Similar thing.
To the "friend/s":
I come in in the mornings, sit in my seat next to you, and say "good morning", and then you f*** off to the rest of our "mates" and give me evils. Then when I try to come over and talk you lot you go back to your own seat, and on and on.
Stop being such a bitch. what did I do to you? As far as I remember, that would be, uh, NOTHING BITCH!!!
Other "mate" :
You tell me off about my temper and bad language. What the f***, are you immune, or do you have a selective memory, or what? You use the worst words under the sky, ones I never even write, let alone say, and scream at me for no good reason, and then when a fully deserving asshole drives me to yelling at them, you scold me! BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn I feel good.
One more thing:
to the boy: I still like you. Can we talk? You don't even know I like you - maybe a friendship would be enough. I'm not even sure, but boy, you're all that I ever think about! I didn't even mean that as a pun