Ryan: I LOVE ALL ANIMALS!!! HAHA!!!! *A whole bunch of animals come in through the window, the birds on his arms while his arms are spread open and all the other animals standing behind him.*
*H is about to perfoem this huge dangerous stunt* Eric:H what are you doing?!? Calleigh:you'll get hurt! Hon't worry. I saw this in a movie once. Ryanh yeah what movie was that? Jacka**?!? :lol: H:no. for your information it was Spiderman. Eric:H you don't have spider powers. H:shut up Eric. *smacks Eric*
Eric: (humming) Spiderpig, spiderpig, does whatever a spiderpig does *spiderpig walks in* H: Ah, there's my sidekick now! Wait... WHERE ARE YOUR SUNNIES OF JUSTICE: Pig: *oink*
LOL! Well, that's going to have me laughing for the rest of the day. Eric: To sleep with, or not to sleep with, that is the question. Ryan: Geez, Eric everyone already knows what you're going to choose, so just go get you god d*** bed ready already.
Horatio: *imitating lil jon* YEAH! OKAY! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! The name is Little Jon.. Calleigh: okay...lets go process our evidence, now. Lil Jon(horatio): HUH,WHAT? Calleigh: we're going to process the evidence,now. Lil Jon(horatio): HUH,WHAT? Calleigh: screw this, i'm not gonna bother with you.(walks away) Lil Jon(horatio): OKAY!
H:hey Ryan what do you call an ugly guy in drag crossed with a gay guy? Ryan:uh i don't know. H:Isn't it obvious? Stetler! Both: :lol: *Eric and Ryan were prank calling H* Eric:Hey H can you see if a friend of mine and Ryan's is at the lab yet? H:sure Eric what's thier name? Eric:first name, Amanda. Last name, Kissandhug. Hk. *to everyone in the atrium waiting for people* I need Amanda Kissandhug! Calleigh: *snikcers* H:what!? Calleighh nothing.... *H hung up and Eric and Ryan laughed histerically*
Oh, well that made my day, and probably tomorrow. Eric: Ryan, say fork. Ryan: Fork. Eric: Spell fork. Ryan: F-o-r-k. Eric: Say fork three times. Ryan: Fork fork fork. Eric: Say it again. Ryan: Fork. Eric: Spell it four times. Ryan: F-o-r-k f-o-r-k f-o-r-k f-o-r-k. Eric: What do you use to eat soup? Ryan: Spoon. Eric: DA**IT!
haha, that was good! there's also another trick like that only it goes like this.... Eric: H, say Milk. H: Milk. Ryan: Spell milk. H: M-i-l-k. Eric: Say milk three times. H: Milk milk milk. Ryan: Say it again. H: milk. Eric: Spell it four times. H: M-i-l-k M-i-l-k M-i-l-k M-i-l-k Ryan: What do cows drink? H: Milk Ryan and Eric: :lol: Eric:OMFG!!! Ryan:H everyone knows cows drink water! H:*slaps forhead* da** it! i can't believe i fell for that!
LOL I like the milk one more! Horatio: I wrote a letter to the president*said with a large smile* Calleigh: By the look of that smile it said 'I love you, see you at eight' you stupid gayfer.
Horatio: If the greatest amount of something is spelled M-O-S-T, a synonym of brag is spelled B-O-A-S-T, and a haunting spirit is spelled G-H-O-S-T, then how do you spell what you put in a toaster? Ryan: T-O-A-S-T. Horatio: Wrong. It's B-R-E-A-D. With brains like that, I'm transferring you to Internal Affairs Department. Horatio: Why can't a man living in the Winston-Salem, NC, be buried west of the Mississippi River? Natalie: I don't know. Why? Horatio: Because he is not dead. I said he is living. And you call yourself a CSI? Natalie: But you know living people have been buried alive by kidnappers, so your answer is wrong. And you call yourself a CSI?
haha!! that's good! Ryan:is it legal a man marry his widow's sister? Eric:yeah, of cousre he can Ryan:haha!! no he can't you dumba**!! because he's dead!! Eric:*slaps forhead* Ryan:if all sides of your house face south and a bear walked by what color would it be? Eric:i don't know. brown? Ryan:no! idiot! it would be white because if all sides of your house face south that means you have to be living in the north pole! so it would be a polar bear! duh! what kind of CSI are you!? Ryan:hey H do you know where the treasure is buried? H:what treasure? Ryan:the treasure of Ima Wiener H:Ima Wiener? Ryan and Eric: :lol: H:hey Ryan, can you do.... Ryan: OMFG!! Eric: everyone run!!!! it's a sign of the apocolypse!!! H called Ryan by his first name!!! *everyone runs in panic*
H: *pulls his gun and holds it in one hand* DROP THE TEDDY! I REPEAT ,DROP THE TEDDY OR YOU *puts on sunnies* WILL DIE! Megan: WTF is goin on here? H: Mr wolfe *puts gun back and places hands on hips* took my teddy! Ryan: I Did'nt take your teddy!*points at delko* It was Eric! Delko: It wasnt me, It was Stetler!*points at stetler* Stetler: Oh crud! H: Thats it Rick! You're gone! *Pulls gun on stetler*
H: And that is how we do things *puts on sunnies* Miami style The Who:YYYEEEEEAAA.... Calleigh: *Screaming at the Who* OMFG do you guys follow him everywhere waiting for him to so a cheesey onliner! The Who: *Shrug*YYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Probably rubbish I know but I haven't done this before