LOL You guys are funny. This was inspired by last night's eppie: Ryan is sleeping when phone rings. Ryan: *grumbles* Next time I'm gunna turn the damn thing off. *Into Phone* What is Frank? Frank: Wear green tommarrow. Ryan: Why? Frank: Just do it. Ryan: Whatever. *Hangs up and goes back to sleep* THAT Morning Ryan walks over and sees Frank is wearing a Green tie.His shirt is the same color. Ryan: Frank,... *is interupted by arrival of Calliegh. she sees the matching clothes* Cal: *does double take* Why are you guys wearing matching clothes? Ryan:I don't know. Frank: But don't we look so cute together? Calliegh: Errmmm...
What do you get when you combine Horatio's line "Burn, baby, burn" from the season 5 episode Curse of the Coffin with last night's scene of a clean and uninjured Horatio getting out of the exploded Hummer??? This is what you get. ============================================================ *Horatio comes in and everyone is dressed exactly like him. Including the style, thickness and color of his hair. And also sunglasses just like his.* HORATIO: What's going on here??? CALLEIGH: Today is Horatio Caine day. RYAN: It was Stetler's ideal. HORATIO: Rick. I just have one question: Why??? STETLER: For your getting out of that burning Hummer yesterday clean and uninjured. ERIC: Yeah. That was pretty amazing, H. HORATIO: Clean and uninjured??? Amazing??? Then what would you call this??? *Horatio opens the entire front of his shirt. His chest and stomach area have one, BIG burn on them.* CALLEIGH, RYAN, STETLER, ERIC, NATALIA, FRANK, VALERA(overlaping): Oh!!! EW!!! I didn't need to see that!!! Make way before I puke on you!!! And I thought Alexx popping that bloater in Death Eminentwas disgusting. Excuse me. Never a barf bag around when you need one. ALEXX(quietly to self): Oh come on, people. Take some Pepto Bismol and deal with it. I've seen a whole lot worse on my autopsy table. (normal speaking volume to Horatio): Are you okay, Horatio??? HORATIO: I'm fine, Alexx. The ER doctor said it's just a surface burn. He gave me some ointments and creams to put on it to keep it from getting infected and to keep it from leaving a big, noticeable scar. ALEXX: That's good. Since you seem to be okay, would you mind if I go check on everyone else??? HORATIO: Go ahead, Alexx. *Everyone has cleared out. Some have gone to the restrooms and some have gone outside. Alexx is going around checking on all of them.* *Horatio is in the hall alone now.* HORATIO(quietly to himself): That is the last time I say something stupid like "Burn, baby, burn" when we have evidence or anything else, for that matter, in this lab that is supposedly unlucky, jynxed or cursed. ============================================================ See??? When I do the writing, Horatio gets injured. :devil:
Ryan: This is a dead parrot. Pet shop owner: He's just resting. Ryan: THIS IS AN EX-PARROT! I can prove it. *calls Alex she goes into the shop after a moment.* Ryan: You're a pathologist, could you please explain that this parrot is no more. Alex: He's just pining for fjords. Pet shop owner: Told you. Ryan: Pining for the... *Screams and shoots self. Alex: Now, that is an ex-CSI. Pet shop owner: *agrees* Parrot: I miss the fjords. New take on Monty Python's parrot sketch. Very silly, and it's fun to pick on poor Ryan. LOL
roflmfao :lol: That's hilarious! I love the Parrot sketch, it's my favourite! You guys are great. Keep it up!
*Ryan, Eric, Calleigh, and H walk into the victims house to process the crime scene. The entrance way is decorated with flowers and a beautiful chandeleir including a black piano* H:Oh, what a lovely piano... Eric, you and Ryan go upstairs and process that area, and Calleigh and I will stay down here and dust this piano for prints... Eric: ok, H *Ryan and Eric go upstairs and process the second floor, once they are done, they head downstairs...* Ryan: So Eric, Oh My god! What the... Eric: My Eyes! *They go downstairs to discover Horatio lying on top of the piano singing "I will survive" while calleigh is playing it* Ryan and Eric: Lol, I died while writing this... I can so see it...
^:lol: :lol: :lol: That's a silly image. Ryan: *screaming* Eric get down here. Eric: What's wrong? Ryan: Did you tell H I was the one who stole his sunnies and threw them in the swamp. ERic: Maybe... Ryan: He fired me for it, you jerk! He even started shooting at me. Eric: I'm sorry. Ryan: No you're not. Eric: Okay, I'm not. So?
Alternate version of ending of Guerillas in the Mist: DARREN BUTLER: Here's a pefect chance to show what the Vaporizer can do! He fires at H's Hummer. It explodes. DARREN: I'll finish it off. He fires again, and the Hummer explodes again. H crawls out of the wreckage, covered head to toe in soot. His sunglasses are broken and he has windshield glass embedded in him. His right arm is broken, too. H(whimpering): Oh...SHIT...this was not supposed to happen...*croak*
Ryan: Do you know where the murder weapon is? Witness: I fart in your general direction! Ryan: WTF?! Witness: Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries! Ryan: Is there someone else here that I can talk to? Witness: No. *blows rasberry* Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
*everyone is crowded around the little christmas tree that they put up in the lab, handing out presents. H: Ok here are my presents for all of you, open then all at one time! *everyone opens them at about the same time C: Thanks Horatio...They are little Horatio dolls. E: Yea thanks H, it was sweet of you... I think R: Wat in the heck am i supposed to do with this?! * Calleigh looks at Eric and whispers Oh crap now he's done it! Horatio pulls out his gun and shoots ryan. H: wat will u do with it Ryan? Why wont u tell me? R: I....I.... *ryan dies and no one else questions H about the little H's Next X-mas everyone gets lil sunnies for their lil H's!
**The team is gathered around the break room to exchange gifts.Horatio passes out small boxes to the team. Horatio:"Merry Christmas Guys and ladies." The team opens the boxes.And they are all sunnies like his. Eric pulls out the shades and grins at Horatio. Ericoes this mean we get to do *puts on his sunnies*one liners?" Horatio pouting:"No only me the red haired guy can" -pause- "because I'm *puts on his sunnies* invincible" Team: "Whatever"
Alternate version of Stand Your Ground Gunman: Kill the engine lady, now! Calleigh grabs something from her purse and waves it at him threateningly. Calleigh: POLICE OFFICER! Put the gun down NOW! Gunman: Nice courage, lady, but that's a Super Soaker. Try again next time.
LOL. that should happen on the show. silly. anyhow, Ryan: I think I'll go play in the mud and wrestle an aligator. Eric: Whatever. Ryan: Are you listening to me? Eric: No. Ryan: :devil: ERic is a big jerk. Eric. Yup. Ryan: and he smells like the canals he likes to swim in. Eric: *still not listening* Absoultly. Ryan: And he thinks that H's sunglasses make him invinible. H: Well, they do. My Sunglasses of Justice have magical powers. Ryan: You guys are no fun. Eric: You're right. Don't know where I was going with that, but it makes no sense.
Horatio: *takes off sunnies - looks shocked* Oh.. My... God... You *pause* You shot me and *pause* and I'm blee-eeding.