To my History teacher:
BLACK. Not African American. Not everyone in Africa is black, and not all black people are Americans. OSDHGLSDK.
And the guy who killed slave owners? I guess you could say he's a martyr, but don't imply what he did was good just because he went to extremes to show his opinions. Didn't Hitler go to extremes to get rid of the Jews? What about the KKK? And what about all those serial killers who kill certain types of men or women because they think they're doing the world a favor? I don't see any parades for them.
BLARGH. Stupid teacher. Nice person, but. akjsghklsd.
Oh, and
To my science teacher:
Hypothesis: If Mr. Dill would explain static electricity better, then maybe this would be an easier lab report to type, because I wouldn't be trying to talk about stuff I don't know anything about. I don't even know what the point of the lab was, wtf.
Honest to God, I learn more watching a 45 minute episode of CSI than I do in an hour and a half in your freaking class. By the way. Antigens and antibodies? Different things. Stop interchanging them.