~Quotes You WON'T Hear # 3~

LOL, guys. I'm in a silly mood today.

Frank: The body was found in a dumpster.
(We see stinky body in dumpster full of ants and rotten food.)
Ryan: I ain't going in †here.
H: Me neither.
Calliegh: You are such girls. (climbs in)
 
^ OR...

Frank: The body was found in a dumpster.
(We see stinky body in dumpster full of ants and rotten food.)
Eric: I ain't going in †here.
Calleigh: Me neither.
Horatio: Let me call Ryan. He will do ANYTHING to get his job back.
 
Yet another version of ^^that^^

Frank: The body was found in a dumpster.
(We see stinky body in dumpster full of ants and rotten food.)
Eric: I ain't going in †here.
Calleigh: Me neither.
Horatio: Let me call Ryan. He will do ANYTHING to get his job back.
Ryan arrives at the scene.
Horatio: Mr. Wolfe. How would you like to earn points towards getting your CSI job back???
Horatio points to inside the dumpster.
Ryan: Forget it, H. I'd rather kiss Stetler.
Horatio: That could be arranged.
Ryan: I was kidding about Stetler. And I'm NOT climbing in there. But speaking of Stetler, make him climb in there.
All of them: Yeah. Yeah. That's a good ideal. Let's do it.
They go get Stetler. When they come back, Eric and Calleigh are carrying Stetler by the arms. Horatio and Ryan are holding Stetler's ankle. They toss him in.
Horatio: Congratulation, Rick. You just got initiated as a CSI. Start sifting.
Rick: I'm gonna kill you guys.
Frank: Hey Jake!!! Did you get what Sgt. Stetler just said on tape???
Jake: Sure did!!!
 
Dynamo1 said:
^ OR...

Frank: The body was found in a dumpster.
(We see stinky body in dumpster full of ants and rotten food.)
Eric: I ain't going in †here.
Calleigh: Me neither.
Horatio: Let me call Ryan. He will do ANYTHING to get his job back.
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This one is especially appropiate this season. :D
 
Sphinx,
Please permit me to quote myself.
Carolyn318 said
Horatio: Let me call Ryan. He will do ANYTHING to get his job back.
Ryan arrives at the scene.
Horatio: Mr. Wolfe. How would you like to earn points towards getting your CSI job back???
Horatio points to inside the dumpster.
Ryan: Forget it, H. I'd rather kiss Stetler.
Horatio: That could be arranged.
Ryan: I was kidding about Stetler. And I'm NOT climbing in there. But speaking of Stetler, make him climb in there.
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See??? I included the part about Ryan getting his CSI job back.
 
LOL.

He would do it to get his job back. I was thinking of how much Calliegh hates ants, and of a Star Trek blooper with Jonthan Frakes being very silly.

Here's another one.

Vic's wife: Now what am I going to without him?

H::mad: Oh, get over it. I'm sick of listening to you people cry and ask me for my number. I can't solve all your problems!


That would never be said. :rolleyes:
 
(Continuing from Horatio's shades being dropped in the crapper)

Horatio: My shades.... for the Love of God... NO!!!

Frank: How much longer is he going to keep on crying?

Delko: We can get soemeone to clean them for you H... good as new...

Calleigh: And I know just the man to do it!

Horatio: (Suddenly calm and rational) So do I. (Picks up his cell phone and speed-dials a number)

Ryan: (Voice) Yeah Horatio. What can I do for you?

Horatio: Mr. Wolfe... I have a task for you to do... if you do it well.... you will have... your job back.

Ryan: (Voice) Sorry H. I saw what happened on Channel 4 live. I'm not cleaning the crap off of your shades. (Hangs up.)

Horatio: It was worth a shot...
 
Random thought on H's sunglasses.

Calliegh: Horatio, why do you always wear those sunglasses?

H: They're nor ordinary sunglasses, they're x-ray specs. They can see through most clothing!

(Cal notices that H is staring at her and slaps him.)


Ryan: Hey, guys. (H shifts his attention to Ryan.)
H: Nothing, Mr. Wolf. (continues to stare at him.)
(Cal whispers in Ryan's ear and he slaps H.)
 
Leftyguitar said:
Vic's wife: Now what am I going to without him?

H::mad: Oh, get over it. I'm sick of listening to you people cry and ask me for my number. I can't solve all your problems!


That would never be said. :rolleyes:
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:lol:
I like that one! Given H's rapport with some of the women on that show, it wouldn't be said, but it would be hilarious if he did...
 
haha!!! these are great!!! and yeah i was thinking about the ant thing too...Cal hates them...i know. we learn that in Wannabe.

and as for the H asking Ryan what time it is...i must add to that!

H:Mr. Wolfe what time is it?
Ryan:3:01.......uh-oh *covers ears*
H:*gasp* NNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWHHHHYYYYYYY?!?!? IT"S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
*Eric and Cal come over with their ears covered*
Eric:he miss his putting on sunnies time again!?
Ryan:Yep!!
Cal:He what!?
Ryan:he missed his..
Cal:what!?
Ryan:NEVER MIND!!!!
Eric and Cal:WHAT!?
*Ryan slaps his forhead*
 
STETLER: Horatio, I'm applying for a job outside of Miami. Can you give me a referance? I'm really sorry about all I've ever done to you.

H: No worries, Rick. Take care.

Later....

H is writing the referral.

H(typing): For a man of his hygiene, he doesn't steal as much as you'd think. I suspect he's on drugs.

In Stetler's job interview....

EMPLOYER: ...And then he says you're prone to anger and denial. Is that true?

STETLER: NO!!!
 
Calleigh: Eric, thanks for bringing us to Disney World for my birthday.
Horatio: Yes, Eric. Thank you.
Eric: I actually brought you for another reason. Notice Goofy over there?
Calleigh: Yes.
Horatio: What about him?
Eric: Notice anything familiar about how he walks? How he moves?
Calleigh and Horatio: RYAN!!!
 
oh poor Ryan!!! makeing him Goofy of all chracters?!? but it kind fits :lol: but i pictur Ryan as more of a Mickey kinda guy because he's too short to be Goofy...LOL!! Just kidding!! I LOVE YOU RYAN!!!!!!!


Kyle:why are you doing this?
H:because... Kyle *deep raspy breath* I am your father.....

After Kyle finds out H is his dad
Klye:eek:k i get the haircut...but was it really neciassary to dye my hair red and get me a pair if sunnies?
H:yes.....yes it was.
Kyle:and why's that?
H:now i have my own "Mini-Me" just like Doctor Evil.....
Kyle:*slaps self on forhead*
 
*H is walking along the beach with Kyle*

Horatio (singing): People let me tell you 'bout my best friend, He's a warm hearted person who'll love me till the end. (from Courtship of Eddie's Father)
 
Ryan walks into the lab and all eyes turn to him...
Ryan: I've decided I don't want to work in the legal system anymore. I never wanted to do this in the first place. I wanted to be...
a LUMBERJACK! Leaping from tree to tree!
As they float down the great rivers
of British Columbia
with my best girl by my side...
Alexx: Yes, I will, honey! I thought you'd never ask!
Horatio (aside): What they don't realize *takes off sunnies* is that BC's industry is now very focused on tourism, housing, education, and technology. Few people are lumberjacks anymore.
Tripp: OMG! Horatio said a full sentence! *Tripp faints*
 
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