This one is a follow-up to one I did in the ~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~ thread. First a little stroll down memory lane-{~Quotes You WON'T Hear # 2~} followed by part 2. ENJOY! Link to: Post the "quote" below came from One week later... a.k.a. Part 2. *Horatio is walking home because someone-[Stetler]-decided to have some fun with Horatio's Hummer by slashing all 4 tires and the spare, putting in a completely dead battery and stealing the starter.* *Horatio bumps into someone* Horatio: Sorry about that. I wasn't watching where I was going. Hey!!! Wait a second!!! Aren't you Larry Wilcox from CHiPs??? Larry: Yep. That's me. Horatio: Can I have your autograph??? Larry: Sure. Where do you want me to sign??? *Horatio turns around, drops his pants and points to his behind. Horatio: Right here. Larry: You pervert. *Larry turns and starts walking off.* Horatio: Well last week Erik Estrada signed my little Horatio. *Larry covers his ears runs off screaming.* Larry(running and screaming): AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Horatio: *sprays new AXE Miami VICE on* Cal: H that's evidence you shouldn't- *sniffs* Bow chika wow wow.... Horatio: AHHHHHHHHH! [/QUOTE] HAHAHA!! OMG! HAHAHA! That is good. I actually did that to a teacher once cuz he wears alot of axe! HAHAHA! This is good though!
(We hear sirens and see a massive number of Miami Dade Police Cars swarm on some area by the Marina. Police choppers are in the sky circling the area and we hear indistinct radio chatter as they go about it. A SWAT team in body armour comes out and begins setting up a perimeter. A Crime Lab Hummer pulls up and we see Frank Tripp and Calleigh Duquesne jump out. Erik Delko runs up to greet them.) Frank: What's the SitRep, Delko? Delko: It's UGLY! He's been in there for a while! Calleigh: Are you sure this situation demands this much of a response? Erik: This is Horatio you're talking about, Calleigh! Frank: Still... (The three walk at a good clip up to Horatio, whose back is to the Camera. His back remains to the camera as they speak with him. Calleigh: Is it that bad, Horatio? Horatio: I don't see... how it could be... any worse... Frank: What is the problem here? What's the major emergency? (The Swat team sends a robot with a grappling arm into a Port-O-Potty as the music shows tension building. The camera shifts from each team members face showing their beaded sweat on their browns and grimaced faces--everyone's except Horatio'.s. The music builds to a crescendo and the robot comes out holding something in its grappling arm.) Frank: What in the HELL!?!?!?! Calleigh: You don't mean?!??! (Horatio turns around and he's not wearing his shades, grimacing. The camera then shoots a fast zoom over to the SWAT robot arm... it's H's Shades of Justice covered with poop.) Erik: H.... don't lose it! Horatio: For the love of GOD, NOOOOOOO!!!! Frank: You mean all this Drama was because H dropped his sunglasses in the CRAPPER? SUNUVABITCH!!!! (Cue theme music and cue in the credits!)
Horatio: Frank I want your hot body. Frank: What the hell,H?! Horatio: Oh,did I say that outloud? My bad. Frank: -walks away shaking his head-
LOL!!! i kept tinking this!! Great minds think alike!! this is an altered version of Triple Threat *H and Ryan are talking to MR. Whitford* H:Mr. Whitford, I'll be Frank Ryanoh can I be Eric!? H:what? Ryan:you said you were going to be Frank and i want to be Eric... H:*slaps Ryan* you idiot. Ryan:what!? what'd i do!? H:*shakes head and walks away*
sent this as a joke to my gf WITNESS This will be bad for his department accountability wise H Why's that, sergeant? WITNESS Well, officer, he checked in (puts on sunnies) but he won't check out
HAHA to all you guys! I expect them to do this any day now.... Crime Lab Hummer is driving along the beach with a large speaker attached to roof. (like in 'BLues BrotherS) and Eric is making the following annoucement: Eric: All criminal activity is hearby ordered to stop by order of Super H and the Mighty Sunglasses of Justice. That is all. People on the beach: WTF?!
*the team was listening to Rockstar by Nickelback* Radio:They'll get you anything with that evil smile. everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial... Ryan:*cough*ERIC*cough* H and Calleigh: :lol: Eric:hey!! that was only because of my sister!!! I'm not a druggie!!! Ryan: SSSSSUUURRREEEE and i'm the Easter bunny... H and Calleigh: :lol: Eric:you know what Wolfe...STFU! Ryan:aww what's the matter poor little druggie can't handle a tussel with the big boys? H and Calleigh: :lol: Eric: *pouts and walks away*
You know the tongue twister Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers??? And you know how some people spit-(mist) when they say a word with P in it??? Well, I've incorporated both of those into this set of quotes. Capital Ps mean to spit like spitting out a little seasame seed. Horatio(to Eric and Ryan): PePPeroni Pizza?!?!?! I didn't say PePPeroni Pizza. I said a Peck of Pickled PePPers, you Pinheads!!! Eric(sarcastically): Thanks for sPitting on us, H. Ryan(sarcastically): Yeah, we really aPPreciate it. Horatio: You 2 guys sPit on me again and I'll be the last Person either of you ever sPit on. Eric: Everytime you sPit on us... Ryan(finishing Eric's sentence): We're gonna sPit on you. Eric and Ryan turn and run. Horatio(to himself): Those 2 Pinheads better run. :devil:
Yelina:...Horatio....I...Love you. Horatio: ...Yelina....I love *Puts on shades* Me too. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
this had probably been said before but i hav to say it. its been on my mind all day. Speed: I'm feeling a need...