I know this is longer than 4-5 lines but it's short as I can make it and include everyone. When Stetler tries to find out what's going on but no one will tell him. What's going on is Horatio and the gang are just seeing how annoying and mean they can be to Stetler. Actually, it's me coming up with yet another way to be mean to Stetler. :devil: I call this set of quotes... Keeping Stetler In The Dark Stetler: Horatio. Horatio: Eric. Eric: Ryan. Ryan: Frank. Frank: Calleigh. Calleigh: Jake Jake: Natalia. Natalia: Valera. Valera: Alexx. Alexx: Cooper. Cooper: Stetler. Stetler: Great. Now that we all know each other. Someone please tell me what's going on here. Horatio: Eric, tell Rick what's going on. Eric: Ryan, Horatio said to tell Stetler what's going on. Ryan: Not me. Frank, do me a favor, tell Stetler what's going on. Frank: I don't do favors for a dust monkey whose last name is the same as an animal. Calleigh, tell Stetler what's going on. Calleigh: Jake, be a sweetheart and save me from having look at or talk to Stetler. You tell Stetler what's going on here. Jake: I would but I don't know what's going on here, myself. Natalia, you tell Stetler what's going on. Natalia: My lips are sealed. Valera, you tell Stetler what's going on. Valera: I would but I'm like Jake. I don't know what's going on here, either. Alexx, would you please tell Stetler what's going on here??? Alexx: I would. But I made a vow to myself to NEVER speak to ANY IA officer unless I absolutely have to. This doesn't qualify as absolutely have to. Cooper, you tell Stetler what's going on here. Cooper-(in a whining voice): Horatio, please tell Stetler what's going on. I don't wanna have to deal with him. Horatio: OK. Rick. Nothing is going on here. Isn't that right folks??? Eric: Yep. Ryan: That's right, Horatio. Frank: Yes sir. Nothing is going on here. Calleigh: Horatio's right. Nothing is going on here. Jake: Nothing but the rent is going on here, Sgt. Stetler. Natalia: All's quiet here. Nothing's happening. Valera: Just like Horatio said, nothing is going on here. Alexx: Not a cotton-picking thing is going on here. Cooper: Nothing's going on here. Trust me. I'm too bored for there to be anything going on here. Stetler(sarcastically): Yeah, sure there's nothing going on here. And I'm Tim Speedle's biological father. Group: *GASP* YOU ARE?!?!?! Speedle's ghost-(without being seen or heard): ICK. If I didn't know Stetler was being sarcastic, I'd give myself a ghostly DNA test.