To Karen: You are soo cute, I think your accent is adorable, of course I'll keep attending
To S.: Since when are you an expert in relationships? And why can't you just accept that HALF A YEAR later, it's about time to move on? It was time 3 years ago actually, but whatever.
I can see why you feel like you do, but it's unrequited, get over it and look elsewhere. You're not doing yourself a favor by digging yourself deeper in. In fact, you're making a fool of yourself. You're already the butt of everybody's jokes. I don't want to hurt your feelings by telling you that again and again but you're pathetic.
You'll never find a girlfriend if you get hung up over someone who so obviously doesn't want you.
To M.: I miss you so much. Everyday that I don't hear from you I keep feeling sad, stupid and worried. Please, please just write back, so I know you at least received my letter and haven't forgotten about me. It's killing me to live in constant suspense. I'm feeling embarrassed about the things I wrote - and those I didn't. I wish I could call you, talk to you, visit you. I miss the time we've spend. I even miss your freaky dog. I really need to hear from you, I'm going crazy already. I can't wait until winter.
To no-one in particular: I'm happy. Don't give me strange looks just because I walk the streets with a smile on my face.
