To my science teacher: Okay, I know my module is due today but I'm not done and it's hard. You gave me 24 hours to get an entire book done and I can't finish it on time. Really. I can't. I still have another module to finish and my final exam is on tuesday. Are you a friggin slave driver? Ugh. I'm not THAT smart. Unlike you who has the answer book RIGHT THERE. And oh by the way, I'm leaving for a different province this weekend and it's about oh...1000 kilometers away so HA! Try calling me NOW.