Movie and characters, please. C1: If you are well enough to do that, can you work for me? C2: Yeah, how can I help? C1: Milking, mabye. C2: Milking. C1: Yes, you know, cows. C2: Yeah. I've seen pictures.
(C2 is having trouble milking a cow) C1: You never had your hands on a teat before. C2: Not one this big. (Long pause; then C1 roars with laughter)
I thought about going with another Harrison Ford quote, since we seem to be having a theme, but I thought it'd be too easy, so I decided to go for one of my favs
C1: Suck my fat one, you cheap, dime-store hood.
C2: Whatdya gonna do? Shoot us all?
C1: No ***, Just you!
C2: We're gonna get you for this!
C3: Maybe you will, and maybe you won't!