~Quotes You WON'T Hear # 3~

LOL :p

*Ryan was examining a net and he gets caught in it and falls to the floor*
Ryan:AAAAHHHHHH! Somebody help me!!
*Eric comes in*
Eric:Ryan, what are you doing?
Ryan:I'm baking a freaking cake! what does it look like i'm doing!? now help me!!!
*Eric laughs and walks away*
Ryan:hey wait!!! come back here!!! Help me!!
 
Hankster said:
Horatio: Guess what... I've got... a fever... and the only... prescription... is... (He puts his shades on) MORE COWBELL...
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:lol: that is too funny.

i'm gonna give this a try...

H: You know how I know you're gay?
Eric: How?
H: You like the movie "Maid in Manhatten"
Eric: You know how I know you're gay?
H: How?
Eric: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once.
H: You know how I know you're gay?
Eric: How?
H: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Eric: Thats gay?
 
[everyone eating lunch; Horatio reading newspaper]
*silence*
Everyone: ............
Horatio: *puts down newpaper* Who the hell is Micheal Scofield?
 
Hunter said:
[everyone eating lunch; Horatio reading newspaper]
*silence*
Everyone: ............
Horatio: *puts down newpaper* Who the hell is Micheal Scofield?
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Seriously, who is he? I'm cofused. even without knowing that would be a funny scene though. lol
 
From Wikipedia:

Michael Scofield is the fictional main protagonist in the American television series, Prison Break. He is portrayed by Wentworth Miller. The character first appeared in the series pilot as a man who stages a bank robbery in order to get sent into the prison where his older brother, Lincoln Burrows (Dominic Purcell), is being held until his execution.

Dynamo1 at the Reference Desk.
 
that sound similar to one i posted in the old thread....

*Ryan is reading the paper and Eric walks in*
Eric:hey man, anything good?
Ryan:nah, just this crap about these two guys named Jonathan Togo and Adam Rodriguez.
Eric:who the hell are they?
Ryan:*shrugs shoulders* just these two guys on a show called "CSI: Miami"
Eric:yeah, like anyone would watch that :rolleyes:
 
Dynamo1 said:
From Wikipedia:

Michael Scofield is the fictional main protagonist in the American television series, Prison Break. He is portrayed by Wentworth Miller. The character first appeared in the series pilot as a man who stages a bank robbery in order to get sent into the prison where his older brother, Lincoln Burrows (Dominic Purcell), is being held until his execution.

Dynamo1 at the Reference Desk.
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Thankies. :D

*sigh* It's only funny if you know the show. I should of added that at the bottom of my post. [/qoute]
The way I pictured it made it funny still, but i would have helped if I watched Prison Break. Not your fault, cause it was still funny. lol *shrugs* I'm weird. I know. So shut up everyone. :lol:
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(Ryan sprays AXE: Miami Vice spray on himself.)

Natalia: Here are those DNA tests from Valera. (Sniffs) Better lay off the garlic, Ryan. (she walks off)

Ryan: Why didn't it work for me?

(A Big Burly Miami/Dade Cop walks by, pauses, sniffs the air then sidles up behind Ryan)

Miami/Dade Cop: (In a DEEP BASS voice) BOW CHIKA WOW WOOOWWWW....

Ryan: (Agape and frightened) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
 
Natalia and Valera are sitting in a smelly newsroom, waiting to be interviewed by CBS.

Natalia: Valera, can I ask you a question?

Valera: Sure

Natalia: Do you think John Hagen is hot?

Valera: No....

Natalia: What? You bitch!

They get into a catfight.

Natalia: He is the hottest man alive!

Valera: Actually he's dead you dolt!

Natalia: I know that, you naive simpleton... *smacks Valera*

Meanwhile, H is filming the whole fight. He is pleasured to see that the two hottest chicks are fighting over him.

H: They love me so much!

Delko: Keep dreaming!

H: I didn't ask you!

Delko: Well I'm just saying...

Yelina storms into the room looking really pissed.

Yelina: Horatio how could you?!

H: Eh?

Yelina: You are checking out Natalia and Valera! You even film them in the shower daily! Pervert!

H: *blushes* How did you know that?

Yelina: Calleigh told me!

You hear a piercing scream because Calleigh accidentally shot herself in the ballistics lab.

Yelina: You are cheating on me. But now it's going to stop! *pulls out a gun and shoots H*

H: Ahhhh! *doubles up on the floor*

Ryan: What is this place, San Francisco?

Yelina: Oh [censored] you piece of [censored] [censored] [censored]

Ryan: There are children watching!

Yelina: Does it look like I care?!

She walks away, swearing.

Meanwhile, Natalia breaks a wine bottle over Valera's head.

Natalia: Brush up on your DNA skills!

Valera: I do!

Natalia: Not as much as me!

Reporter: Time for your interview!
 
dogbert14 said:
From episode 2, season 6

Tripp: Horatio, you think SPEEDLE did this?
H: Well you know what they say Frank - Speed Kills!
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ROFL .... brilliant I've been waiting for ages to spring this on a friend of mine :D trouble is step one involves tying her to a chair and forcing her to watch a few episodes :lol: .... I don't get the chicken one tho :(
 
Eric: Frank, you're bald.
Frank: That's Sargeant Tripp to you, fella. And yes, good eye for a CSI.
Ryan: Here, Sarge. Put on this hat. You don't want that dome to get sunburned.
Frank: Isn't that hat kinda ole fashion?
Eric: We're just trying to help. Now put this Tootsie Pop into your mouth and repeat after me... "Who loves ya, baby!"
Frank: You do know I still carry a gun. Three... Two...
*Eric and Ryan run away screaming*
Frank: Who loves ya, baby!
 
another one from last night

*Kyle stands up puts on sunnies and does the hands on hips thing*
*H comes running in*
H:NO!! How dare you!!! How dare y- hey nice sunnies! where'd ya get them?
Kyle:Sunglasses hut...
H:i love that place!
Kyle:me too! *puts hands on hips*
H:nice hand plcement! *puts hands on hips* lets go!
Frank:But that's our suspect!!!*they walk away* HORATIO!!!! *shrugs* whatever....*sits down*
 
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