~Quotes You WON'T Hear # 3~

LOL...

Gotta love Monty Python :lol:

you guys rock.

Ryan: Hey, Stetler can I have my job back?
Stetler: Okay.

lame but I'm a bit distracted right now.
 
Eric:OMG H!! look at your arm!!
Horatio:*looks* tis but a scratch
Eric:A scratch!? your arms off!!
Horatio:eh...i've had worse
Eric:you liar!!
*Stetler cuts off Horatio's other arm and runs away*
Eric:OMG!!!
Horatio:it's just a flesh wound......
 
^ continuing...

Eric: But now, without any arms, you can't put your sunglasses on or take them off.
Horatio: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
 
hehe nice addition Dynamo1!! very nice!! :lol: gotta love the Monty Python humor!!!! LOL!!!! OH god i love Monty Python.... :lol: so great....
 
I call this set of quotes "Fun with Robo H"
a.k.a. "OOPS!!! Ryan did it again."
In this, Calleigh's run in with Robo H Ryan's remembering is a copy and paste of a post of mine in ~Quotes You WON'T Hear #2~

Ryan: Hey, H. Would you kill Stetler for me???
Robo H: Sure, Mr. Wolfe.
Robo H: Hey, Stetler!!!
*Stetler turns to face Robo H*
*BANG!!! Robo H shoots Stetler in the heart. BANG!!! Robo H shoots Stetler in the head*
*Ryan waiting for Robo H sees Real H approaching and realizing it Real H remembers watching Calleigh's run in with Robo H.*
Ryan remembering...
Calleigh: Horatio.
Horatio: Yes.
Calleigh: I have a...
Horatio: Yes.
Calleigh: Ihaveaquestion.
Horatio: Yes.
Calleigh: Would you...
Horatio: Yes.
Calleigh: I didn't...
Horatio: Yes.
Calleigh: Didn't finish.
Horatio: Yes.
Eric comes up and whispers in Calleigh's ear. Points to Horatio and then points to Calleigh's right, straight down the hall.
Calleigh: Oh...
Horatio: Yes.
Calleigh: Thank you, Eric.
Horatio: Yes.
Calleigh walks toward where Eric pointed. While walking, Calleigh yells...
Hey!!! Ann Donahue!!! Can we get Robo H off the set???
Horatio: Yes.

*Ryan says "I think I'm in trouble." quietly to himself but NOT quiet enough to keep Real Horatio from hearing it*
Real Horatio: Hello, Mr. Wolfe. What are you doing here???
Ryan (quietly to himself): I think I'm in trouble.
*Ryan leaves*
Real Horatio (quietly to himself): Wonder what he did this time.
Robo H: I killed Stetler for you, Mr. Wolfe. Mr. Wolfe??? *looks around* Robo H (to Real Horatio): Where's Mr. Wolfe???
Real Horatio: He left. What was that about you killing Stetler???
Robo H (trying to cover for himself): Nothing. I'm malfunctioning. *walks off still saying* Nothing. I'm malfunctioning. Nothing. I'm malfunctioning.
Real Horatio (quietly to himself): Mr. Wolfe was right, he is in trouble.
 
Eric: 10 bucks says you cant
Cal: your on.....H Do you have the time please?
H: *Takes of sunnies and looks at rist* It would appear not ma'am *Ryan walks past* *turns towards Ryan and puts sunnies back on* Whats the time Mr Wolfe?
Cal and Eric: :lol:
Ryan: 3 o'clock *wonders why E/C are laughing :confused:*
Cal: Thanks *Smiles and turns to Eric* 10 bucks please.

Cheesy and more than likly been done before but I cant think of anything else
 
haha here's another time one....

Cal:hey Eric do you know what time it is?
Eric:no i forgot my watch..Hey Ryan do you know what time it is?
Ryan:yeah hold on *looks at H and H puts his sunnies on* 2:15.
Cal:how'd you know what time it was by looking at Horatio?
Ryan:because he always puts his sunnies on and takes them off every ten minutes....
Eric: :rolleyes: i always knew he put them on like clockwork... :lol:
Ryan and Cal: :lol:
 
I call this set of quotes CSI: Miami meets Shark.

Horatio: Who does Sebastian "Shark" Stark think he is??? *Horatio puts on shades* Me???
*Horatio goes over and taps Shark on the shoulder. When Shark turns around, Horatio grabs Shark's sunglasses and runs*
Shark: Hey!!! Give me back my sunglasses!!!
Horatio: My sunglasses now. You want'em??? Come get'em. If you can catch me.
*Horatio runs, Shark chases*
*Shark catches Horatio, punches Horatio and get his sunglasses back. While Shark's at it, he takes Horatio's sunglasses as well*
Shark: Now I have a spare pair of shades.
Horatio: Give me back my sunglasses!!!
Shark: If you really want'em you'll have to catch me.
*Shark runs, Horatio chases*
*Shark is faster than Horatio. How do you think he caught Horatio so quick???*

Meanwhile, under a big shade tree nearby...
*Calleigh, Alexx, Natalia and Valera have been watching all this*
Calleigh: Boys and their toys. UH!!! :rolleyes:
Natalia: Here. Here.
Valera: I hear you.
Alexx: Ain't it the truth??? Come on ladies let's go grab something to eat. I'm hungry.
Calleigh: So am I.
Natalia: I'm starving.
Valera: You wanna know about starving??? I'll give you lessons. I haven't eaten since...*thinking, looks at watch*...4 pm yesterday evening. Nearly 24 hrs.
Natalia: Yep. She's starving.
Alexx: Definitely starving.
Calleigh: Valera just moved to the front of the food line in the cafeteria.
 
Eric: Hi, Ryan.
Ryan: Hey, Eric. Hello, Calleigh. How are you doing?
Calleigh: We just have a quick moment before we have to get back to work.
Ryan: OK then, I'll hurry. Do you want fries with that?
 
I know, no double posting. Bad, bad girl Heather tut tut. But I can't edit my last post any more and this place is dead.

*H is talking about a case.*
Eric: I gotta pee, I gotta pee, I gotta pee. *Squeezes his legs together and wiggles*,
Cal: Eric, what the hell you doing.
Eric: I gotta pee, I gotta pee, I gotta pee. *Dances some more*.
Cal: For God's sake tie a knot in it already.
Eric: I wouldn't have to if he didn't have to do his stupid pauses. I gotta pee, I gotta pee, I gotta pee.
Cal: You really need a pee?
Eric: Yes I do.....
Cal: *Shakes a bottle of water next to his ear :lol:*.
Eric: *Stands up* H for God's sake hurry up or you are gonna clean the puddle *Sits back down*.
H: Mr Delko *Takes of sunnies* is there a problem?
Eric: Yes there is. I gotta pee, I gotta pee, I gotta pee. *Dances some more*.
 
:lol: :lol: Oh my god, the image of Ryan "behind the counter" or at the drive thru just had me laughing all over. So what, Horatio hired his Mr. Wolfe to work alongside him at KFC? :D
 
Eric: But H! I saw Speed! He showed me where the evidence was!
Horatio: PADDED WALLS FOR LYFE, YO.

That was a joke with my friend so I don't know if that's funny to anyone else but it was to us. :p
 
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