~Quotes You WON'T Hear # 3~

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  1. timspeedlefan

    timspeedlefan Prime Suspect

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    I was reading this one and almost choked on my soda. That one is too funny.
     
  2. OscarMayerLemur

    OscarMayerLemur Police Officer

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    Ryan: I LOVE ALL ANIMALS!!! HAHA!!!!
    *A whole bunch of animals come in through the window, the birds on his arms while his arms are spread open and all the other animals standing behind him.*
     
  3. Need4Speed

    Need4Speed Coroner

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    *H is about to perfoem this huge dangerous stunt*
    Eric:H what are you doing?!?
    Calleigh:you'll get hurt!
    H:Don't worry. I saw this in a movie once.
    Ryan:eek:h yeah what movie was that? Jacka**?!? :lol:
    H:no. for your information it was Spiderman.
    Eric:H you don't have spider powers.
    H:shut up Eric. *smacks Eric*
     
  4. SpeedsDaughter

    SpeedsDaughter CSI Level One

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    Eric: (humming) Spiderpig, spiderpig, does whatever a spiderpig does
    *spiderpig walks in*
    H: Ah, there's my sidekick now! Wait... WHERE ARE YOUR SUNNIES OF JUSTICE:
    Pig: *oink*
     
  5. OscarMayerLemur

    OscarMayerLemur Police Officer

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    LOL! Well, that's going to have me laughing for the rest of the day.

    Eric: To sleep with, or not to sleep with, that is the question.
    Ryan: Geez, Eric everyone already knows what you're going to choose, so just go get you god d*** bed ready already.
     
  6. CarolineAmanda

    CarolineAmanda Witness

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    Horatio: *imitating lil jon* YEAH! OKAY! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
    The name is Little Jon..
    Calleigh: okay...lets go process our evidence, now.
    Lil Jon(horatio): HUH,WHAT?
    Calleigh: we're going to process the evidence,now.
    Lil Jon(horatio): HUH,WHAT?
    Calleigh: screw this, i'm not gonna bother with you.(walks away)
    Lil Jon(horatio): OKAY!
     
  7. OscarMayerLemur

    OscarMayerLemur Police Officer

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    LOL Okay, I admit, that was GOOD!!!
     
  8. Need4Speed

    Need4Speed Coroner

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    H:hey Ryan what do you call an ugly guy in drag crossed with a gay guy?
    Ryan:uh i don't know.
    H:Isn't it obvious? Stetler!
    Both: :lol:

    *Eric and Ryan were prank calling H*
    Eric:Hey H can you see if a friend of mine and Ryan's is at the lab yet?
    H:sure Eric what's thier name?
    Eric:first name, Amanda. Last name, Kissandhug.
    H:eek:k. *to everyone in the atrium waiting for people* I need Amanda Kissandhug!
    Calleigh: *snikcers*
    H:what!?
    Calleigh:eek:h nothing....
    *H hung up and Eric and Ryan laughed histerically*
     
  9. OscarMayerLemur

    OscarMayerLemur Police Officer

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    Oh, well that made my day, and probably tomorrow.

    Eric: Ryan, say fork.
    Ryan: Fork.
    Eric: Spell fork.
    Ryan: F-o-r-k.
    Eric: Say fork three times.
    Ryan: Fork fork fork.
    Eric: Say it again.
    Ryan: Fork.
    Eric: Spell it four times.
    Ryan: F-o-r-k f-o-r-k f-o-r-k f-o-r-k.
    Eric: What do you use to eat soup?
    Ryan: Spoon.
    Eric: DA**IT!
     
  10. Need4Speed

    Need4Speed Coroner

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    haha, that was good! there's also another trick like that only it goes like this....

    Eric: H, say Milk.
    H: Milk.
    Ryan: Spell milk.
    H: M-i-l-k.
    Eric: Say milk three times.
    H: Milk milk milk.
    Ryan: Say it again.
    H: milk.
    Eric: Spell it four times.
    H: M-i-l-k M-i-l-k M-i-l-k M-i-l-k
    Ryan: What do cows drink?
    H: Milk
    Ryan and Eric: :lol:
    Eric:OMFG!!!
    Ryan:H everyone knows cows drink water!
    H:*slaps forhead* da** it! i can't believe i fell for that!
     
  11. OscarMayerLemur

    OscarMayerLemur Police Officer

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    LOL I like the milk one more!
    Horatio: I wrote a letter to the president*said with a large smile*
    Calleigh: By the look of that smile it said 'I love you, see you at eight' you stupid gayfer.
     
  12. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    Horatio: If the greatest amount of something is spelled M-O-S-T, a synonym of brag is spelled B-O-A-S-T, and a haunting spirit is spelled G-H-O-S-T, then how do you spell what you put in a toaster?
    Ryan: T-O-A-S-T.
    Horatio: Wrong. It's B-R-E-A-D. With brains like that, I'm transferring you to Internal Affairs Department.

    Horatio: Why can't a man living in the Winston-Salem, NC, be buried west of the Mississippi River?
    Natalie: I don't know. Why?
    Horatio: Because he is not dead. I said he is living. And you call yourself a CSI?
    Natalie: But you know living people have been buried alive by kidnappers, so your answer is wrong. And you call yourself a CSI?
     
  13. Need4Speed

    Need4Speed Coroner

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    haha!! that's good!

    Ryan:is it legal a man marry his widow's sister?
    Eric:yeah, of cousre he can
    Ryan:haha!! no he can't you dumba**!! because he's dead!!
    Eric:*slaps forhead*

    Ryan:if all sides of your house face south and a bear walked by what color would it be?
    Eric:i don't know. brown?
    Ryan:no! idiot! it would be white because if all sides of your house face south that means you have to be living in the north pole! so it would be a polar bear! duh! what kind of CSI are you!?

    Ryan:hey H do you know where the treasure is buried?
    H:what treasure?
    Ryan:the treasure of Ima Wiener
    H:Ima Wiener?
    Ryan and Eric: :lol:

    H:hey Ryan, can you do....
    Ryan::eek: OMFG!!
    Eric::eek: everyone run!!!! it's a sign of the apocolypse!!!
    H called Ryan by his first name!!!
    *everyone runs in panic*
     
  14. CarolineAmanda

    CarolineAmanda Witness

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    H: *pulls his gun and holds it in one hand* DROP THE TEDDY! I REPEAT ,DROP THE TEDDY OR YOU *puts on sunnies* WILL DIE!
    Megan: WTF is goin on here?
    H: Mr wolfe *puts gun back and places hands on hips* took my teddy!
    Ryan: I Did'nt take your teddy!*points at delko* It was Eric!
    Delko: It wasnt me, It was Stetler!*points at stetler*
    Stetler: :eek: Oh crud!
    H: Thats it Rick! You're gone! *Pulls gun on stetler*
     
  15. bulletboomgal

    bulletboomgal Hit and Run

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    H: And that is how we do things *puts on sunnies* Miami style
    The Who:YYYEEEEEAAA....
    Calleigh: *Screaming at the Who* OMFG :mad: do you guys follow him everywhere waiting for him to so a cheesey onliner!
    The Who: *Shrug*YYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

    Probably rubbish I know but I haven't done this before
     

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