grissoms_gurl said:
Lol I used to hear that one all the time throughout the drum corps summer season!
Hmm, a drummer, eh?
Hope you don't mind if I add a few drummer jokes...I was in band in high school, and my little brother plays drums, so I've collected a few drummer/musician jokes over the years.
Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
A: One will eventually mature and make money.
Q: If two drummers are in a car, who's driving?
A: The police officer.
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. The keyboardist can do that with his left hand.
Q: How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one - he just holds it to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Q: How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb, and nine to brag about how they could've done it better.
Q: What's the best way to get two piccolo players to play in tune?
A: Shoot one.
(Hope these aren't too offensive to anybody - they're all meant in good fun.
And I have played bass guitar, flute, and trumpet at different points in my life, so I'm poking fun at myself a bit, too.
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This joke is kind of silly, but it's one of my favorites (and I don't think anyone's mentioned it yet):
Two muffins are in an oven. One of the muffins says, "Man, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "Oh my gosh! A talking muffin!" :lol:
And yet another (couple of) blond joke(s):
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They find a barn with some empty burlap potato sacks in it, and quickly they each crawl into a sack. The police burst into the barn, and kick at the first sack, which contains the brunette. Thinking quickly, she meows, and the police officers say, "Oh, it's only little kittens." Next the police kick at the sack the redhead's hiding in. She makes barking noises, and the police officers say, "Oh, it's just puppies." Next, the police officers move on to the blond's sack, and kick it as well. No noise is heard, and so the police officers kick the sack again. Still nothing. When the police officers kick the sack a third time, the blond yells, "Duh! Potatoes!"
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are travelling through the desert when their vehicle breaks down and they're forced to continue on foot. Before they abandon the car, each one takes something from it to help them survive. The brunette takes a canteen of water, the redhead takes a knapsack full of food, and the blond takes the car door. When her companions ask the blond why she chose the door, she answers, "So we can roll down the window if we get hot."
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker on the bottom of the swimming pool.
(And yes, I am a blond.
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