell it four times.
Ryan: F-o-r-k f-o-r-k f-o-r-k f-o-r-k.
Eric: What do you use to eat soup?
Ryan: Spoon.
Eric: DA**IT!
 
haha, that was good! there's also another trick like that only it goes like this....

Eric: H, say Milk.
H: Milk.
Ryan: Spell milk.
H: M-i-l-k.
Eric: Say milk three times.
H: Milk milk milk.
Ryan: Say it again.
H: milk.
Eric: Spell it four times.
H: M-i-l-k M-i-l-k M-i-l-k M-i-l-k
Ryan: What do cows drink?
H: Milk
Ryan and Eric: :lol:
Eric:OMFG!!!
Ryan:H everyone knows cows drink water!
H:*slaps forhead* da** it! i can't believe i fell for that!
 
LOL I like the milk one more!
Horatio: I wrote a letter to the president*said with a large smile*
Calleigh: By the look of that smile it said 'I love you, see you at eight' you stupid gayfer.
 
Horatio: If the greatest amount of something is spelled M-O-S-T, a synonym of brag is spelled B-O-A-S-T, and a haunting spirit is spelled G-H-O-S-T, then how do you spell what you put in a toaster?
Ryan: T-O-A-S-T.
Horatio: Wrong. It's B-R-E-A-D. With brains like that, I'm transferring you to Internal Affairs Department.

Horatio: Why can't a man living in the Winston-Salem, NC, be buried west of the Mississippi River?
Natalie: I don't know. Why?
Horatio: Because he is not dead. I said he is living. And you call yourself a CSI?
Natalie: But you know living people have been buried alive by kidnappers, so your answer is wrong. And you call yourself a CSI?
 
haha!! that's good!

Ryan:is it legal a man marry his widow's sister?
Eric:yeah, of cousre he can
Ryan:haha!! no he can't you dumba**!! because he's dead!!
Eric:*slaps forhead*

Ryan:if all sides of your house face south and a bear walked by what color would it be?
Eric:i don't know. brown?
Ryan:no! idiot! it would be white because if all sides of your house face south that means you have to be living in the north pole! so it would be a polar bear! duh! what kind of CSI are you!?

Ryan:hey H do you know where the treasure is buried?
H:what treasure?
Ryan:the treasure of Ima Wiener
H:Ima Wiener?
Ryan and Eric: :lol:

H:hey Ryan, can you do....
Ryan::eek: OMFG!!
Eric::eek: everyone run!!!! it's a sign of the apocolypse!!!
H called Ryan by his first name!!!
*everyone runs in panic*
 
H: *pulls his gun and holds it in one hand* DROP THE TEDDY! I REPEAT ,DROP THE TEDDY OR YOU *puts on sunnies* WILL DIE!
Megan: WTF is goin on here?
H: Mr wolfe *puts gun back and places hands on hips* took my teddy!
Ryan: I Did'nt take your teddy!*points at delko* It was Eric!
Delko: It wasnt me, It was Stetler!*points at stetler*
Stetler: :eek: Oh crud!
H: Thats it Rick! You're gone! *Pulls gun on stetler*
 
H: And that is how we do things *puts on sunnies* Miami style
The Who:YYYEEEEEAAA....
Calleigh: *Screaming at the Who* OMFG :mad: do you guys follow him everywhere waiting for him to so a cheesey onliner!
The Who: *Shrug*YYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Probably rubbish I know but I haven't done this before
 
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